There was a time when bicycles were lovingly handmade by artisans who themselves loved the sport more than those for whom they built the machines. Lugs were filed to become Luggs; chain and seat stays were beautifully chromed for durability despite the grams it added to the frame’s final weight; spokes were chosen for their purpose and laced to hubs and rims in a pattern that suited the specific purpose the wheel was intended to serve. Throughout the process – from building the frame to manufacturing of the components – extra care was taken to make every element of the bicycle beautiful; these bicycles, when you are in their presence, radiate La Vie Velominatus.
As was customary at the time, components would be pantographed and frames repainted and rebranded, leaving behind little evidence of their origin. But hidden in the components and frames were symbols that the manufacturers stamped into their wares to preserve their identity; Colnago their Fiore, Cinelli their C, and Campa their Shield. These symbols have come to hold great meaning within the sport and we of a certain ilk scour the photos of our heroes’ bikes for evidence of their existence.
For a variety of reasons including cost, proprietary tube-shapes, and repeatability of production, these practices have largely died away in mainstream bicycle manufacturing; in fact, nearly every element in the art of bicycle building that requires attention and skill is slowing being eliminated from the craft. Ahead-set stems have replaced the need for a carefully adjusted headset and stem, sealed-bearing bottom brackets and hubs have eliminated the subtle touch required to hold a race in place with one hand while tightening the assembly with the other. By and large, the machines and riders are stronger than the terrain they race over, leaving little practical need for the attention to detail and customization that once came as a matter of course.
There is, however, one magical week of racing where the terrain is still stronger than the riders: the cobbled classics of de Ronde van Vlaanderen and Paris-Roubaix. This is the one week during which the Pros still require highly customized machines and we, as fans, can scour the photos of our heroes’ kit, looking for the symbols tucked away in the components to discern their origins. One such symbol is the brass badge affixed to the valve-hole on Ambrosio rims.
These rims are chosen by the Specialists for their strength on the stones regardless of what wheel sponsorship obligations might exist within the team. Their mystique is further deepened for those of us living in the States because they aren’t available here. It follows, then, that the Golden Ticket, as I call it, is something I’ve coveted for as long as I can remember (which, admittedly, isn’t very long and, upsettingly, keeps getting less long) but have never had a good enough reason to justify procuring from Europe. But Keepers Tour, Cobbled Classics 2012 provided the perfect justification to go about finding a set and I wasted no time in doing so. Upon arrival, the rims spent the better part of two weeks sitting in my living room or next to my bed, patiently waiting for me to pick them up and rub my thumb over the badge, just to reassure myself they were still there.
Not long after the rims arrived, I excitedly loaded a picture of Boonen in the 2010 Ronde and turned the laptop to show my VMH.
Frank: Hey, what do you see.
VMH: Boonen. Goddamn, he’s a stud. Don’t let me too close to him; I can’t be responsible for my actions.
Frank: What about his wheels.
VMH: What?
Frank: Don’t you see? He’s got my rims.
VMH: You can’t possibly know that.
Frank: Openly shows his exasperation by groaning audibly and rolling his eyes. Yes, I do. Check it. You can see the Golden Ticket on his back wheel. Its obvious as shit. What’s wrong with you?
VMH: Sighs, pours another glass of wine. Exits stage left. Hopefully not for good.
*Coincidentally, on the same day that this article was being written, Inrng published a similar (better) article on a related subject of hand-built wheels. Well worth the read: The Dying Art of Wheelbuilding
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@Oli
If we're going all pedanty, it's "hoist with [your] own petar[d]", as Shakespeare coined the phrase.
ie, Shakespeare wrote in Hamlet "...hoist with his own petar;".
But only if we're being pedants.
@Oli
Maybe but if we had a goddam edit button I would have changed it before anyone even saw.
Anyway Shultz/Klink wasn't pedantry, just correcting a fact.
Like getting that Eddy van Impe mixed up with Lucien Gaul.
All the talk in this article has me pondering bike kit for cobbles. I think ill throw a chain catcher on but that's about it.
@Marko
Marko just stay on a big ring all the time and you don't need one.
@TommyTubolare
True enough but I'm not sure I'll be able to Big Ring it up the Koppenberg.
@Blah
The saying has transcended Shakespeare, and I don't think he would have slipped pedantry in there anyway.
My point was that there seems to be a LOT of correcting going on around here, most of which is done in posts containing their own errors. Let those without sin cast the first stone, and all that.
It goes without saying that I'm certainly not immune to pointing out the occasional mistake myself, but the pedantry just seems to be hitting a level of pointless oneupmanship lately that seems quite unnecessary.
I remember the debate about adding an edit function, and the upshot was that not having one meant people were more likely to consider what they wrote in their posts as they wouldn't be able to change them afterwards. The price of setting the bar high (when it comes to serious matters) was typos and the like. Trash talk, whatever, no one cares aboutand errors there would often go uncorrected. We're able to self edit what we read: and if some (like me) are posting from work, when we're on a break or meant to be doing something else, our posts are likely to contain errors. Pedantry is a wonderful thing when used properly.
@TommyTubolare
Okay, my tubs just came in from Ribble. Two 24's and two 27's. Guess it is time to walk-the-talk and get those CX tubs off the rims and clean them up and stretch the new tubs for a day or two and then mount those puppies! Going to mount the 24's first and run those until getting close to my P-R ride then switch over to the 27's. Too cool!
@Nate
Hey, thanks for the heads up! I think my 2007 Merckx should be okay but I will not use them for the '92 Merckx. Good to know! Truly appreciate it.
@Buck Rogers
Which tires did you select? I am running 23 Vittorias and I am thinking of going for something a bit wider as my daily training tires- looking for some recommendations.