Portrait of a Hardwoman: Nicole Cooke

Nicole Cooke on the Kapelmuur, Rule #37 violation notwithstanding.

Cycling is hard; I’m not leaking any trade secrets with that statement, but it feels good to say it anyway. No Cyclist avoids suffering, but of those who venture into our world, there are some who seek to limit it while others choose to embrace it. Then we have a handful of characters who consider playing Whack-a-Mole with the Man with the Hammer to be good sport, particularly when playing the part of Mole.

In the current climate, it’s impossible not to consider the impact doping has on our sport. I, for one, have happily watched professional bike racing and delighted in the spectacle for close to thirty years, aware to varying degrees that doping is part and parcel of that spectacle I enjoy so much. In the last decade, I’ve gone so far as to assume most – if not all – riders are doping; a regrettable situation but one which has done little to temper my enthusiasm for the sport. After all, when all the riders are doing it, then surely what we’re watching is a level playing field of willing participants who understand how the game is played. Cheaters cheating cheaters hardly seems like cheating.

It’s all beautifully romantic so long as all the riders are doping. This is not the case, however; there are those who are racing clean against dopers. These riders are truly being cheated out of a livelihood by a culture which not only turns a blind eye to cheating, but who ostracize those who don’t. These riders who refuse to dope have few voices and last week, the sport lost one of the most forward of these with the retirement of Nicole Cooke.

Nicole has been a force in Women’s Cycling since turning Pro in 2002. A powerful rouleur, she excelled in every terrain and in any race format, but was nigh unbeatable in uphill finishes, taking a total of three La Fléche Wallonne Féminine titles, each of which required such a large laying of The V that it brought her to collapse. I was aware of her as much as anyone can be with the state of the coverage of Women’s Cycling, but she became one of my favorite riders after reading a piece in Rouleur about my favorite hub manufacturer, Royce. In the article, Royce’s Cliff Polton described being at a trade show when a young girl better described as a ball of loosely-contained energy bounded up on his booth and started asking about bottom bracket axles and wondering aloud if he could help her achieve her goal of becoming the wolds most dominant female cyclist.

Given what I understand of her personality, I get the feeling it was more like executing a plan than achieving a goal.

Cooke raced at the top of her sport for thirteen years; she scaled the heights of achievement with wins in every major race on the calendar including the Ronde van Vlaanderen voor Vrouwen, La Fleche, the Giro d’Italia Femminile and Grand Boucle (women’s Tour de France), the Olympic Road Race, and the World Championship Road Race. What’s more, she accomplished it while remaining staunchly anti-doping to the point that she faced sackings for refusing doping products.

Anyone who is a fan of Cycling should read Nicole’s retirement statement – I could never do it justice here. My personal hopes for the Pharmstrong Legacy is that it yields a a blood letting in the UCI and that the energy it spends on covering up its own corruption goes instead into promoting Women’s Cycling.

I’m sad to see Nicole go. Yet, for a rider who thrived in the hardest conditions and who unyieldingly stuck to her principles, I find it very fitting that the final two wins of her career came in Stages V of the Giro Femminile and Energiewacht Tour, respectively. Bravo, Nicole.

Here is the finale of her last Giro stage win:

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • So how do we (male cyclists specifically) show support besides watching (online in my case) and the VSP?  Can you buy a Spesh-Lulu t-shirt?  Something that shows up in the finances perhaps?

  • @DerHoggz

    So how do we (male cyclists specifically) show support besides watching (online in my case) and the VSP? Can you buy a Spesh-Lulu t-shirt? Something that shows up in the finances perhaps?

    You hit on the head. I want that kit, WTF?

  • Watched Stage 2 of the TDU last night and WTF? 116km? A rolling course with a short tough climb at the end but certainly not mountainous. Too much of that shit and the sponsors will be taking their money to the women's events and it'll be the men who are asking for parity.

    Early bid for 2013 Anti-V Moment of the year from the TDU organisers.

  • @frank

    @Yannersan

    It's sad that she felt the need to retire at such a relatively young age, I hope she doesn't make a comeback when it is too late.

    I remember watching the Beijing road race and the amount of ground she lost after loosing her line in the final bend, to lay down The V and win the sprint in horrendous conditions was just brilliant. A true hardwoman's finish.

    Her rivalry with Armistead probably hurt both of them; who would select either knowing that they may not work for the team and think primarily of themselves?

    Didn't she talk about that being a calculated risk? She hung back and went wide, giving anyone who crashed in front of her enough room to slide out without taking her down with them. She figured catching up from a crash would be harder than from leaving a gap.

    Good plan when you have the guns to close it back down. Awesome, awesome race. Her win in the Worlds was similarly brilliant. She was on the wheel of the rider in front of her and as Vos came by, she was all over it. Brilliant riding.

    She may have talked about it being a calculated risk but, with my own eyes, she didn't mean to go that wide and give the opposition that much lead.

    She, along with the other pro's, remembers things differently to the way us normal folk remember them, they have selective amnesia inbuilt whereas we tend to recall the bad things, the pain, the near misses and the crashes.  I'm not saying this is a bad thing, it's just different, after all we have a different reason for riding than they do.

  • @Chris you are aware it's the first race of the season no? You expect them to be completing GT style stages at the end of January, but still be racing those same type of stages in May, July & September?

    One thing you'll notice is that the teams have brought their Classics squads out here as they are the ones that need actual race tuning to be ready in the next couple of months...why wouldn't they organisers then produce stages that are suited to those racers?

  • @Mikael Liddy First race of the season? I was wondering why there hadn't been much racing on TV.

    I'm not expecting them to riding 250km stages, especially in that sort of heat but I'd like to sit down and watch something that moves me and resembles competition.

    I know it's a stage race rather than a one day classic but if I was preparing for the Milan San Remo, I'd want something with a bit more than 2 hours 44 minutes on the bike.

  • @Dan_R

    Us

    Canadians like Italy. The future Mrs. Richter number 3. Out front laying The V.

    Alright, completely sexist comment of the day but MAN, women cyclists are HOT!

    Okay, I feel better, back to work.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @Dan_R

    Us

    Canadians like Italy. The future Mrs. Richter number 3. Out front laying The V.

    Alright, completely sexist comment of the day but MAN, women cyclists are HOT!

    Okay, I feel better, back to work.

    One of the reasons that Hell Hath No Fury is one of my favorite Sufferfest videos.

  • @Marcus

    @PeakInTwoYears yeah yeah - wall street is a place. It doesn't describe a type of banker - what was referred to in that sweeping generalization above seemed to describe some sort of make-believe trader who could pass losses onto clients.

    Anyhoo, will stop - off topic and not very interesting.

    You mean these guys?

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