It doesn’t take a genius to see what’s going on here. Rule #5, Rule #9, Rule #10; every rider in this frame Looks Fantastic (most other Rules). The riders are in short sleeves and shorts while the public apparently has scavenged materials from rubbish bins and the local grain elevator in a very visually unpleasant effort to keep warm. When I visualize the 90’s, this photo pretty much shows what I see. (Why was the weather so crap in France during Big Mig’s reign? Only redeeming quality of his wins.)
What this photo also shows is the highest concentration of Les Maîtres de la Casquette, the masters of the Cycling cap, in recent recorded history. We discussed the art of wearing a Cycling Cap before, probably more often than necessary. Like all art, it begins with some founding principles, and then opens itself to the artist’s vision and expression. And like with art, there are The Masters.
In the art of wearing the revered casquette, we are guided by the Three Point System. From there, we are at liberty to express ourselves. In the days before helmets, the peloton was overflowing with masters of this studied art with an early style peak coinciding directly with the point of bushiest sideburns, but it has since all but died out. The last peak was in 1991, when Big Mig, Chiappucci, Bugno, Luc LeBlanc, and Richard Virenque were all at the height of their powers. Like the Jedi after the rise of the Sith, it is the responsibility of The Velominati to keep this art alive.
It also occurs to me in the state of high fever in which I write this, that the transcended Velominatus is always engaged in a Cycling-related activity which could possibly provide a release-clause for any accusation of a Rule #22 violation.
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@Buck Rogers
I do this as well when the weather warrants it and at all times when racing cyclocross, if for no other reason than it simply looks awesome.
I wear a cap under my helmet year round because:
a) I'm bald and it keeps my head warm in winter and unburnt in summer.
b) Helmets are compulsory here.
c) It's fucking badass. Buck (and VeloVita) knows.
@wiscot
Yeah, that is about as squared away as a pro can look on a wet chilly climb.
@Rob
A back handed compliment is still a compliment. My head is much too huge to wear cycling caps unless under the helmet in shiet weather. One size fits all...baaaah!
Just reading the 1990 edition of Winning's Fabulous World of Cycling and the intro has Merckx and the other author wondering in amazement about how the Italians came out of "nowhere" to dominate the year, winning nearly everything except the TdF and how amazing it was and a real Renaissance for the Italians. Of course, Conconi's name was not to be found within the pages anywhere. Funny to read literature from that time with the hindsight that we have now.
@VeloSix
Its all about execution.
Sorry to be pedantic but it should be "Les maitres...", not "Le maitres". It's plural innit :)
@The Grande Fondue
I was a Bugno man myself; that was a fantastic Tour, despite the heartbreak of LeMond "faltering". Chiappucci also went from dodgy looking weirdo to totally Pro looking stud. He even looked good in those blue denim spandex shorts.
@frank
Oh, we're so stealing that!
Cap under helmet in the rain, just to keep the lenses clearer. Otherwise no, because I've realized that since I can still grow some hair I might as well have a bit of insulation up there in winter.
@ChrisO
Okay you earned your cap... ?? Pretty sure cycling caps were simply designed to keep sweat and sun from the eyes -- and they work under helmets too. A good cotton cycling cap is all that is needed throughout the winter as well. Skull caps don't work unless you have the essence of Pantani.