I’m proud to declare that I am fluent in three languages: Hyperbole, Dutch, and English. All of them rubbish. The language of the peloton is, by and large, the most beautiful and expressive in French and Italian, which already make anything sound sexy. But they really excel in le langage du peloton: Sur la plaque, La Volupte, Grinta, La Fringale – each of those smash their English translations with pure linguistic voluptuousness.
The exception is, of course, the term “on the rivet”. Don’t ask my why we all slide forward on our saddles when we’re riding hard, but we all do. Slip your saddle forward a bit to accommodate the forward position, and you’ll still slip forward once you start laying down The Five. It’s one of life’s great mysteries, alongside gravity and how the frosting got inside the twinkies.
Saddles used to have a rivet on the front, to hold the the crotch-numbing slab of leather in place because Cycling saddles at the time were modelled after Western horse saddles. And whenever you were well and truly on your limit, you’d have your rump precariously perched right over that brass nubbin. Hence the term, on the rivet.
To kindly demonstrate the point, no one does “On the Rivet” better than former Manchester DC legend, Pete Five Face Boydell. Even his saddle is having a shit.
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@Ccos
Strava is both very cool and exceptionally annoying. The feed has become nothing more than a list of everyone you follow "joining" whatever challenge was posted that day. And then you've got the folks that'll post every second spent on the bike or walking down the street and do so while attempting a clever title for their activity.
I love posting races and revisiting with everyone else that was racing. Posting runs in cities I visit enables me to check out the map and get my bearings. Same with some interesting road or mtn bikes rides. And there are times when having a pop at a segment kom can't be resisted.
@Apex Nadir
Hey wtf, where is that dude's bike?
@Apex Nadir
Looks like he must be some sort of aircraft maintenance tech. ( not that's there's anything wrong with that )
Original photo = sock length.
@wiscot
Mercian Cycles, still in business.
@Matt
Lugs look like Nervex Pro.
@wiscot
I'm sorry to have started the Strava debate again. Couldn't resist. I don't even have a smartphone! And find Strava very useful for recording training data, and also staying motivated by checking out what my mates have been up to on the bike.
@Chipomarc
Got the same inclination, however am I then not violating Rule #43 or miss out on an opportunity to elaborate on Rule #3?
@Apex Nadir
what a legend that guy is! the adversity he faced because he was french canadian is insane. there is a great movie from canada about him.
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