It doesn’t take a genius to see what’s going on here. Rule #5, Rule #9, Rule #10; every rider in this frame Looks Fantastic (most other Rules). The riders are in short sleeves and shorts while the public apparently has scavenged materials from rubbish bins and the local grain elevator in a very visually unpleasant effort to keep warm. When I visualize the 90’s, this photo pretty much shows what I see. (Why was the weather so crap in France during Big Mig’s reign? Only redeeming quality of his wins.)
What this photo also shows is the highest concentration of Les Maîtres de la Casquette, the masters of the Cycling cap, in recent recorded history. We discussed the art of wearing a Cycling Cap before, probably more often than necessary. Like all art, it begins with some founding principles, and then opens itself to the artist’s vision and expression. And like with art, there are The Masters.
In the art of wearing the revered casquette, we are guided by the Three Point System. From there, we are at liberty to express ourselves. In the days before helmets, the peloton was overflowing with masters of this studied art with an early style peak coinciding directly with the point of bushiest sideburns, but it has since all but died out. The last peak was in 1991, when Big Mig, Chiappucci, Bugno, Luc LeBlanc, and Richard Virenque were all at the height of their powers. Like the Jedi after the rise of the Sith, it is the responsibility of The Velominati to keep this art alive.
It also occurs to me in the state of high fever in which I write this, that the transcended Velominatus is always engaged in a Cycling-related activity which could possibly provide a release-clause for any accusation of a Rule #22 violation.
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@VeloSix
Au contraire mon frere! Baseball caps - especially the ones with the plastic band adapter - look unbelievably stupid worn backwards. Tom Danielson and Floyd L were egregious adopters of this "look". A cycling cap worn backwards looks ace - brim up or brim down. Just google image Jan Raas. That man knew how to wear a cap every which way.
Apropos the rain cap, I have a picture at home of Roche and Bruno Leali wearing two at the same time - one forwards and one backwards. I've seen pix of Kelly and Fignon doing likewise. No arguing with those guys.!
Bugno and El Diablo are sporting the foam materialed rain cap, a bit easier to pull off. But, my God, how does BigMig pull off the 'puffy look" with the standard cotton cap? Truly extraterrestrial! (and is there a new secret to posting pictures?).
@brett
Teaser
@davidlhill
I've been too busy to manage it properly so we took the products down until we can sort out a proper way to handle it all. Big improvements in the works for Jan 1 2014 including new kit design (still keeping the original of course) and the V-Cap.
@Ccos
I have wondered this many times myself, but until I become so disposed myself, I am afraid I shall never find out.
@wiscot
Right on all counts. Still a masterclass in wearing one.
Next edition will be on wearing winter Cycling caps.
@ChrisO
Oh no, don't start that again!
Caps under helmets have a perfectly functional purpose, especially for bald people (not my problem) or in Rule #9 conditions.
@Pedale.Forchetta
Perfect.
@Souleur
THIS!
@Buck Rogers
I have '83-'90 and they are all so much fun. That '90 edition is awesome. When did those stop? I'd love to grab some from the early 90's.
@ruudi
That's correct, some funny caching issue as the actual title was correct. Cache refreshed and thanks.
@brett
Prophetic, isn't it?
@wiscot
Yes he did.
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@frank
Just take my money, please! Put me down for two!!!