La Vie Velominatus: Optimism

Optimism carries us to the most rewarding tasks of our lives.

If I were a pessimist, or a realist for that matter, I wonder if I might have started any of the various activities which have brought me the most pleasure and satisfaction. Though I have Cycling in my mind when I make that statement, this principle expands beyond the vast and il-defined borders of La Vie Velominatus: everything worth doing takes time, work, and commitment in equal measure, and that fact can be daunting and intimidating.

Invariably, it is my poor estimation of effort combined with my vague memory of pain and discomfort which affords me the greatest character trait I possess: optimism. In the face of all reasonable likelihood of failure, in spite of the hopeless amount of work something might prove to be, I invariably believe that success is not only possible, but inevitable. (This trait might also be classified as arrogance or stupidity, but I don’t like the sounds of those as much because they would require more introspection, and that sounds like work.)

It is with this frame of mind that I cheerfully tackle most any activity, in my life and on the bicycle. While I haven’t conducted a poll of any kind, I have informally received sufficient unsolicited and often shouted feedback to allow me to surmise that this approach is not always as liberating for those participating in the activity as it is for me. Be that as it may, and as has oft been observed in these archives, our chosen sport is one rife with suffering afforded by long days in the saddle which allow us to suffer more intensely and for longer days in the saddle in the future. Every element of this sport revolves about axes of sacrifice, dedication, and patience. Training, certainly. Diet and weight loss as well. Even learning the subtleties of maintaining our equipment properly takes years in the tutelage of a Cycling Sensei. These are long journeys that build on small gains over time; there is no magic potion that one can imbibe to be transformed from portly oaf into elite cyclist – much less so a Velominatus.

If, on a winter morning, I had the slightest appreciation of the intensity of the cold I would feel eight or ten hours into the ride, I might never set out on it; it is my optimism that I will enjoy the ride that allows me to experience the insular nothingness of The Tunnel.

If, as I point my bicycle towards the hills instead of the plains, I had a clear memory of the suffering it caused me previously, I might never become a better climber; it is my optimism that I can overcome my size and weight to master the terrain I love the most and am comprehensively il-suited to travel.

If, at eight years old, I’d had the slightest idea that I would be almost 30 years into my journey and only just beginning to develop some of the most rudimentary elements of experience, strength, knowledge and passion that Cycling delivers to us, I would perhaps never had started. Yet it was my optimism that these things would come that has allowed me to experience this wonderful journey.

Optimism is what allows the mortal to start  down the path laid by the immortal. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    @Ali McKee

    I am optimistic that I will pay off the credit card within two years (or at any stage at all) after an extravagant bike purchase

    I am optimistic that one day I will be worthy of said extravagant bike purchase

    I am optimistic that beer will be scientifically proven as THE recovery drink for cyclists

    Yes.

    @meursault

    @frank

    @meursault

    It's worth taking a look at the Buddhist way of things.

    http://www.thebigview.com/buddhism/fourtruths.html

    Life means suffering.

    I love buddhism. They are onto it. To me its more of a philosophy than a religion, though I'm sure I'm wrong in that assessment. Cheers.

    @Yvonne@wistoon33@stickyjumper

    Cheers, and welcome to all three of you!

    You are very much correct in your analysis of philosophy or religion, but it's all good. It's just about cycling and walking the path of harmlessness.

    BTW I have a gift for everybody. Next time on the climb and everything hurts try this. Breathe. Yes I know you do that already, but concentrate on your breathing, long in long out, count them, focus on them. Go on try it, what can you lose?

    Its funny how true that is. And you can't start halfway up: start at the base or else you'll be in debt from the start of the climb. Long, deep breaths in rhythm with your pedal revs (every other or every third, etc, whatever works for you) and don't let up on it. Don't go shallow like you want to, just keep going long, slow, and deep.

    I will leave it to @Minion to come up with some sort of analogy to sex for this.

    Didn't have to say a word. I hope my name doesn't pop into your head every time you think about sex.

    Another tip is a forceful exhalation, or emphasizing the exhalation, then letting your body draw in the breath it needs. I try and empty the lower parts of my lungs, may not be scientifically accurate but that is how I think about it. Try t for 20 breaths, relax, try it again a couple of minutes later.

  • No true cyclist ever entered a race at 100%. Bruises, cut's, callouses and sore muscles are a mark of a good training regimen. A cyclist's lifestyle is not an easy one, it is full of constant pain, suffering and training, to think otherwise is a mistake and a sign of a weak cyclist wannabe.

    (adapted from a quote of a friend of mine about Warriors)

  • @farzani

    I feel the same way and now feel unqualified to speak on the subject based on this.

    @seemunkee

    It takes a few rides to get back to the point where I don't dread the loss of fitness that I'll be experiencing.  But after that I don't want to get off again and I look forward to the suffering.  It helps if I have a target to work towards.  A century ride or some other such goal, then I know what I have to do and keep my momentum.

    I know what you mean; those first few rides. Depending on the length of the break - for whatever reason - I like to just wait for that natural pushing of the limits to start, to find that sneaky powerful feeling in your legs and then hit it hard again. In some ways, the progress - and anticipating it - is enjoyable in and of itself.

    @farzani

    @tessar

    I am a storng advocate of keeping some sort of core training all year long. Too many cyclists have weak backs/tight IT bands and even under developed glutes.

    This has been amazing for me. As a lifelong outdoor athlete, I simply HATE working out inside, whether its the trainer, the gym, whatever. But I've started working on my core for various reasons, and its amazing how much it helps the pedaling. For one thing, I can drop into the Phantom Aero bars without loading my arms very much, just by using my core. And then still get full engagement from the pedals as you can still push even though you're way down.

    Similarly, just riding along normally, it almost feels like you can start engaging the pedals when its 10 or so degrees behind the normal plane of engagement.

    I do the most intense work in winter, but I've been keeping up with it over the summer, and it has really helped.

    Muscle mass can increase with correct overload at ANY age if done correctly and coupled with good nutrition. I have worked with geriatric folks and have witnessed increases in strength, flexibility and most important balance..

    This is good news. My parents are in their 70's and going strong...and don't seem to be losing much strength. Forces to be reckoned with, those two.

  • The final sentance of this piece is a quotation for the ages: "Optimism is what allows the mortal to start down the path laid by the immortal."

    It is also what allows most of us to continue to move forward...

  • @frank

    I too can't stand going to the gym, even if it is with some friends.  It feels like such a waste of an hour, and I stick out like a stick against all the meatheads in there.  Even at home I haven't gone out to the weight machine deal, I did do a tiny amount of core work.  One thing I find is that I tend to rely too much on my core and not enough on my arms to support my weight, especially climbing on the tops.  I tried running two winters ago, I got up to doing 5k every other day, but my form was terrible and I got shin splints all the time.

  • @frank

    @Ron

    Frank - your pieces are always great, but this one is truly perfect for me & apropos. Optimism. Time. Work. Commitment. Intimidating. I've pulled off some pretty big things in my life to date, all of them taking some serious time, work, and commitment. I've recently hit the first wall I've ever hit in my life - I can't seem to accomplish the main goal that sits right in front of me. There are a lot of reasons, but none of them really matter. I know I have it in me. I know with maybe twelve weeks of hard work I'll put myself right there. Three months from peaking. I've started, stopped, stalled, stopped, started.

    But, I simply need to go Sur La Plaque and commit to it. I know I can do it. Optimism. I've pulled off much bigger accomplishments that required far more work in the past. I know I can make this one happen.

    One reason I've so quickly developed as a cyclist is because I've gone all in on it at the sake of not dedicating myself to this other task. Now is the time to ease off the pedals for just a bit. I know, I know. But in a few months would I rather be a bit faster, or finally pull this monkey off my back? (And in truth, if I just commit & stay focused, I'll have plenty of time to ride and make this other goal happen.)

    Thanks Frank! This was a GREAT one for me to read right now.

    Cheers, glad to help. As @graham d.m. is alluding to, Cycling is a great template for proving to yourself that you can do things. Its very simple: ride more, get better. Nothing else in life is that simple.

    You can do this, just stop being such a pussy and show that monkey what Rule #5 means!

    Frank - more awesomeness! Thanks again. Yes, this mission is simple too - if I put in the hours, a bit of focus, and some effort and creativity, I'll be done! A huge hurdle cleared.

    My mantra for the next few weeks - stop being such a pussy, show the monkey Rule #5!

  • @frank

    Core is core!

    My experience with back pain when I was first racing many years ago, I believe was as the result of woeful core strength. It limited me in so many ways.  Chronic pain in lower back, unable to spend any period of time in the drops, etc.

    My riding and racing renaissance has coincided with a strong focus on core and upper body strength and flexibility.  All of this is done at home with push ups, sit ups, crunches, oblique crunches, etc.  It only takes 30mins of an evening in front of the telly.

    Now, 20 years after my first riding career, I have no back pain, I have a greater saddle to bar drop and live in the drops.  Also,  I've found that with the core stability, I have  quiet upper body in hard efforts as my legs have something solid to push against..

  • @frank

    @scaler911

    @mcsqueak

    @scaler911

    @frank

    I use a natural sponge, and Baxter Aftershave. Guns are wicked smooth. I have a vague recollection of consuming a number of ales and then comparing the smoothness of my guns to the smoothness of @snowgeek's VMH's guns and concluding - after rubbing both - that mine were smoother.

    I wonder if that was entirely appropriate. Sorry @snowgeek. Might have crossed a line there.

    ?? That was me you drunk bastard. @snowgeek was hairier than @gaswepass. But as Rule #33 state, @snowgeek was able to bring the pain, so he gets a pass (I do keep digging at @gas tho).

    Well, I guess you're snowgeek's VMH now. Can't say that Velominati isn't a progressive place...

    Thank you for not bringing up what you and your VMH walked in on at our back patio BBQ Saturday night. I probably couldn't stand the shit I'd get here.............

    That would be poking the badger. Or is that what he caught you doing?

    Honey badger don't give a shit (look two memes in one, how clever):

  • @mouse

    @frank

    Core is core!

    My experience with back pain when I was first racing many years ago, I believe was as the result of woeful core strength. It limited me in so many ways.  Chronic pain in lower back, unable to spend any period of time in the drops, etc.

    My riding and racing renaissance has coincided with a strong focus on core and upper body strength and flexibility.  All of this is done at home with push ups, sit ups, crunches, oblique crunches, etc.  It only takes 30mins of an evening in front of the telly.

    Now, 20 years after my first riding career, I have no back pain, I have a greater saddle to bar drop and live in the drops.  Also,  I've found that with the core stability, I have  quiet upper body in hard efforts as my legs have something solid to push against..

    While I get what you're saying about core, it's weird that I've had a different experience with the back pain. I wrecked my low back pretty bad in my 20's in a high speed downhill ski accident. Really fast and my race bindings were cranked way too high so my skis didn't release. Anyway, the only thing that makes that pain go away (besides drugs, and that's not a real, long term solution) is riding. Sound's counterintuitive, but it works for me.

  • Agreed, core strength is vital, or more importantly, sore endurance

    Just got yet another Swiss ball yesterday (kids love playing football with them - slice, hawthorn bush, new ball required again)

    My legs are definitely stronger this year, but my performance is only the same as last year, and I think it is because I have been neglecting my core workouts - Sky, and especially Wiggo do masses of work in this area

    Favorite exercise is kneeling on the ball, straight back, arms out and rotating arms from one side to the other, holding for 15 secs at either side - that hurts, but boy does it sort your balance out!

    @Marcus

     

    You know that saying about being chased by a bear - you don't need to outrun the bear - just the guy next to you?

    superb

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