Laurent Fignon, in Yellow, wins the stage from Bernard Hinault.

Domination, at least from the spectator’s point of view, can quickly wring the suspense and excitement out of watching an event. In most cases, the sporting events we look back on most fondly are those most closely fought; even in recalling my own competitions, those where my winning margin was smallest feature most prominently in my memories. The smart money says Greg LeMond feels the same way.

Cycling is a difficult sport to spectate, or has been in the past. Point-to-point races covering hundreds of kilometers are hardly friendly to an audience who waits for hours at the roadside only to watch a colorful blur speed by. The modern days of start-to-finish coverage that you can watch on your mobile while driving to work, sitting on a conference call, drinking a cup of coffee, texting a friend, eating a sandwich and raging at inattentive drivers are a relatively new innovation; in the past, the races were documented only by journalists who may or may not have been in attendance of the event. The sole purpose of holding a bicycle race was often to sell newspapers, and in accordance with that goal, the journalists did what they needed to in order make the racing sound interesting. In other words, they lied like their pants were on fire.

Nevertheless, the feats documented were herculean. They built the leader and championship jerseys of our sport – the jerseys reserved for the elite of the elite – into sacred fleeces handed down from the very heights of Mount Velomis. These were jerseys that the hardest and most respected names of our sport drew unimaginable overdraft fees from the V-Bank in order to earn.

Certainly, this is why Rule #16 exists; we mortals have no business sullying such holy garments, however good our intentions may be. But the modern Pros claim their adherence to Rule #16 through their actions when offered the privilege to briefly bear its burden; invariably, they will dig deeper than ever before to stay within contention to honor their jersey. On some days, these jerseys give them wings while on other days, the jersey’s weight may prove too much.

Watching Froome lead the Tour from Stage 8 onwards challenged my interest in the event; his show of dominance on Ventoux did so even more. But with his final attack on the climb to Annecy-Semnoz, with nothing left in the tank, I recognized as a show of honor – of respect for the jersey. Of panache. He had no need to win that stage, and he had no realistic means to do so under those circumstances, given that his legs had already left him on the slopes of l’Alpe d’Huez.

But honor drove him to try – honor fueled by a respect for the Maillot Jaune. It would have been glorious for him to win the final climb of the Tour in the leader’s jersey, but attacking and failing is what earned him at least one more fan.

There’s no such thing as a failure who keeps trying
Coasting to the bottom is the only disgrace

– John C. Popper, Blues Traveler

 

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Elric

    To extend the question, do you think the jersey has the power to permanently change a cyclist?

    regarding Rule #16, john does it apply to teams no longer in the peloton, teams so far gone it would be farcical to even think the wearer was frontin'? I lust after that wool Cinzano warmup that just oozes class. I also wear my MG jersey mountain biking with baggy shorts. Call me a philistine, but I love that jersey.

    to the first question: no, it does not, see Jan Ulrichs career for reference

    to the 2nd question: there is a hallowed 10 year Rule.  Please observe Rule #16 and respect the PRO jersey, or the winners jersey (of your chosing).  However, the 10 year rule is like a statute of limitaions, in that, after a team is off the map 10 years, like Cizano you may wear the kit and this actually makes you more cool, and evidences your reverence of the jersey.

    However, be careful how you mix and match this.  Customarily you should only don a cap properly, be on steel, with toe clips, threaded 7 speed cassettes, sew ups and of course down tube shifters

  • @frank

    @Elric

    regarding Rule #16, john does it apply to teams no longer in the peloton, teams so far gone it would be farcical to even think the wearer was frontin'? I lust after that wool Cinzano warmup that just oozes class. I also wear my MG jersey mountain biking with baggy shorts. Call me a philistine, but I love that jersey.

    This is a gray area, but my inclination is to say yes, it applies. Those teams were great and I respect them too much to wear their colors. Taken to the maximum, I'd never wear a Molteni jersey, or a Bianchi jersey modeled after Coppi's.

    How then do we feel about other team branded items? - The letter of Rule #16 and #17 seems to only apply only to kit, but what about Domo Farm Frites Merckx Team SCs or CSC Cervelo R3s for example?  Is the spirit of the Rule being broken here? (unless they were acquired after originally being used by the actual team, which of course would just be fucking awesome).  I for one wouldn't ever wear pro team kit, but I totally dig some of the team edition bikes of years past - especially some of the Merckx MX Leader paint schemes.

  • @frank

    @Jamie

    Great post Frank and well timed. Like a lot of other Velonomati, I was dissapointed with your previous attack on Froome. Don't let the fame off the book spoil things.

    When did I attack Froome? I just said he looked like shit on the bike. Which he does. Its not even an opinion, its been proven mathematically at this point.

     

    when your right Frank, your right.  Its been proven over and over again.   In a few years, we'll be looking back with a snarky grin talking about 'that Froome' and his spider like style.

    but with all respect, he is in yellow

  • @frank

    @Mike_P
    And, here's what Hinault does to Rule #16 (see, I got it right this time) violators.

    What's going on here?

    @Souleur

    @Elric

    To extend the question, do you think the jersey has the power to permanently change a cyclist?

    regarding Rule #16, john does it apply to teams no longer in the peloton, teams so far gone it would be farcical to even think the wearer was frontin'? I lust after that wool Cinzano warmup that just oozes class. I also wear my MG jersey mountain biking with baggy shorts. Call me a philistine, but I love that jersey.

    to the first question: no, it does not, see Jan Ulrichs career for reference

    10 years is the minimum before a pleb such as you or I can wear team kit.

    Who's Jan Ulrich? Unless of course you mean Ullrich.

  • @Souleur

    when your right Frank, your right. Its been proven over and over again. In a few years, we'll be looking back with a snarky grin talking about 'that Froome' and his spider like style.

    What about when Frank is on your left?

  • @VeloVita

    @frank

    @Elric

    regarding Rule #16, john does it apply to teams no longer in the peloton, teams so far gone it would be farcical to even think the wearer was frontin'? I lust after that wool Cinzano warmup that just oozes class. I also wear my MG jersey mountain biking with baggy shorts. Call me a philistine, but I love that jersey.

    This is a gray area, but my inclination is to say yes, it applies. Those teams were great and I respect them too much to wear their colors. Taken to the maximum, I'd never wear a Molteni jersey, or a Bianchi jersey modeled after Coppi's.

    How then do we feel about other team branded items? - The letter of Rule #16 and #17 seems to only apply only to kit, but what about Domo Farm Frites Merckx Team SCs or CSC Cervelo R3s for example? Is the spirit of the Rule being broken here? (unless they were acquired after originally being used by the actual team, which of course would just be fucking awesome). I for one wouldn't ever wear pro team kit, but I totally dig some of the team edition bikes of years past - especially some of the Merckx MX Leader paint schemes.

    I'm gonna have to say that bikes are allowable, as I ride a Domo FF Merckx! But it doesn't have any Domo branding on it, just the paint (which is, of course, awesome!).

  • @VeloVita

    @frank

    @Jamie

    Great post Frank and well timed. Like a lot of other Velonomati, I was dissapointed with your previous attack on Froome. Don't let the fame off the book spoil things.

    When did I attack Froome? I just said he looked like shit on the bike. Which he does. Its not even an opinion, its been proven mathematically at this point.

    I have to agree here. I watched every stage and never saw Frank attack Froome - in fact I didn't even realise he rode the Tour. This lack of visibility must mean he was riding for either Cofidis or Lampre.

    Or Sojasun, they too wore the invisible kit.

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