Andrei Tchmil got so tired of the palpable disappointment of not being Belgian that he decided to become one. Envision the world the way you want it to be, then make it so.

People are cynical when I talk about Belgium. They think I’m only Belgian on paper. That is not true. Yes, I was a Russian, even a proud one…. Now I am proud to be Belgian.

A-Merckx; I totally understand the Awesome you’re on about.

Incidentally, I’m so inappropriately excited about Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012 that I can’t promise next week won’t be another week of unabashed, full-frontal Belgian Toothpaste Porn.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @mcsqueak

    These are awesome photos! Makes me sort of excited to go ride in the rain this weekend.

    Well, it's chucking it down in South Wales and I'll be riding this weekend but so far excited doesn't quite describe it.

    Guess I'll just have to look at the above rain porn until it kicks in.

  • @Mark1

    After spending several hours suffering on the trainer this week, the idea of riding outside sounds BRILLIANT, no matter what the weather is doing.

  • Belgian Toothpaste is probably the best of the Lexicon that i've heard. I always wondered what to call it...

  • @Mark1

    @mcsqueak

    These are awesome photos! Makes me sort of excited to go ride in the rain this weekend.

    Well, it's chucking it down in South Wales and I'll be riding this weekend but so far excited doesn't quite describe it.
    Guess I'll just have to look at the above rain porn until it kicks in.

    Rain porn +1

  • I'm pretty sure this photo is from the 2000 Paris-Roubaix, and Tchmil has just stacked badly killing any chance of winning PR that year. He chased back up to the chasers but finished nowhere.

  • I have posted this before but it is so badass it deserves it.

    "I ride to win, winning is the reason for my existence. That's what I always think at the first races of the season, when I notice the opponents are younger once more. At the first races in the South of France I saw them again: all the new pros who will ride their first pro races. All with high expectations, fresh ambitions, high hopes, shaved legs. Then they see a guy like me: a bit selfish, calm, very experienced, stubborn, self-assured. In a way of speaking I could have been their father. I never wanted to upset their balance, but they should know that it is a new world they are entering. But that is what they know two days later when the first dreams are shattered. I wish them good luck though, but nothing more. Besides, we are opponents, aren't we?" Andre Tchmil

  • fantastic and nicely timed to give some encouragement for a ride that is a little longere this weekend than planned.

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