In Memoriam: The Cycling Cap

The cycling cap, perhaps at it's peak

We gather here today to pay our respects to one of the icons of our great sport, the cycling cap.  The perfect union of form and function and an excellent example of why the former follows the latter, and why together they are beautiful.  The brim is just long enough to shield the eyes from the elements, but is short enough to allow the rider to gaze up the road with head tilted in determination as steady drips of water fall from the apex of the brim and and tap out the rhythm of the stroke.  The cloth construction is comfortable under a helmet or hairnet, and allows it to be easily stuffed into a jersey pocket when not needed.

It’s appearance is clumsy; the short, stubby brim can be flipped upward or downward and, generally made of cotton, cap’s shape is soft and floppy.  Yet, it has been worn by the Greatest Greats of our sport with a transcendent sense of cool. Over time, it became a badge of honor for those of us living La Vie Velominatus; wearing a cycling cap in public amongst the uninitiated felt almost like bragging that you were in on a secret – the cycling cap was what we used to recognize one of our own in a crowd of nonbelievers.

Then something started to change.  Frist this guy, and these guys, and then this fucking guy started wearing our sacred headpiece, and rather than being mistaken for Giants of the Road, we were mistaken for douchebags. The unpalatable and tragic truth is that almost overnight, the history and culture that the cycling cap represented was mistaken for little more than a social prop used by hipsters who suck even more than cyclists at picking up dates at the local cafe.

Slowly but surely, the status of the cycling cap has diminished to where we are today, with the brim of our noble cap barely visible beneath our compulsory helmets only on days where the weather merits its use and  Rule #22 forbidding it’s use off the bike.  We’ve arrived at a place where the men who climb upon the podiums of our storied races wear something more akin to a baseball cap than to the cap that brings back memories of the hardmen of our sport.

I leave you, my fellow Velominati, with some of the great images that show our fallen icon at the height of it’s status as a Symbol of Cycling.

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Thanks to @Geoffrey Grosenbach for inspiring this humble eulogy.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @G'rilla

    Walz brand cap from Heck of the North. Recommended.

    here we go again. I can see Im gonna half to make it up and try to order one.

  • @RedRanger

    @G'rilla

    Walz brand cap from Heck of the North. Recommended.

    here we go again. I can see Im gonna half have to make it up and try to order one.

    that disconnect between my brain and fingers

  • @Ron

    See I have to disagree with the article when it says that baseball caps are now basically de rigeur because they offer more room for sponsors' logos. That's BS. A real cycling cap has just the same amount of material on the front, back and sides AND a brim - and the b-ball caps don't put logos on there so in fact the real caps offers more logo real estate.

    The Velominati cause would be helped immeasurable if we had a V cap.

  • @wiscot

    The Velominati cause would be helped immeasurable if we had a V cap.

    Agreed, we can neither complain that the douchebags have stolen our icon or that the pros are fucking it up wearing baseball hats when we don't have a cap of our own.

  • @Nate

    @wiscot

    @Ron

    The Velominati cause would be helped immeasurable if we had a V cap.

    The cycling cap cause as well.

    Shhhhhhhh! Frank's on vacation. The last thing he needs is us to open up the "where the fuck are the V caps?" topic while he's enjoying some R&R. I'm sure he's on it. Same with the V scented candle that's been in the works for yonks. Don't you realize how hard it is to distill the sweat of Merckx into something that can be encased in wax? Then there's the somewhat limited market for having one's house smell like sweaty wool and chamois leather . . . "But honey, what do you mean you feel nauseated? Don't you like the aroma of the Prophet's crotch?"

  • @Oli

    Haha, Frank sounds so serious in that article!

    I love it when these old articles get dredged up.

    And still there is no such thing as a V-cap.  I may as well wish for a V-hairnet.

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