Portrait of a Hardwoman: Nicole Cooke

Nicole Cooke on the Kapelmuur, Rule #37 violation notwithstanding.

Cycling is hard; I’m not leaking any trade secrets with that statement, but it feels good to say it anyway. No Cyclist avoids suffering, but of those who venture into our world, there are some who seek to limit it while others choose to embrace it. Then we have a handful of characters who consider playing Whack-a-Mole with the Man with the Hammer to be good sport, particularly when playing the part of Mole.

In the current climate, it’s impossible not to consider the impact doping has on our sport. I, for one, have happily watched professional bike racing and delighted in the spectacle for close to thirty years, aware to varying degrees that doping is part and parcel of that spectacle I enjoy so much. In the last decade, I’ve gone so far as to assume most – if not all – riders are doping; a regrettable situation but one which has done little to temper my enthusiasm for the sport. After all, when all the riders are doing it, then surely what we’re watching is a level playing field of willing participants who understand how the game is played. Cheaters cheating cheaters hardly seems like cheating.

It’s all beautifully romantic so long as all the riders are doping. This is not the case, however; there are those who are racing clean against dopers. These riders are truly being cheated out of a livelihood by a culture which not only turns a blind eye to cheating, but who ostracize those who don’t. These riders who refuse to dope have few voices and last week, the sport lost one of the most forward of these with the retirement of Nicole Cooke.

Nicole has been a force in Women’s Cycling since turning Pro in 2002. A powerful rouleur, she excelled in every terrain and in any race format, but was nigh unbeatable in uphill finishes, taking a total of three La Fléche Wallonne Féminine titles, each of which required such a large laying of The V that it brought her to collapse. I was aware of her as much as anyone can be with the state of the coverage of Women’s Cycling, but she became one of my favorite riders after reading a piece in Rouleur about my favorite hub manufacturer, Royce. In the article, Royce’s Cliff Polton described being at a trade show when a young girl better described as a ball of loosely-contained energy bounded up on his booth and started asking about bottom bracket axles and wondering aloud if he could help her achieve her goal of becoming the wolds most dominant female cyclist.

Given what I understand of her personality, I get the feeling it was more like executing a plan than achieving a goal.

Cooke raced at the top of her sport for thirteen years; she scaled the heights of achievement with wins in every major race on the calendar including the Ronde van Vlaanderen voor Vrouwen, La Fleche, the Giro d’Italia Femminile and Grand Boucle (women’s Tour de France), the Olympic Road Race, and the World Championship Road Race. What’s more, she accomplished it while remaining staunchly anti-doping to the point that she faced sackings for refusing doping products.

Anyone who is a fan of Cycling should read Nicole’s retirement statement – I could never do it justice here. My personal hopes for the Pharmstrong Legacy is that it yields a a blood letting in the UCI and that the energy it spends on covering up its own corruption goes instead into promoting Women’s Cycling.

I’m sad to see Nicole go. Yet, for a rider who thrived in the hardest conditions and who unyieldingly stuck to her principles, I find it very fitting that the final two wins of her career came in Stages V of the Giro Femminile and Energiewacht Tour, respectively. Bravo, Nicole.

Here is the finale of her last Giro stage win:

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Gianni

    @frank

    @eightzero

    Two words: Deep dish rims.

    Why does that amuse me so? I don't even know what you are talking about. I just laughed so much Magnus has left the building.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the faster bike to look for it on. And lots of time off work to ride that really nice fucking bike.

  • @frank

    @Marcus

    @frank It wasnt a level playing field. The whole problem with using the number 50 was that guys who had a higher natural haematocrit level could only use a certain amount of EPO before they hit the magic 50. So it changed the dynamic of who was good and who wasnt. A fella with a 42 could take a shedload more EPO than a guy with a 48.

    So it whilst the playing field might have been level (and anyway, if both teams spend equal times going both ways, who the fuck cares if a field isnt level?) it was a different field.

    Hence the story of Vaughters - who had a natural level of something like 48 - being told by Bruyneel that he would never be a GC rider with such a high number. Up until that point Vaughters thought that having a high number was good - but then again he also thought shit clothes and sideburns were cool too.

    Absolutely - that's exactly what I mean by turning donkeys into race horses (obviously not my phrase), or more accurately, removing the natural human element from the equation. In that sense, it's a level playing field in that everyone is at 50, regardless of how close you are to that naturally. Basically, it's a level playing field in the same way that Obi-Wan told Luke that him telling Luke that Vader murdered his father was true, from a certain point of view. (I hope someone has e sense to post the Merckxiwan Kenobi photo now...)

    Before EPO, your natural levels were what made you an exceptional athlete; after EPO, it was your doctor, weight, and power.

    LeMond had an interesting conversation with Armstrong on this, which I think may have been recorded, where LeMond tries to explain that his VO2 max was what made him remarkable. It made no difference to Pharmy, who was thinking in terms of constant blood levels. Different worlds.

    Thanks for the article--great to hear the female perspective. See also http://inrng.com/2012/10/level-playing-field-doping-myth/ for more discussion on the level playing field myth.

  • @Marko

    What they need to do over at the UCI is say fuck the old stodgy bastards like McQueef and install Cooke in his place. Sounds like she doesn't have a price at which she'll sell out. Reading her retirement statement was great. I've heard many people give their parting thoughts over the years and mostly they're overly rosey chickenshit bloviations on how humble they were to work their combined with some patronizing "words of wisdom". I think it's often thought of as bad form to give a critical and biting parting shot on your way out. May be if it's selfish and petty but this is not the case with Cooke. People should listen to her, saying she should stop whigning is ludicrous.

    Cooke's courage stands out and is made sweeter by her impecable palmares.

    This.

    I had no idea what has gone on in women's cycling during her time, it is DISGRACEFUL, that was telling it how it is, and if she was a guy we would be lauding him for his courage and honesty. Some how this is whinging? @Deakus you've been chicked!

     
  • @Deakus

    @farzani

    @Deakus excuse me, but whining or "whingeing" as you say is not how it comes across! her statement just gives the truth of what she has endured duing her dedicataion as a clean and focused athlete. If you have ever put your heart and soul into something for that length of time and have had to battle the unfairness, you too might want to mention it.

    I applaud her for not giving in to the pressures and acomplishing her dreams. 29 is still young but then again she started at age 12 and raced professionaly for 10 years! That is a long time. who knows, she may want to start a family?

    I applaud her and her cycling. I simply think the statement lacked maturity/class. That sounds harsh but the comments on her statement are in no way a comment on her commitment as a cyclist, her success and everything she should rightly be proud of, and we of her. If she wants to start a family, start a career elsewhere, or even sit down after so many years of hard work and dedication...then that is in itself just reward for all the pleasure and inspiration she has given us.

    Disagree absolutely. This has plenty of class. She's telling it like it is, and it isn't pretty. There's little UCI support, teams don't feel like they owe contracted wages to riders and if you push, you're labelled as 'difficult'. Drug users are thieves. How many male cyclists talk this plainly? Or is 'classy' to eat shit and grin about it?

  • I have great respect for Nicole Cooke, and indeed any sportsperson who suffers for their sport, but there are two issues here - one is drugs, where I agree with her entirely, and the other is equality of reward where I don't, although I do accept that the UCI has a role in at least regulating teams and making sure riders are treated properly.

    So those who want should go ahead and flame me, and no doubt those who already think I'm a cunt can chalk up yet further proof...

    Sport isnot  rewarded financially according to work and effort or even talent. The argument that any of those pro-women would kick my ass up and down the Valkenburg is irrelevant. There are plenty of sports where people put in many, many hours of hard work but can't make a living. Even high profile sports like swimming - unless you are one of the very top multiple-medal-winning swimmers. I'm sure greco-roman wrestling is much harder than football, golf or tennis but that's just the way it is.

    Most  sports are on the level that people do because they love them or are good at them and if they are lucky they get something out of it but mostly it is more intrinsic rewards, glory, satisfaction etc.

    Then there are sports that are on the business level, supported by sponsors and commercial interests. At this level it is a simple decision for the person laying out the money - "If I sponsor this team/event/person etc am I getting my brand in front of my target audience ?"

    Quite simply women's sport in general, with some exceptions, does not get to the target audiences the sponsors are looking for. The cycling audience is predominantly male, and sponsors mainly get to them through the male events and teams. Women aren't even interested in women's sport by and large so the natural alliance that might come from sponsors looking for a different audience segment doesn't come into existence.

    Nobody can demand to earn a living from a sport.  Earning a living means producing something that somebody else will pay for - riders like Nicole Cooke can and did deliver blood, sweat and tears by the bucketload and deserve great admiration and respect for it, but it will be rewarded according to its commercial value.

  • What was disappointing was that Lizzie Armistead has used Cooke's statement to go on the attack- against Cooke. If Cooke had said that the sky is blue Armistead would have spoken up pointing out that it is neon pink...

  • @ChrisO women's sport, in general, has a Catch 22 problem. People will claim they don't watch it because it is of lower quality. It therefore doesn't get coverage. Without coverage, it can't hope to get advertising. Without advertising it doesn't get money. This means less for coaching and development as well as wages. This does then mean it is of lower quality.

    I know there are many knuckledrgaggers, but to be honest, I reckon most "sportsfans" would, if the loop could be broken, cheerfully watch women's sports. Women's tennis gets audiences on a par with men's- and the prizes, tournament status, sponsorship etc are certainly the biggest for any women's sport.

  • @ChrisO

    19991st  GBR British National Road Race Championships20001st  UCI Road World Championships, Junior, Plouay2nd British National Cyclo-cross Championships3rd UCI Mountain Bike World Championships, Junior, Lisbon5th Grand Prix de Quebec20011st  UCI Road World Championships, Junior, Lisbon1st  UCI Time Trial World Championships, Junior, Lisbon1st  UCI Cross Country MTB World Championships, Junior, Colorado1st  GBR British National Road Race Championships1st  GBR British National Mountain Bike Championships1st  GBR British National Cyclo-cross Championships (youngest ever winner)1st Best Young Rider, Grand Prix de Quebec1st Mountains Jersey, Grand Prix de Quebec20021st  Road Race, Commonwealth GamesManchester1st  GBR British National Road Race Championships1st 12th Trofeo Citta di Rosignano (ITA)1st 4th Memorial Pasquale de Carlo (ITA)1st Mountains Jersey, Trofeo Banca Popolare (ITA)1st Stage 2, Trofeo Banca Popolare (ITA)1st Ronde van Westerbeek, Holland1st Best Young Rider, Giro della Toscana1st Best Young Rider, Giro del Trentino3rd Veulta Castilla-y-Leon (ESP)3rd Tour Midi Pyrenees (FRA)1st Stage 2, Tour Midi Pyrenees (FRA)1st Mountains Jersey, Tour Midi Pyrenees (FRA)20031st Overall, UCI Women's Road World Cup1st Amstel Gold1st La Flèche Wallonne Féminine1st GP Plouay1st GP San Francisco1st Stage 5 Holland Ladies Tour1st Mountains Jersey, Vuelta Castilla y Leon1st Best Young Rider, Trofeo Banco Populare Alto Adige1st Best Young Rider, Giro Della Toscana1st Stage 3a, Giro Della Toscana1st  GBR British National Road Race Championships3rd UCI Road World Championships, Hamilton20041st Giro d'Italia Femminine (Giro Donne)1st Stage 81st GP San Francisco/T Mobile International1st  GBR British National Road Race Championships1st Best Young Rider, Giro Della Toscana1st Points Jersey, Giro Della Toscana5th Road Race, Summer Olympics19th Time Trial, Summer Olympics20051st La Flèche Wallonne Féminine (BEL),UCI Women's Road World Cup1st GP Wallonie (BEL)1st Trofeo Alfredo Binda, Cittiglio (ITA)1st 15th Trofeo Citta di Rosignano (ITA)1st  GBR British National Road Race Championships1st Stage 5, Holland Ladies Tour1st Stage 1a, Giro Della Toscana2nd UCI Road World Championships20061st UCI Women's Road World Cup1st Overall, UCI Women's Road World Cup1st Castilla y Leon1st La Flèche Wallonne Féminine1st The Ladies Golden Hour2nd Open de Suède Vargarda2nd La Coupe du Monde Montréal3rd GP de Plouay4th Lowland International Rotterdam Tour5th Berner-Rundfahrt5th Rund um die Nürnberger Altstadt6th Ronde van Vlaanderen8th Geelong1st Grande Boucle Feminine1st Stage 11st Stage 21st Thuringen Rundfahrt1st Stage 21st Stage 4a1st Stage 4b1st Stage 51st  GBR British National Road Race Championships1st Magali Pache TT1st Mountains Jersey, Tour of New Zealand1st Best Young Rider, Giro del Trentino3rd  Road Race, Commonwealth GamesMelbourne3rd UCI Road World Championships20071st UCI world rankings1st  GBR British National Road Race Championships1st Grande Boucle Feminine1st Tour Geelong1st Tour Alfredo Binda1st GP Costa Etrusca2nd Overall, UCI Women's Road World Cup1st Ronde van Vlannderen1st Geelong2nd GP de Plouay2nd La Flèche Wallonne Féminine4th Berner-Rundfahrt5th La Coupe du Monde Montréal7th Ronde van Drenthe12th Open de Suède Vargarda34th Rund um die Nürnberger Altstadt4th Magali Pache TT20081st  Road Race, 2008 Olympic Games11th Time Trial, 2008 Olympic Games1st  Road Race, UCI Road World Championships1st  GBR British National Road Race Championships4th Tour de l'Aude1st Stage 110th Stage 47th Stage 63rd Stage 920094th Iurreta-Emakumeen Bira1st Stage 21st Stage 3b1st Giro del Trentino Alto Adige - Südtirol1st Stage 21st  GBR British National Road Race Championships20103rd British National Road Race Championships2nd Fleche Wallone World CupEmakumeen Bira Stage Race1st Stage35th Commonwealth Games Road Race4th Road Race, UCI Road World Championships20112nd British National Road Race Championships4th Road Race, UCI Road World Championships1st Stage 5, Giro d'Italia Femminile20121st Stage 5, Energiewacht TourHard to find the value in an athlete like this.Tennis anyone?
     
  • @Al__S

    What was disappointing was that Lizzie Armistead has used Cooke's statement to go on the attack- against Cooke. If Cooke had said that the sky is blue Armistead would have spoken up pointing out that it is neon pink...

    Those two have been at each others throats for some time.  In the lead up to the Olympics there was a whole bunch of shit flying around about who would be the front runner on the road race and who would have to tow the line....there has been no love lost between them.  I am not sure who the "Aggressor" was but these divisions are just more of the shifting undercurrents that have been rumbling away in the GB womens team for a while, and the pretty much peaked in the lead up to the Olympics...

  • @ChrisO

    Nobody can demand to earn a living from a sport. Earning a living means producing something that somebody else will pay for - riders like Nicole Cooke can and did deliver blood, sweat and tears by the bucketload and deserve great admiration and respect for it, but it will be rewarded according to its commercial value.

    You summarised it better than I could!

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