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Il Gruppo Progetto: Resurrection of a Pirate

The corollary of Rule #12 is that one focusses the bulk of their energies on upgrading Bike #1 with the result that upgraded gear typically cascades down to Bike #2 and on down through Bike #n. This is The Way of Things; Bike #1 gains the most, but in the end, they all benefit as upgrades trickle through the stable, with the oldest and most worn gear falling from the bottom where they are either discarded or await enough accumulation to justify another build.

There comes a day, however, that we find ourselves needing to inject an upgrade into the hierarchy, an upgrade which disrupts the Natural Order. This was the case when I reluctantly replaced my XL EV2 with my new Soloist frame. My EV2 holds a dear place in my heart. I built her bit by bit, from components scavenged from eBay over the course of an entire winter. She was at my side (under me, actually, if we’re going to pick nit) as I rediscovered La Vie Velominatus. She was built from scratch in homage to one of my all-time favorite cyclists, Pantani, and his elusive 1998 stallion. She was the first bike I owned that fit me the way I wanted. She was the first bike I had with compact geometry, she was the first bike that cleft my heart in two when I crashed during a crit and destroyed the frame. (I quickly replaced hers with another, identical frame, which is the one I have today.)

Suffice it to say, to have her hanging from a nail in my workshop is a dishonor to this beautiful, loyal friend who carried me back to fitness and through some of the greatest ride’s I’ve been on. Never once did she complain that I was too heavy. Never once did she cringe in agony as I pushed harder on the pedals. Never once did she point downhill when the road pointed up. She carried me through the 2003 L’Etape du Tour and up l’Alpe d’Huez on the morning of the stage. She carried me home after bonking in the heat of North Carolina. She guided my rear wheel back to safety as I was slipping to certain death under a passing semi-trailer on a rain-slicked railroad track.

We have been through a lot together; she must be resurrected. But the question is, in what form?

Bikes are meant to be ridden. I have a carbon Bike #1 and a steel Bike #2, both of which are generally ridden in good weather only, although accidents do happen and they do find their way onto wet roads occasionally. I have a sublime Alu Bike #3 which boasts an identical fit to Bike #1 and serves as my rain bike, thereby getting by far the most use. As far as road bikes go; I have the spectrum fairly well covered and I fear that adding another will mean that she lives out her life being overlooked for my daily rides and go largely unridden, a dishonor almost as great as her current state of limbo.

What I don’t have, however, is a commuter bike; a bike to ride to the cafe or farmers market. A bike to hop aboard and pedal to the office. Do I build her into a commuter which gets ridden, if not in the spirit for which she was intended? Or is this a bigger dishonor than not riding her at all? If I do build her into a commuter, do I rider her with drop bars and my old STI shifters, or do I opt for a set of commuter-friendly mustache bars which I’ve fancied ever since I spotted my first Bridgestone X0? Downtube shifters or bar-end shifters? Full funders and wide tires, I think, though how wide is possible on her tight racing geometry?

Or do I build a funeral pire and set her ablaze, allowing her noble soul to return to Merckx on Mount Velomis to be reborn to someone else’s stable?

Fellow Velominati, I submit to your input: how best to honor this noble steed?

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • I came to a similar pass when I owned the last of the American Klein's; the year after Gerolsteiner used them--I forget if this was '03 or '04. Knowing this would never get much use from me, though I loved it dearly, I sold it to an aficionado who remarked at the condition I had kept it in despite the miles.

    In the end, it is better to release an amazing specimen into the wild, where at home it isn't much more than clutter. And I commute on my road bike (or cross, in snow or downpour) because I am a roadie, and even in casual attire, I will remain casually deliberate a-drape the drop bars. If you wish to take a more recreational pace, it stands to reason along the rules that the bike should reflect that as well, not just your dress.

  • @frank

    @Cyclops

    While mustache bars look perfectly normal on a Grant Petersen Bridgestone they have NO place on a Tour-bred Bianchi. The very fact that you even considered such leaves the door open for a coup d'etat.
    While I loathe the fact that Fixie Hipsters have flooded the streets with what can only be described as travesties, maybe you can be the catalyst for taking back what is rightfully ours and turn her into a drop barred fixed geared bike - sans brake caliper(s) of course.

    Let me get this straight, because I want to make sure I understand correctly: in one breath you suggest a coup d'etat, and in the other suggest I convert a road bike into a fixie? A fixed-wheel bike, if I'm to reclaim what is ours from the hipsters, can only be a track bike ridden on the road, with straight dropouts and track geometry.

    Get out the hacksaw.

  • @Colin

    I came to a similar pass when I owned the last of the American Klein's; the year after Gerolsteiner used them-I forget if this was '03 or '04. Knowing this would never get much use from me, though I loved it dearly, I sold it to an aficionado who remarked at the condition I had kept it in despite the miles.

    A noble gesture. But am I still to attached to her to part with her? Yes, I think so.

    In the end, it is better to release an amazing specimen into the wild, where at home it isn't much more than clutter. And I commute on my road bike (or cross, in snow or downpour) because I am a roadie, and even in casual attire, I will remain Casually Deliberate a-drape the drop bars. If you wish to take a more recreational pace, it stands to reason along the rules that the bike should reflect that as well, not just your dress.

    Such as one of these, from the Motherland. Indeed it seems strange to attempt to find some middle ground with the Ev2 between this and her roots that cannot be attained.

  • A good bike is meant to be ridden! Even if it means to the farmers market. You can best honor it's proud history by keeping it clean and looking good, and riding it with love.

    Its a rare treat here in the Bay area to see a classic bike working a day job. You know there must be stories. So yes, go ahead and build it up in the spirit that best suits it. Riding to work is a different experience than channeling the V, and its good to have a bike for each job. Savor those mornings with your old friend.

  • @frank

    @Cyclops
    This is what a track dropout looks like, dingus.

    Oh yeah? Well THIS...

    ...is a record player

    THIS...

    ...is a turntable

    I guess I don't have a problem with riding a frame with road geometry on the road...

  • Second FNG of the post, so apologies in advance.

    While a bike like her should be ridden, completely re-appropriating her to something other than a thoroughbred race bike feels wrong to me. I'd rather have a bike that suits a job it doesn't get used for often enough (technically few bikes are used enough I guess) than have a race frame with moustache bars. I'm not sure why, it just feels wrong, like the guy with his bars all wrong.

    If it is the farmers market for her make sure it's drop bars and right looking equipment. Wrong bars? Hipster. Fake-fixie? Double hipster. Then again, take this with a pinch of salt - it's coming from a guy who uses a brooks leather saddle on his race bike.

  • This site's getting depressing. Yesterday Brett's mourning the lack of riding; today Frank's mourning the passing of a bike. You can't put mustache bars on this"”as cool as those bars are. And fixie? Oh dear, @Cyclops! Good lord, no. Although, I think you've just articulated your winter progetto (not with this frame).

    The lone solution: mount it in a place of pride"”livingroom above the fireplace, say"”where you can sip cognac and recount stories of the bike ad infinitum to visitors. That or a more revered place in the workshop. Or lend it to a sympathetic café or bike shop for display and regular reverence. But somewhere you'll see it frequently.

  • @robertsexton
    You should come to the city more often. You'll be assaulted by a lot of hipster travesties but some of the messenger dudes roll around on properly kitted Italian metal.

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