In Memoriam: The Cycling Cap

The cycling cap, perhaps at it's peak

We gather here today to pay our respects to one of the icons of our great sport, the cycling cap.  The perfect union of form and function and an excellent example of why the former follows the latter, and why together they are beautiful.  The brim is just long enough to shield the eyes from the elements, but is short enough to allow the rider to gaze up the road with head tilted in determination as steady drips of water fall from the apex of the brim and and tap out the rhythm of the stroke.  The cloth construction is comfortable under a helmet or hairnet, and allows it to be easily stuffed into a jersey pocket when not needed.

It’s appearance is clumsy; the short, stubby brim can be flipped upward or downward and, generally made of cotton, cap’s shape is soft and floppy.  Yet, it has been worn by the Greatest Greats of our sport with a transcendent sense of cool. Over time, it became a badge of honor for those of us living La Vie Velominatus; wearing a cycling cap in public amongst the uninitiated felt almost like bragging that you were in on a secret – the cycling cap was what we used to recognize one of our own in a crowd of nonbelievers.

Then something started to change.  Frist this guy, and these guys, and then this fucking guy started wearing our sacred headpiece, and rather than being mistaken for Giants of the Road, we were mistaken for douchebags. The unpalatable and tragic truth is that almost overnight, the history and culture that the cycling cap represented was mistaken for little more than a social prop used by hipsters who suck even more than cyclists at picking up dates at the local cafe.

Slowly but surely, the status of the cycling cap has diminished to where we are today, with the brim of our noble cap barely visible beneath our compulsory helmets only on days where the weather merits its use and  Rule #22 forbidding it’s use off the bike.  We’ve arrived at a place where the men who climb upon the podiums of our storied races wear something more akin to a baseball cap than to the cap that brings back memories of the hardmen of our sport.

I leave you, my fellow Velominati, with some of the great images that show our fallen icon at the height of it’s status as a Symbol of Cycling.

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Thanks to @Geoffrey Grosenbach for inspiring this humble eulogy.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Loving the article, pictures and comments. Makes this a good place to visit.

    I am a big fan of the cap, so a most enjoyable read.

  • @Robot

    Have you been to LA recently? Or Boston? Or Ann Arbor? Or College-Town, USA? They are out there, and they are clueless.

  • Forgive me if this link has been posted elsewhere. This two-part film is a perfect match for so much on this site. Go to You Tube and type in Vive le Tour. 20 minutes of 1962 Tour magic in stupendous, sharp color. Wool jerseys, raids on cafes, Rik van Looy in pain, bandages held in place by cotton caps, insane descents, Anquetil, Darrigade et al, - it's all there. Heartbreaking footage of a rider riding to the point of unconsciousness. Today's guys are tough, these guys were tougher. One of the best bits of retro film I've ever seen.

    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=vive+le+tour&aq=0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3EHJjHP6yc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6ZycaBelU

  • @Collin
    Robot has a special kinds of eyes.

    Oddly I find that most people who denigrate the humble hipster seems merely to be envious of them. Whether it is there ability to rock skinny jeans and a jauntily place hat/cap or pulling some new-fangled fixie-trick*, it is envy that drives people to call them clueless. Just like there are fucknuggets in the road cycling world and the MTB world as well as the real world.

    I can ride a fixie without falling off and I can pull some (very) minor tricks on an MTB (even a road bike at a push). What I can't do is pull any sort of trick on a fixie - not even riding backwards. Those who can are fairly fucking good riders.

  • @Jarvis

    Very true Jarvis. There are hipsters that are extremely skilled riders, but I don't find them to be the majority. I think it is the disregard for the rules of the road that is their cachet that really bothers me. An attitude like, "We are not cars so why drive like them. It would be completely inefficient*," does all of us on bicycles a disservice.

    We are all part of the brotherhood on the road. The more people that ride bicycles the better. If everybody rode, this world would be a better place. I tip my head to every rider I pass or see while riding, whether they're rocking a squeaky beach cruiser or a carbon-fiber wonder, because the freedom of making pedals go in circles is a beautiful thing.

    * Actual quote from a recent email discussion, which is completely moot because it is even more inefficient for cars to stop at lights.

  • @Jarvis I have spent many a fine evening lounging in Dolores Park in San Francisco, observing Homo Sapien Hipstericus in their natural environment. I will speak for myself in saying that I have exactly 0% envy (and I could rock skinny jeans if i felt compelled to), but I don't go overboard denigrating them either. They seem rather self-involved and seem to enjoy finding a sense of Self and meaning in life by recycling things from the past - ok by me. I have nothing in common with them, and we may as well be from different star systems (likely we are).

    That said, perhaps we are all overdoing this cycling cap thing?? I mean who really gives a shit if hipsters wear cycling caps, really? It doesn't stop me from wearing them. No one in their right mind would ever mix me up - the dude in the lycra bibs and the wool vintage jersey on the fancy ass steel road bike with a hipster on a fixie. For all practical purposes, they are invisible to me and I do as I damned well please.

    Whenever I am on my bike (unless it's hot, which is rare), I wear my cap, and I often wear it off the bike, if I am in transit somewhere on the bike, have finished and am still in cleats or kit, or just hanging out with my bike somewhere like an outdoor cafe. They're the only hats I can actually wear, oddly enough (i look stupid in baseball hats, etc). Why don't we just wear our caps when and where we want and stop giving away one of our cherished cultural icons to the damned hipsters?

    Bottom Line: NO Velominatus should ever be confused with a hipster anyway. We are cyclists and should proudly own our tradition regardless of what is trendy in certain impermanent sub cultures.

  • I am wondering whether Rule 22 might need an adjustment or amendment. It seems like so much of our concern about our caps and when we should wear them is a "reaction" to them. Why are we reacting to them? It's our icon.

    I say we own ours and stop fretting like a bunch of old English ladies about whether we are committing some cosmic faux pas if we wear a cap into a cafe. The V should trump #22. They can pry my cycling cap from my cold, dead hands...

  • I thought the hipster issue had less to do with hipsters wearing caps while riding or the nature of their bikes, but rather the ubiquitous breach of Rule 22, which cheapened the cap-wearing experience.

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