I had always imagined that de Ronde van Vlaanderen must be hardest race in the world. The way I worked it out – having never ridden the course of either event at the time – was that de Ronde had the same cobbles as Roubaix, but with 20% grades thrown in. It makes enough sense so long as you don’t know what you’re talking about, but what you quickly discover once you have ridden them both is just how bad the cobbles of Roubaix are: the worst kasseien in Belgium are about as rough as the best pavé in France.
Both routes are so hard you need to experience them in order to appreciate their difficulty; words are hopelessly inadequate in describing the separation the rider feels from their bicycle while simultaneously feeling more connected to it than at any other time. It is through breaking down the illusion of control that the Cyclist is finally allowed to truly bond with their machine.
The element that makes Vlaanderen a slightly easier race is the most counter-intuitive: the bergs. On most routes, the hills are what separate the wheat from the chafe. Yet because of the brutality of the cobbles, they allow a rider to hide. The secret to riding cobblestones is speed; the faster you go, the better the bike is able to skim over the top with the effect of smoothing them out. This requires big, big power to sustain over the distance of a secteur of cobbles, let alone over the whole of a race. But the bergs neutralize the speed somewhat; how fast can anyone go up a 20% grade – on cobbles, no less? The answer is none fast, so the gaps between the strong and the weak are reduced somewhat until the final decisive moments when the pressure is so great that every chink in the rider’s armor is ruthlessly exposed.
To ride the cobbles is to dance with paradox: ride full gas while keeping something in reserve for the crucial moment – not when the odds are stacked in your favor, but the you are at the smallest disadvantage. During Sunday’s Ronde, we saw a Cancellara who was not at his best; he won both his previous two Ronde by being so superior that he could drop his adversaries on the last of the steep grades. This year, he made his move on the one section of the finale where his power was a definite advantage, despite his relative weakness on the day; he attacked not on one of the two steepest parts of the Kwaremont, but on the cobbled false flat between the two where speed could make a real difference. He then hung onto Vanmarke over the steep Paterberg before being dragged patiently to the sprint finish to take his third Ronde.
Cancellara is learning tactics as his strength steadily wanes; before last few year, there was no need for such subtlety. Now he is patient; he is calm. He knows both his strength and weakness, and doesn’t let the antics of the race affect his action. It reminds me of Neruda:
I like you calm, act as if you were absent, and you hear me far-off, and my voice does not touch you.
– Pablo Neruda
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@Pedale.Forchetta
While in no way disagreeing with the keeper of photography, it may be worth noting that cycling is unique in it's photogenicy (I don't care if that's not a word, I like it) So it isn't too much of a push to say... all photography is for the sake of cycling. OK getting a bit carried away, but I am still thinking how I would argue this. I have posted some of them before, but look up Robert Capa's images on the Magnum site.
For the talk of a weak Spartacus, I think this article tells a great story - at least regarding preparation I haven't heard until now.
It seems Fabs has been doing interval sprint training just for such an occasion. Whether you call it 1) getting tired of 2nd too many times, 2) 'weaker' (aka older), 3) everyone else catching up via better training over the last few years (Sky's incremental gains), 4) fans bitching about him sprinting form the hoods, 5) tired of hearing he was a 1 trick pony (a trick I'd take any day of my life), etc. - what matters is that he/team noticed he had a weakness and they decided to attack it head on and get real results. I'd say mission accomplished.
I watched from the Kruisberg Sunday for my first Ronde in person and LOVED IT (it will not be my last). As they fought up the berg, the faces were pain and effort. The V. Once the ambulances rode by, everyone hurried up to the top to watch on the screen. There was an excited mumur and collective gasp when Faboo called upon fired the guns on the Kwaremont. The moment everyone knew was coming, but the Belgian secretly feared. As he and Sep closed the gap, the tension and excitement was growing. Some doofus in front of me dared raise an umbrella when sprinkles began to fall and I thought the crowd around me was going to rip his head off for blocking the jumbotron. Thankfully that incident didn't repeat!
As they came down the drag, everyone was cheering, but when Spartacus prevailed, I think I was the only one on that corner still cheering as he crossed the line. Sorry for the Belgians, indeed.
@Optimiste
AMerckx.
The need for balance might not be as great for next Sunday. It looks like a dry one. Good for them, bad for everyone else.
@Tartan1749
Agreed. I would seriously hesitate to call Cancellara weak this season. Is he the same rider as years's past? No, and I'm sure he recognizes that. But, what makes him doubly dangerous, in my opinion, is his clear ability to adapt. He's clearly improved his sprinting capabilities, and I still think he can crush most of the peloton. He has had some monster rides already this year.
@G'rilla
When and how did Nys get the nickname The Cannibal? That seems a bit blasphemous, no?
@KW yeah - Fabian was clearly as strong as Sagan and everyone else, if not stronger, in E3 - he was just caught up behind a crash. The way he was powering back was so, so impressive as it was like everyone else was pedaling in slow motion.
@KW
Agreed. Faboo is getting older and realizes it. His TT is not as dominant as it once was. He'll never be sprinter in the Cav, Kittel mode. So he's smart - he works on his weaknesses. This is why he will go down as an all-time great and the Schlecks (despite abundant talent) won't.
I can't wait for PR. Faboo is obviously on form. Tommeke needs a big win this year and PR is it. I wouldn't dismiss Taylor Phinney either. He has form and form for this race and isn't such a newbie that he'll be intimidated by the older guys.
Here's hoping the fans behave on Sunday. I'd hate for a contender (or any rider for that matter) to be taken out by a drunken asshole. BTW, Has anyone heard how the lady in the Vansummeren crash is doing?
@Tartan1749
That, right there, is what separates a rider like Spartacus from a rider like Schleck.
@KW
He's the Cannibal van Baal - not just a universal Cannibal. But yes, I feel its a bit blasphemous, just goes to show that CX is a sport of savages.
@frank
Nys is a great CX racer, obviously. But that just sounds rather unoriginal (I know, he probably didn't coin it himself).
Just seems to me that if you are a cyclist, regardless or discipline, there are a few nicknames that are off limits: Cannibal, Badger, Professor, just to name a few--there are plenty of others.