Two golden tickets to Hell

There was a time when bicycles were lovingly handmade by artisans who themselves loved the sport more than those for whom they built the machines. Lugs were filed to become Luggs; chain and seat stays were beautifully chromed for durability despite the grams it added to the frame’s final weight; spokes were chosen for their purpose and laced to hubs and rims in a pattern that suited the specific purpose the wheel was intended to serve. Throughout the process – from building the frame to manufacturing of the components – extra care was taken to make every element of the bicycle beautiful; these bicycles, when you are in their presence, radiate La Vie Velominatus.

As was customary at the time, components would be pantographed and frames repainted and rebranded, leaving behind little evidence of their origin. But hidden in the components and frames were symbols that the manufacturers stamped into their wares to preserve their identity; Colnago their Fiore, Cinelli their C, and Campa their Shield. These symbols have come to hold great meaning within the sport and we of a certain ilk scour the photos of our heroes’ bikes for evidence of their existence.

For a variety of reasons including cost, proprietary tube-shapes, and repeatability of production, these practices have largely died away in mainstream bicycle manufacturing; in fact, nearly every element in the art of bicycle building that requires attention and skill is slowing being eliminated from the craft. Ahead-set stems have replaced the need for a carefully adjusted headset and stem, sealed-bearing bottom brackets and hubs have eliminated the subtle touch required to hold a race in place with one hand while tightening the assembly with the other. By and large, the machines and riders are stronger than the terrain they race over, leaving little practical need for the attention to detail and customization that once came as a matter of course.

There is, however, one magical week of racing where the terrain is still stronger than the riders: the cobbled classics of de Ronde van Vlaanderen and Paris-Roubaix. This is the one week during which the Pros still require highly customized machines and we, as fans, can scour the photos of our heroes’ kit, looking for the symbols tucked away in the components to discern their origins. One such symbol is the brass badge affixed to the valve-hole on Ambrosio rims.

These rims are chosen by the Specialists for their strength on the stones regardless of what wheel sponsorship obligations might exist within the team. Their mystique is further deepened for those of us living in the States because they aren’t available here. It follows, then, that the Golden Ticket, as I call it, is something I’ve coveted for as long as I can remember (which, admittedly, isn’t very long and, upsettingly, keeps getting less long) but have never had a good enough reason to justify procuring from Europe. But Keepers Tour, Cobbled Classics 2012 provided the perfect justification to go about finding a set and I wasted no time in doing so. Upon arrival, the rims spent the better part of two weeks sitting in my living room or next to my bed, patiently waiting for me to pick them up and rub my thumb over the badge, just to reassure myself they were still there.

Not long after the rims arrived, I excitedly loaded a picture of Boonen in the 2010 Ronde and turned the laptop to show my VMH.

Frank: Hey, what do you see.

VMH: Boonen. Goddamn, he’s a stud. Don’t let me too close to him; I can’t be responsible for my actions.

Frank: What about his wheels.

VMH: What?

Frank: Don’t you see? He’s got my rims.

VMH: You can’t possibly know that.

Frank: Openly shows his exasperation by groaning audibly and rolling his eyes. Yes, I do. Check it. You can see the Golden Ticket on his back wheel. Its obvious as shit. What’s wrong with you?

VMH: Sighs, pours another glass of wine. Exits stage left. Hopefully not for good.

*Coincidentally, on the same day that this article was being written, Inrng published a similar (better) article on a related subject of hand-built wheels. Well worth the read: The Dying Art of Wheelbuilding

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Simon
    Sorry, but you've committed a cardinal wheelbuilding sin - you have the spokes pulling together at the valve. Good effort on building your own wheels, but the devil is in the details.

  • @sthilzy
    Plain gauge is for agricultural tractor wheels, butcher bikes and kids bikes not classics wheels. 2.0/1.8 double-butted spokes are the business.

  • @jaja

    @Souleur
    It's a Carradice Nelson Longflap: http://www.carradice.co.uk/index.php?page_id=product&under=type&product_id=37
    British tourists of a certain generation would have you believe that you can fit all you need for a ride from London to Istanbul in one of those. However, as you can see I have it pretty full just going to work and back.

    Nice bike, although it needs Fairy liquid flaps attached to the mudguards to complete the P-B-P look.

    I'll be turning up to the Keepers' Tour on a slightly more modern equivalent. Will bring mudguards too, just in case.

    Let he who scoffs be sure never to suck my wheel.

  • @Frank @All

    This is great article and a problem that is very close to my heart and extended to many areas of life. Where the expert craftsman in their trades have been dropped in a drive for efficiency and savings which has resulted in a gigantic drop in quality of goods. Another example non-cycling related is fishing poles, which i do enjoy also. It took me many years to find a craftsman who would hand make me a fly fishing pole and was extremely happy with the results. There are many other items I have over the years found real craftsman to provide me with such as suits, shirts, shoes, saddles, furniture etc and there is without a shadow of a doubt magnitudes of difference between these and the mass produced counterparts. On the subject of cycling there is a brilliant documentary which is on youtube and I have linked it on here where a guy produces his own bike and one of the stops he makes is in the US to get some hand made wheels. Watch the video, listen to the guy and I am sure we will all be putting in a new request to the VMH for a set of wheels from this guy.

  • @huffalotpuffalot
    Thanks for linking that. The book is well worth the read as well.

    There seems to be a bit of a resurgence of the hand-built item at the moment that gives some hope for the future. This is a prime example of the desire to get away from the mass produced bike, a frame building academy that has raised the cash required to get up and running by taking pledges fro prospective customers. Currently, they've raised 104% of the required money 5 days earlier than their 42 day target.

  • @Chris

    That project is absolutely awesome, perhaps a new Velominati section in the making there. Allowing the members to provide links to worthy causes such as that in the form of an article about it and associated information to help out. I for one will be looking to donate.

  • @Oli
    Actually, I think I owe you an apology! I was looking at the wheel photos, but when I look at the side profile shot of your bike it looks like you've got it right - must be a trick of perspective, but sorry for doubting you. Carry on.

  • @Simon
    The above post was meant to be for you, Simon...clearly this is not my night.

    Actually, I think I owe you an apology! I was looking at the wheel photos, but when I look at the side profile shot of your bike it looks like you've got it right - must be a trick of perspective, but sorry for doubting you. Carry on.

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