Categories: RacingThe Hardmen

Encore de la Pluie

The Lion roars in the mud and rain

I don’t enjoy the races in February on the Arabian Peninsula because I like watching other people ride in the sun while I spend my afternoons looking for a sliver of daylight that coincides with some fragment of my day where I don’t also need to work or engage in some other activity. I also don’t enjoy them because I think corners are overrated, nor because I like watching stock-bike time trials, nor because I believe wind is a suitable substitute for mountains.

No, I enjoy the February races on the Arabian Peninsula because it’s the first sign of life we get from the hardmen who will be bending, breaking, and smashing their way over the cobblestones this Spring in snow, rain, or suffocating dust.

Not a bad way to start things, Tomeke.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Marko
    With Haussler and Boonen returning healthily to the fold, this is going to make the spring VSP that much more difficult. Great to see so many good riders rolling healthy and into form.

  • Sam:
    Is anybody watching stage 3 of the Tour of Qatar? perfect example of echelon riding in a viscous wind but i do agree that having a race that depends on it blowing to make it interesting is a bit sketchy

    Know what you mean, but speaking as someone who has to contend with those winds all year round it does me good to see that even the pros find them tough.

    Probably only half our club group is competent at through-and-off so trying to organise them into a f**king echelon is a lost cause. At least you appreciate the days when the right half breaks away though.

  • I am so sick of this deadshit place.
    Went to the ToQ prologue - me, my family and a friend were about it for spectators apart from the circus that travels with a big (!) race. There are trials guys doing amazing trially stuff to entertain... not sure who, really... One of the trials guys is in WC rainbow bands; nobody is really watching, 'cos there's nobody really there.
    Yes Cav fell because of a big metal speedhump - deadshit race organisers didn't remove it, despite it being a temporary one. Fuck it; I could have traced 2.5km through the place without hitting a speedhump, but it's been done in the same dumbarse way everything is done here.
    So glad I'm moving in June.
    Blah in Doha, Qatar.

  • @Steampunk
    Sauceler may be returning to form, but seems to be trying to change nationality again to Spain, to judge by his Pistolero antics on the line. I liked it better when he just had a good old manly cry. But maybe he's saving the weeping for the Classics.

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