Two golden tickets to Hell

There was a time when bicycles were lovingly handmade by artisans who themselves loved the sport more than those for whom they built the machines. Lugs were filed to become Luggs; chain and seat stays were beautifully chromed for durability despite the grams it added to the frame’s final weight; spokes were chosen for their purpose and laced to hubs and rims in a pattern that suited the specific purpose the wheel was intended to serve. Throughout the process – from building the frame to manufacturing of the components – extra care was taken to make every element of the bicycle beautiful; these bicycles, when you are in their presence, radiate La Vie Velominatus.

As was customary at the time, components would be pantographed and frames repainted and rebranded, leaving behind little evidence of their origin. But hidden in the components and frames were symbols that the manufacturers stamped into their wares to preserve their identity; Colnago their Fiore, Cinelli their C, and Campa their Shield. These symbols have come to hold great meaning within the sport and we of a certain ilk scour the photos of our heroes’ bikes for evidence of their existence.

For a variety of reasons including cost, proprietary tube-shapes, and repeatability of production, these practices have largely died away in mainstream bicycle manufacturing; in fact, nearly every element in the art of bicycle building that requires attention and skill is slowing being eliminated from the craft. Ahead-set stems have replaced the need for a carefully adjusted headset and stem, sealed-bearing bottom brackets and hubs have eliminated the subtle touch required to hold a race in place with one hand while tightening the assembly with the other. By and large, the machines and riders are stronger than the terrain they race over, leaving little practical need for the attention to detail and customization that once came as a matter of course.

There is, however, one magical week of racing where the terrain is still stronger than the riders: the cobbled classics of de Ronde van Vlaanderen and Paris-Roubaix. This is the one week during which the Pros still require highly customized machines and we, as fans, can scour the photos of our heroes’ kit, looking for the symbols tucked away in the components to discern their origins. One such symbol is the brass badge affixed to the valve-hole on Ambrosio rims.

These rims are chosen by the Specialists for their strength on the stones regardless of what wheel sponsorship obligations might exist within the team. Their mystique is further deepened for those of us living in the States because they aren’t available here. It follows, then, that the Golden Ticket, as I call it, is something I’ve coveted for as long as I can remember (which, admittedly, isn’t very long and, upsettingly, keeps getting less long) but have never had a good enough reason to justify procuring from Europe. But Keepers Tour, Cobbled Classics 2012 provided the perfect justification to go about finding a set and I wasted no time in doing so. Upon arrival, the rims spent the better part of two weeks sitting in my living room or next to my bed, patiently waiting for me to pick them up and rub my thumb over the badge, just to reassure myself they were still there.

Not long after the rims arrived, I excitedly loaded a picture of Boonen in the 2010 Ronde and turned the laptop to show my VMH.

Frank: Hey, what do you see.

VMH: Boonen. Goddamn, he’s a stud. Don’t let me too close to him; I can’t be responsible for my actions.

Frank: What about his wheels.

VMH: What?

Frank: Don’t you see? He’s got my rims.

VMH: You can’t possibly know that.

Frank: Openly shows his exasperation by groaning audibly and rolling his eyes. Yes, I do. Check it. You can see the Golden Ticket on his back wheel. Its obvious as shit. What’s wrong with you?

VMH: Sighs, pours another glass of wine. Exits stage left. Hopefully not for good.

*Coincidentally, on the same day that this article was being written, Inrng published a similar (better) article on a related subject of hand-built wheels. Well worth the read: The Dying Art of Wheelbuilding

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • I won at ebay, allegedly low mileage Nemesis rims with Dura-ace hubs are hopefully en-route. Now to get some tyres for them. Saw some relatively cheap Vittoria Pave EVO CG which should be perfect for the Keepers' Tour.

    The wheels are radially laced on the front and radial/crossed on the rear. Am I right in saying that's not as strong as completely crossed. At about 87kg (or there about's depending on my schizophrenic weighing scales) is re-lacing worth thinking about?

    @TommyTubolare
    There's some great looking advice there, I'll have to get my head around it before getting the glue out.

  • @Chris
    WHoah - that is proper V activity - I have just got a set of Vittoria Open Pave Clinchers - not quite as true to the religion, but they have a green stripe down the middle to go with my avatar

  • @Bianchi Denti

    @Oli

    @TommyTubolareI think I love you! Your advice is always bang on, mate. Top stuff.

    New term for lexicon:
    Velomance - an attraction to a fellow velominati's bike skills that is so strong, it's bordering on love.

    Velomance - Not that there's anything wrong with that!
    Good one!

  • @Dr C
    Now you'll just have to win your national championships to get the matching jersey (although if you've nothing to do in the summer there is another green jersey to go for!)

  • @Chris
    Ah, I can picture it - @Fronk, @Brett, @Gianni, @Oli, @Chris, @ChrisO, @Grilla, @Marko etc etc (replace as required, can't name all 5000 of ya!), pulling in a long V-train up the Champs Elysees, with me in my Witte Kitte for leading young rider tucked in waiting to strike......stuff of dreams

  • @Dr C

    @Chris
    young rider... ...stuff of dreams

    I said green not white! I was thinking slightly tubby bloke with questionable climbing skills from one of those islands in the puddle to west of Liverpool!

    Would be quite awesome to get a properly attired v-train going at full gas. Maybe into the Roubaix Velodrome.

    Was the Witte Kitte a good idea? It might never be the same again if it's a muddy day on the 31st!

  • @Chris

    Looking at some nemeses on ebay at the moment, anyone know if '94 8 speed Dura-ace hubs cab be converted to 10 speed? Suspect not but worth asking, they're cheap.

    @Oli

    @Chris
    Eight speed freehubs are fine with ten speed cassettes.

    Important distinction for those painting with a broad brush: Shimano eight speed free hubs are fine with 10 speed cassettes. With Campa, they changed the spline pattern between 8 and 9 speed and they are not compatible.

  • @frank
    Whew, saw the first bit of that in the sidebar and thought "Bugger, now is not the time to find out that @Oli is fallible!"

    It wouldn't have been velomance but velocide!

  • Thanks for the clarification there, Frank. I did think it was obvious we were talking about Shimano, as I don't think Campag do a Dura-Ace model, but people can be pretty freaking dumb so one can never be too careful I suppose.

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