This weekend proper bicycle racing starts for the season with Omloop Het Volk (yes, I know it’s not called that anymore but I like the old name better and it’s easier to spell for my dumb American ass) and Kuurne-Brussels-Kuurne. Now that riders have stretched their legs in the TDU, Oman, Algarve, Qatar and various and sundry other spots on the planet, the peloton gets down to serious business in the country that suits it best in weather that will hopefully befit Rule #9. Can I get an A-Merckx from the cog-gregation!?!?
Although the Velominati Super Prestige won’t launch officially until Milan-San Remo, we thought it would be fun to have an un-official, no points awarded banter about this weekend’s races. Is Flecha going to repeat in Gent? Will Vaughter’s strategy of splitting Thor and T-Bone to captain each race respectively result in two for the win column for Garmin-Cervelo? What of Phillipe Gilbert, is he primed to start an onslaught on the great podiums of his country? Will Steampunk show his form in a semi-classic by tipping the winner or bluff until a monument? We will never find consensus among us when it comes to tipping the winners and also-rans.
The one thing I can say for sure is that we’ll all be cheering for rain to cover, no deluge, the cobbled bergs of Flandria. The potential for a heaping helping of Rule #9 served up on a big old platter of the V is the one thing we can all agree would make this weekend’s racing that much better. So I tuned in Al Roker to see what the chances are that our heroes will need to don arm and knee warmers underneath rain capes and he says yes, more than likely. The Flandrian forecast for both Saturday and Sunday looks like precip has an 80% chance of coming from the heavens. Looks to be a good weekend.
So tip your top five for OHN and KBK here if you’d like and know that no points will be awarded. But at a minimum, we felt the need to create a space where we could discuss the weekend’s festivities. Our V-Chalice runneth over with stoke and it just wouldn’t be right if we didn’t have a dry space for it to spill.
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Chavanel
Delenda est Alberto
Oops... I should read better.
OHN
Chavanel
Gilbert
Boom
Flecha
Boonen
KBK
Boonen
T-Far
EBH
Devolder
Po-ta-to
Delenda est Alberto
OHN
Gilbert
Chavanel
Burghardt
Boonen
Eisel
KBK
Boonen
Farrar
Greipel
Flecha
Flens
Het Volk (I'm with Marko on this one)
Thor
Boonen
Gilbert
Flecha
Pozzato
KBK
Farrar
Greipel
Leukemans
Van Avermaet
Boassen Hagen
@Marko: like I need the added pressure.
Het Volk
1. Steegmans
2. Gilbert
3. Flecha
4. Rollin
5. Boom
KBK
1. Boonen
2. EBH
3. Hoste
4. Roulston
5. Tankink
Aaaaahhh...and here we have the reason why this is not part of the VSP: OHN is the race for the anxious cobbled specialist to prove they are ready to make their mark, but it is too far before Flanders to be any real sign of form - and too close to it to be able to peak for both. Indeed, all the strong men will figure, but the rider who wins here will not figure in the top five of THE WEEK.
1. Boom
2. Boassen Hagen
3. Farrar
4. Gilbert
5. Boonen
KBK
1. Hincapie
2. Boonen
3. Faboo
4. Gilbert
5. Farrar
@frank
Bolder, still, to pick four out of five guys who aren't riding for KBK. And Corn-fed isn't racing OHN. It seems it's not only the cobbled specialists who are worried about peaking too soon.
In principle, you're right, though. I can't see the big guns really pushing for this, with the exception of Boonen, who might feel he needs to show some form (to himself as well as to the peloton).
Raise a glass with me tonight, lads, for Shay Elliott...
Saturday
Gilbert, Boom, Flecha, Devolder, Pippo
Sunday
Leukemans, EBH, Boonen, Farrar, Van Avermaet
Bring it on bitches!!!!!
PS. Frank, did you honestly pick Hincapie for Sunday? WTF? No way, what excuse will he come up with this time for missing the break? Yah, I'm an ass...
some video to warm up with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJ7IEwzmYk
First of all, since it was asked - A-Merckx!
Omloop -
Gilbert
Popo
BoomBoom
Boonen
Devolder
The Donkey Race -
Hushvold
Burghardt
Hoste
Weylandt
Voeckler and his endless face of endless pain