La Vie Velominatus: Building Wheels

Self-awareness is a non-optional ingredient of leading a fulfilling life; while we should always push ourselves to explore new things, we should also be aware of our limitations and weigh expectations against them. This is why I avoid any activities involving intelligence or a blow torch, and take particular care to avoid those involving an intersection of the two.

Learning to work on our machines is a path any Pedalwan must learn to walk, starting with simple tasks – perhaps to tune a derailleur or brake – and progressing gradually to building the bike up from a bare frame, seeking out a Cycling Sensei wherever new skills required suggest the need of one. A bicycle is a paradox; though it is a simple machine where one can plainly see the workings of most components, it is nevertheless deceptively difficult to maintain properly. Cables and chains are things of tension and their proper adjustment requires a delicate touch.

Bicycle maintenance today is easier than it was in the past as some tasks that used to take care and skill – such as adjusting bearings in a bottom bracket or hub – have all but been eradicated from the skills needed to maintain a bicycle as loose balls, cones, and races have been replaced by sealed cartridge bearings that are pressed into place and secured with a bolt. Adjusting these old bits required a mechanical sensibility that one seems either born with or without and is not easily taught to those who lack them; adjusting modern bearings requires little more subtlety than setting the dial on a torque wrench.

Wheel truing and building is a skill that goes back to the origins of Cycling and one which continues to live on, at least for the time being. Wheels are a marvel of engineering, one made more miraculous when, like me, you don’t really understand how they work: thin, flexible spokes leave the hub at various angles, some leading and some trailing the rotational direction as they either push or pull the wheel as we force it around using a system of chain, gears, and pulleys optimistically attached to our feet.

The wheel is kept straight and round by a delicate balance as spokes are matched in opposite pairs and tensioned to distribute forces not only laterally, but also vertically. Furthermore, spokes really only have strength in tension; on compression, they fold like a Schleck in a time trial. A well-built wheel depends on a precise balance of 3-dimensionally opposing forces in tension; should the builder fail to take this into account and a critical mass of spokes fail to do the single task assigned to them, I imagine the rider will explore a sharp learning curve as they discover the subtleties of riding a bicycle which goes abruptly from two to one or zero functioning wheels.

I have no delusions of being particularly gifted in a mechanical sense. When I was a kid, my dad called me “Threads” due to my penchant for over-tightening the nuts and bolts on his cherished Campagnolo components, leaving the poor dears stripped and useless. On the plus side, I learned how to operate a tap and die. But I somehow have never been terrible at truing and building wheels; whether its my methodical approach to tasks or my love for symmetry and balance that rescue me from myself when wielding a spoke wrench, the wheels I touch leave the stand true and round – and tend to stay that way.

Wheel building is perhaps the most pure form of the art of bicycle maintenance, apart from actually building the frame yourself; it had been a long time since I’d built a wheel, so I took it upon myself to build my own set for Keepers Tour: Cobbled Classics 2012. In keeping with my appreciation of my own shortcomings, I knew I was going to need a Sensei, and there was none better to turn to than our own Oli who happens to be a world-class wheel builder. Oli unhesitatingly and generously offered answers to my many questions as I collected the parts I would need, and even went so far as to study photographs I sent him when things went awry. That, together with the wealth of information that seems to flow freely on these pages, safely led me through the process, although there were some bumps along the way, assuming you consider needing to build the rear wheel twice and front thrice to be a “bump”.

Iteration 1:

The first round saw a flawless execution apart from one significant fact: when determining on which side of the rim the spoke holes are drilled, it matters which way you’ve got the wheel oriented, and whether you’re looking up at the wheel or down at it. Keeper Jim’s two-year-old son consistently demonstrates that he understands this fact, but still it somehow escaped me.

Iteration 2: 

I cleverly determined that I could just move all spokes one hole down and correct the problem from Iteration 1. I performed this task on both wheels before realizing I’d gone the wrong way and buggered the whole thing to the point where sending a photo to Oli resulted in the following remark:

Yes, something has gone wrong. There’s no way that you should end up with that situation no matter what rim or instructions you have.

Right, then. Moving on.

Iteration 3:

Rather than go back round and move the spokes a further two holes the other way, I decided to disassemble the wheels and start over. This didn’t bother me in the least because, as it turns out, building wheels is quite a lot of fun. You start with a pile of floppy spokes and dismembered rim and hub, go through a phase where spokes are poking out every which way, to a moment when suddenly it looks like a wheel and you feel like a genius (until you look more closely and discover you’ve balled the whole thing up). Each time through, I started with the front wheel as it is slightly less complicated owing to the fact that it uses all the same length spokes.

Experienced wheel-builders orient the rim such that the labels are readable when viewed from the right side; not wanting to upset any critical eyes, I naturally took care to follow suit. I also carefully oriented the front hub so that the “R” (Royce’s emblem) was oriented such that it, too, was readable from the right side (in addition to being visible through the valve hole).

Moving on to the rear wheel, I noticed that for some reason, Royce has the “R” inverted so it’s readable from the left side. I let out a slow sigh of resignation as I realized there was no way to avoid rebuilding the front wheel (again) such that the “R” on both hubs faced the same way.

The next day I tensioned the spokes and now the wheels sit in the basement awaiting a pair of tubulars so I can set about mounting them and start riding to ensure that any further lapses in my wheel building skills are discovered now, and not as we enter the Trouée d’Arenberg in April.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @marcus

    @Steampunk


    @frank

    @Spearfish

    @Chris

    @SpearfishThetford eh? I see from your profile your in Cambridge. I'm just up on the other side of Huntingdon. Who do you race with?

    The team name is MTFU, a slight regional variation on the theme of Rule #5.

    Mop The Fuck Up? A team of hardcore house cleaners? Awesome. Focused on the college crowd focusing on cleaning up after good parties?

    This is Britain, yeah? Surely: Mod

    nah -its what I say to my kids when the argue - Make the Fuck Up

    Ha ha! All good suggestions, mopping is certainly involved when you ride MTB in the UK winter. As for "mod", I was always more of a rocker (was delighted to see Frank reference Pearl Jam a couple of days ago, Ten and Vs are two of my favourite all time albums) and "make the fuck up" has uses... 24 hour team racing can certainly have it's moments!
    We came up with marinade the fuck up, to get drunk the night before a summer ride, then ride in your winter kit.

  • @Chris

    @Spearfish
    I haven't done any winter racing in the past. Those are mtb races I think, most of my mtb career was gravity based. Now that I'm not afraid of pedalling, I should get back over to Thetford.
    I'm planning on doing some road racing this summer though, Rockingham and Milton Keynes seem to be the ones round here. There's also a crit in Spalding but thats the weekend after I disappear to the Keepers Tour which might be a bit hard to justify given that I'm warming up for the Tour with a Century sportive, the Cheshire Cat.

    Sounds like a good summer! I've been looking to get a few big sportives booked in around the MTB stuff, so I might well check out the Cheshire Cat. Not sure i've got my peleton technique sorted well enough for proper road racing yet though.
    You should definitely get out to Thetford when you get the chance, not much downhill but singletrack for miles and a really friendly racing scene.

  • @zalamanda
    We don't have any cobbles around here (Hamilton, Ontario) for better or for worse, but this time of year, the discolouration occurs on descents and trying to determine whether the dark patch on the road is wet or ice. Got most of them right this morning, but also had a couple of sphincter-clenching moments in a couple of turns...

  • @frank
    May I ask what tires did you glue on HED wheels?Did you try to take them off yet after a puncture?
    I'd always avoid using tape and riding next to people who did use it.Although manual doesn't say so it look like Tufo tape works best with Tufo tires as they have completely different liner and use butyl inner tubes.They behave and ride completely different.
    Tape sticks amazingly strong to a properly clean rim however never that strong to a tubular.You can easily wiggle the tubular with your thumbs what to me always indicates poor adhesion.
    Another problem that tape presents you with is changing to a new tubular after puncture. Removing the tape to mount a new tubie is a pain in the ass task.Tape leaves a horrible residue on the rims which is very hard to remove but have to be removed if you wanna switch back to traditional glue method.

  • Had a blast gluing my tubs on; my bike looks very different with the Amrosios than it does with the Zipps...

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    @TommyTubolare
    My dad had just gotten the wheels and we stuck some Conti's (don't remember which model) to them...they did seem very easy to move, though I don't remember checking again after we finished our ride a few hours later. What was nice was the immediacy of the tape, as compared to my two-day journey with glue.

    But the glue was amazingly ritualistic and fun, and I wouldn't trade it for the world. And the tires seem absolutely bolted in place. Based even on how hard it is to pull the tape off, it seems like more of a hassle than it might be worth. Plus, I have an enormous tub of glue to use up before I consider making the change!

  • The tape scares me to death! The time spent applying layers of glue to rims and tires gives me confidence that my tubs will stay in place in a turn at 75kph. The tape seems (although it may just be technical progress) like a too good to be true shortcut that will end with me face down off the side of the road... Did I mention it scares me to death?

  • What was the name of Sean Kelly's domestique - Rudy something - remember watching him lose a TDF stage rolling a tub coming into the last couple of corners. Always put me off the tape, as well as making me grateful I wasn't his mechanic.

    I had one happen to me at the weekend doing the Round the Mountain - hit a pothole when I got a bit tired towards the end and the nipple itself sheared in half. Pulled the spoke out, opened out the QR and carried on with no worries - but that's a new kind of breakage on me...

  • @frank
    Holy crap. I'm really starting to wonder about my life choices: I'd happily live under a bridge in rags with one of those wheel truing devices. That thing is beuuuutifuuulll. Of course I'd be hungry, alone and delusional but it's be worth it.

    @TommyTubolare

    Cheers, thanks for all the info. BTW I tend to concur with your opinion on tape (unless you're a triathlete) because it seems to be a solution on search of a problem, which doesn't clearly provide a better solution.

  • @Minion

    Cheers, thanks for all the info. BTW I tend to concur with your opinion on tape (unless you're a triathlete) because it seems to be a solution on search of a problem, which doesn't clearly provide a better solution.

    RIght, so tape is like disc brakes on a road bike.

  • @Simon

    What was the name of Sean Kelly's domestique - Rudy something - remember watching him lose a TDF stage rolling a tub coming into the last couple of corners. Always put me off the tape, as well as making me grateful I wasn't his mechanic.

    Rudy Dhaenens. I didn't realise he'd died, or what an impressive palmares he had. Sorry for calling him Kelly's Domestique...

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