Portrait of a Hardwoman: Nicole Cooke

Nicole Cooke on the Kapelmuur, Rule #37 violation notwithstanding.

Cycling is hard; I’m not leaking any trade secrets with that statement, but it feels good to say it anyway. No Cyclist avoids suffering, but of those who venture into our world, there are some who seek to limit it while others choose to embrace it. Then we have a handful of characters who consider playing Whack-a-Mole with the Man with the Hammer to be good sport, particularly when playing the part of Mole.

In the current climate, it’s impossible not to consider the impact doping has on our sport. I, for one, have happily watched professional bike racing and delighted in the spectacle for close to thirty years, aware to varying degrees that doping is part and parcel of that spectacle I enjoy so much. In the last decade, I’ve gone so far as to assume most – if not all – riders are doping; a regrettable situation but one which has done little to temper my enthusiasm for the sport. After all, when all the riders are doing it, then surely what we’re watching is a level playing field of willing participants who understand how the game is played. Cheaters cheating cheaters hardly seems like cheating.

It’s all beautifully romantic so long as all the riders are doping. This is not the case, however; there are those who are racing clean against dopers. These riders are truly being cheated out of a livelihood by a culture which not only turns a blind eye to cheating, but who ostracize those who don’t. These riders who refuse to dope have few voices and last week, the sport lost one of the most forward of these with the retirement of Nicole Cooke.

Nicole has been a force in Women’s Cycling since turning Pro in 2002. A powerful rouleur, she excelled in every terrain and in any race format, but was nigh unbeatable in uphill finishes, taking a total of three La Fléche Wallonne Féminine titles, each of which required such a large laying of The V that it brought her to collapse. I was aware of her as much as anyone can be with the state of the coverage of Women’s Cycling, but she became one of my favorite riders after reading a piece in Rouleur about my favorite hub manufacturer, Royce. In the article, Royce’s Cliff Polton described being at a trade show when a young girl better described as a ball of loosely-contained energy bounded up on his booth and started asking about bottom bracket axles and wondering aloud if he could help her achieve her goal of becoming the wolds most dominant female cyclist.

Given what I understand of her personality, I get the feeling it was more like executing a plan than achieving a goal.

Cooke raced at the top of her sport for thirteen years; she scaled the heights of achievement with wins in every major race on the calendar including the Ronde van Vlaanderen voor Vrouwen, La Fleche, the Giro d’Italia Femminile and Grand Boucle (women’s Tour de France), the Olympic Road Race, and the World Championship Road Race. What’s more, she accomplished it while remaining staunchly anti-doping to the point that she faced sackings for refusing doping products.

Anyone who is a fan of Cycling should read Nicole’s retirement statement – I could never do it justice here. My personal hopes for the Pharmstrong Legacy is that it yields a a blood letting in the UCI and that the energy it spends on covering up its own corruption goes instead into promoting Women’s Cycling.

I’m sad to see Nicole go. Yet, for a rider who thrived in the hardest conditions and who unyieldingly stuck to her principles, I find it very fitting that the final two wins of her career came in Stages V of the Giro Femminile and Energiewacht Tour, respectively. Bravo, Nicole.

Here is the finale of her last Giro stage win:

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Great article Frank, however I can't believe you cited a 'level playing field'... it's pretty well established that with everyone doping, it creates an incredibly unlevel playing field.

  • I admit this is the 2nd time i have ever watched a women's cycling race and it was worth it. The opportunity just never seems to present it's self. Cheers Frank ! They must have the jumbo size book of matches, as  the relentless attacks  just kept coming and when you think one might just make it ? i love the fight they have.  It's on the radar for the future, as for Nicole ..... well done .

  • @Russ M

    I admit this is the 2nd time i have ever watched a women's cycling race and it was worth it. The opportunity just never seems to present it's self. Cheers Frank ! They must have the jumbo size book of matches, as the relentless attacks just kept coming and when you think one might just make it ? i love the fight they have. It's on the radar for the future, as for Nicole ..... well done .

    Good point made here....er....can I ask, because I don't have Sky or any other type of cable TV, I spend way too many hours watching text feeds on progress in cycle races about 2 yds away from a TV or computer that could just as easily enable me to watch it live.

    Is there some kind of website, tv channel (non cable...don't have fibre optic here) where I can watch all those great spring classics, Giro etc?

    Things are getting better here, we got the vuelta highlights in UK as well as the tour live but there is still so much more I could sit watching rather than working during the day, and I really need a fix!

  • @Unica

    I've said before that (amongst other things) the UCI has completely failed women's cycling.

    The fact that McQuid won't even talk about the in-equalities speaks volumes. This has been raised by others in the women's peloton, notably Emma Pooley after the Olympics, and it's verging on scandalous that, as Cooke mentioned in her statement, it's likely that Hamilton will earn more from his book than she did in her entire career.

    Let us not forget that 2 of the most exciting races last year were, IMO, the women's Olympic RR and Worlds RR.

    It is true.  Women's cycling offered up some of the most exciting racing this year (thank you for the women's VSP btw, it helped me to discover a whole world out there) and still the UCI shorts them on money, time, exposure, and relevancy.  Nicole Cooke will be missed.  I'd like to see her as a commentator on Sky or Eurosport.  Have her up there with Sean Kelly.  Now that's a pirated stream not to miss.

  • Great article on a great rider. Oh that there were more like her in both men's and women's cycling. Great to see Vos on that podium too - there's an interview with her in the latest Peloton where she talks about the importance of looking happy on the podium even if she hasn't won because the woman on the top step deserves her happiness and doesn't deserve to have her win spoilt by a sourpuss. That. Is. Class.

  • Frank: I don't think I have commented on your great writing. I absolutely loved the playing Whack-A-Mole (never knew what that was) with the Man with the Hammer. From now on that will be my theme thought every time I climb. Nicole was a great rider and the women's pelaton will miss her and her voice of reason.

  • @brett

    Great article Frank, however I can't believe you cited a 'level playing field'... it's pretty well established that with everyone doping, it creates an incredibly unlevel playing field.

    Yeah, let's talk about how money creates a level playing field [cough] Ev Stevens [cough]

  • @Unica

    I've said before that (amongst other things) the UCI has completely failed women's cycling.

    The fact that McQuid won't even talk about the in-equalities speaks volumes. This has been raised by others in the women's peloton, notably Emma Pooley after the Olympics, and it's verging on scandalous that, as Cooke mentioned in her statement, it's likely that Hamilton will earn more from his book than she did in her entire career.

    Let us not forget that 2 of the most exciting races last year were, IMO, the women's Olympic RR and Worlds RR.

    It makes me proud that we stuck to our guns and put out a Women's VSP last year - it emphasized a number of things, among them the fact that the women's racing is really top-notch as well as that the calendar is left wanting of more events and that the media coverage is abismal.

    Did Emma talk about the state of women's Cycling? That's great. I remember being impressed by Lizzy Armistead for taking the bull by the horns immediately after taking silver to talk about the poor state its in.

    The saddest thing? Its much better than it was!

  • @Gianni

    Fantastic article me lad. It is always time to talk about the clean riders who have been at it for years. She is a rock star. I admire her hard line on cheaters, even Hamilton. Her opinion holds a lot more weight than a fan on the side fo the road. Ned Overend has nothing good to say about his fellow American cyclists who got away with six month suspensions and I can't blame him. Cheating is cheating, it's stealing money.

    I really admire her for the bad ass cyclists that she has always been, World and Olympic Champion, not too shabby.

    I was really impressed by Overend's statements - and he's right. What a stud.

    I propose McQuaid be removed and that Hinault take over as President. LeMond can be VP and heir apparent. Then, in a few years, if Hinault decides he's worthy, LeMond can take over. What could go wrong?

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