Categories: RacingThe Hardmen

Encore de la Pluie

The Lion roars in the mud and rain

I don’t enjoy the races in February on the Arabian Peninsula because I like watching other people ride in the sun while I spend my afternoons looking for a sliver of daylight that coincides with some fragment of my day where I don’t also need to work or engage in some other activity. I also don’t enjoy them because I think corners are overrated, nor because I like watching stock-bike time trials, nor because I believe wind is a suitable substitute for mountains.

No, I enjoy the February races on the Arabian Peninsula because it’s the first sign of life we get from the hardmen who will be bending, breaking, and smashing their way over the cobblestones this Spring in snow, rain, or suffocating dust.

Not a bad way to start things, Tomeke.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • There's no denying Museeuw was a Hard Man, and he certainly won some great races.

  • frank:

    Here's him big-ringing the Kapelmuur. Any questions?

    Long live the Lion. Now I'm totally psyched to go out and ride in the 9 degree frozen tundra. I should watch that video every morning. He was, however, in the small chainring for the steep part at the top. Of course, on the Lion's rig that's probably a 44....

  • @blaireau
    Nah...his big ring is a 61 and his small ring is a 52. But in any case, the Big Ring is not just a chainring, it's a state of mind.

    Speaking of big-ringing, here's Du-du defying physics and time in 1992:

    If you don't already check out BRR, you are doing yourself and everyone you know a disservice.

  • Is anybody watching stage 3 of the Tour of Qatar? perfect example of echelon riding in a viscous wind but i do agree that having a race that depends on it blowing to make it interesting is a bit sketchy

  • frank:

    That said, there's a hipster downtown who rides a fixie with the crankset on the wrong side. Classic. I have a pic of it somewhere.

    Thats could very well be a way of avoiding the rear kog to unscrew while breaking/skidding if he is riding a "suicide" set up. Been done before.

  • @michael

    Just because it makes sense from an engineering standpoint doesn't mean it isn't ugly. That was probably a perfectly good bike before somebody went and did that so they could ride a cool fixie/singlespeed.

    Single speed riding can be pretty bad-ass, but only when done in a proper, aesthetically pleasing way.

    But shit, if the guy's bike broke and that was the only way he could make it work because he didn't have the money to fix things, then good on him, otherwise, TRAVESTY I SAY! TRAVESTY!

  • frank :
    @Buck Rogers


    I completely agree with you on not ever really liking Museeuw. Not sure why but he never appealed to me as a rider. Definitely was a Hardman in the Spring but just not very likable in my opinion.

    Badass, fucking hard as hell, fucking cool, and Boonen's mentor. The FUCKING LION OF FLANDERS. What's not to like? Dude smashed his knee on a cobblestone and STILL looked cool.
    Here's him big-ringing the Kapelmuur. Any questions?
    http://www.velominati.com/racing/study-of-a-hardman-johan-museeuw/

    You know, I cannot really put my finger on it. Maybe it was because he was from a priviledged background (not his "fault" but a far cry from Kelly either racing his bike or hauling paving stones) and his seemingly aloofness. I do not deny that he was a true Hardman, but he just seemed too classy or something to really fit my iconic Spring Classics rider (hey, it's my fantasy world, I'm setting the rules!)

  • @Marko
    Is he German or Aussie these days? Either way, he seems to be tearing up the early season a bit, doesn't he? Bummed to see Tomeke dropped off with a flat. I think the peloton should have waited (maybe we can start a 6 month thread related to this, no? :)

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