In Memoriam: Gleaming Metal Bits

The gleaming bunch in the Coors Classic

I posted this picture as a joke in yesterday’s Anatomy of a Photo piece, but I find myself going back to it over and over, captivated by the way the light gleams off the peloton as they race by. Gleaming metal bits – hubs, cranks, spokes, handlebars, stems, frames, toe clips, all reflecting light from a thousand discrete points as the bunch rolls by, is a thing of the past.

Something of the romanticism of our sport has been crushed under the inevitable advancement of technology, as little by little each handmade alloy component on our bicycles has been displaced by a machine-built carbon replacement. It started with the clipless pedal’s succession of the toe clip; robbing us of the shimmering vision of sunlight reflecting off the metal clips from 200 riders’ feet as they approached from the distance. Today, even the metal shifting cables on the modern bike have been replaced in some cases by the rubberized cables of electronic drivetrains.

I look at my cherished R3 and, while I fully embrace the advantages and conveniences provided me by it’s modern technology, there is hardly a silver component in the lot.  Even most of the alloy components like the stem and bars have been anodized black.  Just the hubs and spokes, and little bits of the front and rear mechs are silver, but even those pieces don’t have the polished luster of the machines I see in the photo here.  I wish I knew who took this picture because I’d love to offer him a beer. It’s a work of art: the long shadows, the bikes leaning in unison into the corner, the looks of determination on the riders’ faces, but most of all, the way the light is exploding out of Greg LeMan’s bike.

So, next time you find an old bicycle leaning against a tired wall, it’s aluminium components glistening in the sunlight, take a moment to linger and contemplate the beauty of it’s componentry.  You will be standing before a relic of a bygone era when the grace and elegance of our great sport was enhanced by the glistening light radiating from the machines that carried our great heroes.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

View Comments

  • Not to hijack the thread, but how does one obtain an avatar?

    Isn't it great how everyone who starts a sentence out like that, does exactly the opposite. Not to be a jerk but...

  • @frank
    geez, I went to the troble of getting the valve stems at the bottom, the chain in the dog, the fucking grass, water and horizon perfect, and you pick me up on a +\- 5 degree crank infraction? Tough marker...

    The bars are the originals still, I have a set of Ritchey Classic bends coming next week, $30 off TradeMe! They will be teamed with the ITM 130mm stem, and Fizik tape. Also have a San Marco Regal saddle on its way, then we're done (except for a front Campy skewer).

  • @michael, @Brett
    Yeah, we use gravatard like most other sites. It's one of those technologies that's so genius it was inevitable. When I was studying Computer Science, one of the hot topics was the best approach for finding a globally unique identifier, which is logically a challenge because you have to come up with an approach for picking a value that no one else will ever pick ever again in the history of time. Gravatar is genius because an email is necessarily unique globally. It's not a GUID because every time you pick the email address it's the same as the time it was before, but it's a good place to start. Anyway, I digress, and I'm already afraid I've opened up the nerd can here and am going to shut up.

    Synopsis, go get a Gravatar at http://www.gravatar.com/ and you'll have a sweet avatar.

  • @frank

    No fair. I had to figure it out on my own by searching for information about avatars in the WordPress technical documents. I figured it was some sort of obscure right of passage.

    @roadslave

    That is pretty sweet! When I someday (hopefully) have the cash to vacation in bicycling-specific destinations, that type of thing would be super fun.

    I was actually thinking of the Tour of Flanders today, as I was riding around in the West Hills of Portland and I kept spotting yellow "Lion of Flanders" stencils on the pavement. Once a year there is a Ronde PDX ride, covering 76 km and 1406 m of elevation gain. I've never done it because I'm perpetually two months from peaking, but it seems pretty damn brutal.

  • Well let me tell you about my gravatar experience, I had apparently registered there years ago with a long dead email address that was forwarding to another long dead email address and eventually I got logged in after about an hour of dinking around.

  • I watched the Aspen Circuit race that year...your photo brought back lots of good memories. thanks.

  • I love the performance of my modern carbon bike, but the looks of it, and the components, don't do much for me. Eh...it's nice looking, but I never find myself staring at it.

    On the other hand, checking out my Tommasini with C-Record, silver everything, now that gives me serious carbone...

    This love of shiny metal bikes and bits actually isn't that bad, it just gives us all a reason to own one modern carbon bike and at least one classic steel bike.

    I absolutely hate black hubs, spokes and rims. Eck. Give me silver all the way!

Share
Published by
frank

Recent Posts

Anatomy of a Photo: Sock & Shoe Game

I know as well as any of you that I've been checked out lately, kind…

7 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Men’s World Championship Road Race 2017

Peter Sagan has undergone quite the transformation over the years; starting as a brash and…

7 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Women’s World Championship Road Race 2017

The Women's road race has to be my favorite one-day road race after Paris-Roubaix and…

7 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Vuelta a España 2017

Holy fuckballs. I've never been this late ever on a VSP. I mean, I've missed…

7 years ago

Velominati Super Prestige: Clasica Ciclista San Sebastian 2017

This week we are currently in is the most boring week of the year. After…

7 years ago

Route Finding

I have memories of my life before Cycling, but as the years wear slowly on…

7 years ago