Two golden tickets to Hell

There was a time when bicycles were lovingly handmade by artisans who themselves loved the sport more than those for whom they built the machines. Lugs were filed to become Luggs; chain and seat stays were beautifully chromed for durability despite the grams it added to the frame’s final weight; spokes were chosen for their purpose and laced to hubs and rims in a pattern that suited the specific purpose the wheel was intended to serve. Throughout the process – from building the frame to manufacturing of the components – extra care was taken to make every element of the bicycle beautiful; these bicycles, when you are in their presence, radiate La Vie Velominatus.

As was customary at the time, components would be pantographed and frames repainted and rebranded, leaving behind little evidence of their origin. But hidden in the components and frames were symbols that the manufacturers stamped into their wares to preserve their identity; Colnago their Fiore, Cinelli their C, and Campa their Shield. These symbols have come to hold great meaning within the sport and we of a certain ilk scour the photos of our heroes’ bikes for evidence of their existence.

For a variety of reasons including cost, proprietary tube-shapes, and repeatability of production, these practices have largely died away in mainstream bicycle manufacturing; in fact, nearly every element in the art of bicycle building that requires attention and skill is slowing being eliminated from the craft. Ahead-set stems have replaced the need for a carefully adjusted headset and stem, sealed-bearing bottom brackets and hubs have eliminated the subtle touch required to hold a race in place with one hand while tightening the assembly with the other. By and large, the machines and riders are stronger than the terrain they race over, leaving little practical need for the attention to detail and customization that once came as a matter of course.

There is, however, one magical week of racing where the terrain is still stronger than the riders: the cobbled classics of de Ronde van Vlaanderen and Paris-Roubaix. This is the one week during which the Pros still require highly customized machines and we, as fans, can scour the photos of our heroes’ kit, looking for the symbols tucked away in the components to discern their origins. One such symbol is the brass badge affixed to the valve-hole on Ambrosio rims.

These rims are chosen by the Specialists for their strength on the stones regardless of what wheel sponsorship obligations might exist within the team. Their mystique is further deepened for those of us living in the States because they aren’t available here. It follows, then, that the Golden Ticket, as I call it, is something I’ve coveted for as long as I can remember (which, admittedly, isn’t very long and, upsettingly, keeps getting less long) but have never had a good enough reason to justify procuring from Europe. But Keepers Tour, Cobbled Classics 2012 provided the perfect justification to go about finding a set and I wasted no time in doing so. Upon arrival, the rims spent the better part of two weeks sitting in my living room or next to my bed, patiently waiting for me to pick them up and rub my thumb over the badge, just to reassure myself they were still there.

Not long after the rims arrived, I excitedly loaded a picture of Boonen in the 2010 Ronde and turned the laptop to show my VMH.

Frank: Hey, what do you see.

VMH: Boonen. Goddamn, he’s a stud. Don’t let me too close to him; I can’t be responsible for my actions.

Frank: What about his wheels.

VMH: What?

Frank: Don’t you see? He’s got my rims.

VMH: You can’t possibly know that.

Frank: Openly shows his exasperation by groaning audibly and rolling his eyes. Yes, I do. Check it. You can see the Golden Ticket on his back wheel. Its obvious as shit. What’s wrong with you?

VMH: Sighs, pours another glass of wine. Exits stage left. Hopefully not for good.

*Coincidentally, on the same day that this article was being written, Inrng published a similar (better) article on a related subject of hand-built wheels. Well worth the read: The Dying Art of Wheelbuilding

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Buck Rogers
    That's something that I was wondering about as well. My rear is a Michelin Krylion Carbon with 1,171km on the road and 410 roller "km" on it. There doesn't appear to be any wear on it but being a slick there's no tread to gauge it against.

    I was planning to keep the Paves and Nemeses for the road.

  • @Buck Rogers
    There's always more wear on the road than on rollers,however tire wear is higher on alu rollers comparing to plastic-pvc rollers.And comparing trainer to rollers there's more wear on a trainer.
    If you use rollers a lot and tire wear worries you use slick profile tires,conti sprinter for example,pumped up to max.or just below max.Apart from wear a flat spot in the middle can develop especially in the rear tire so swapping tires can help.
    The best to do I think is to get yourself a cheap set of any slick tires and use it just for rollers.

  • @Chris
    Definitely Chris keep those Michelin tires for rollers and Paves for road.In the future you can get yourself new set of Michelin tires for road and keep those slightly used only for rollers.Having two sets of wheels helps however if there's no way you can get out riding for example for a week due to weather changing tires is not a big deal.

  • @Calmante
    A far as I'm aware there's no problem with posting links to products as long as it's for the benefit of fellow velominati. If you were trying to advertise stuff you's probably get short shrift. The approved way appears to be to send the first of the production run to @frank for his approval!

    @TommyTubolare
    Thanks, the bike came with some budget Alex rims and Schwable tyres. (one of which died a death when I got my braking wrong when someone pulled out in front of me on a decent. Tiny lock up and it was through the outer layer) Those are to be relegated to indoor use and emergency back up while the Paves and Nemeses become the road set. I've just picked up a used Corsa CX on ebay that I'll fold as per your instructions and pop under my seat. Some carbon aero rims will be added in due course.

  • My VMH gifted me a Continental Hometrainer tire this year. I really like it, if anything for the quietude.

  • @Dr C
    Awesome tank mate!Shame you put those bloody clinchers in the way.You see the yellow fish doesn't like it either.She's looking right back at you.She definitely wants to be included in the photo.
    Just kidding mate,nice tires so I hope you'll enjoy riding them.

  • @Marko
    Might have to give one of those a go. Rode with a new drum on my rollers last night having laid down too much V and destroyed the old one (that or old age had done for the glue holding the end cap on). The silence was blissful during the intervals but the rear still squeaks annoyingly at lower revs.

  • @Chris

    @brett
    Nice, my new (to me Nemesis/Dura-ace wheels have arrived are sat under my desk. Can't wait to get them on the bike.
    My Paves are a slightly older model, I think, with a black centre strip and green side tread. I doubt it'll help them stay clean though.

    Nice! Photos please.

    @Calmante

    @Buck Rogers
    @Chris
    @TommyTubolare
    Don't know if it's ok to post a link to a product. If it isn't, let me know and I'll refrain from doing it again:
    Vittoria Indoor Trainer Tires

    Nothing wrong with posting links to products, especially when it bears relevance to the conversation. The only time it would be an issue is if you were shamelessly self-promoting, but that extends beyond product links and applies to behavior in general.

    I didn't know Vittoria made a trainer tire; I'd only ever seen the Contis. Personally, I'm lucky enough to live in a climate where I can ride year-round with the exception of a few days here and there, so I treat my trainer like it has hepatitis and only use it a few times a year to smooth out the ol' stroke when I start to feel choppy.

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