Six Days Of The Worlds – Pharmacology

Americans, I think, generally feel they play just on the far side of the boundaries; that perhaps history doesn’t apply to us. We are quick to forget the past and our sights are always focused away from today and towards tomorrow. We are a country who feels it deserves it’s place in the World Order and we carry about us an air that suggests we we will do what we want, when we want.  I think most of the world refers to this behavior as that of “entitlement”.

When Lance Armstrong stormed onto the Pro racing scene, he exhibited all these characteristics – and more – and I can only imagine what the European Pros, steeped in the traditions of La Vie Velominatus, thought of this brash, cocky youngster who raced with open contempt of the history and culture of the Sport of Cycling – on a frame bearing the name of The Prophet, Eddy Merckx.

I didn’t always hate Lance Armstrong.  In fact, I quite liked him in his BC days (Before COTHO); he was fun, young, aggressive, and always willing to light up a race. His ego drove him to fight relentlessly and his salutes were emotional releases of all the tension and aggression he felt during the training that led up to the races. He exhibited all the qualities that make me love a cyclist: he looked good on the bike, knew how to suffer, was willing to attack, and won races no one expected him to win.

While on one hand a massive fuck knuckle, he was also an impressionable kid who was eager to learn le métier. Old sage Sean Yates took him under his wing when he joined Motorola and mentored the little whipper-snapper. Willing to learn and a quick study, he absorbed everything The Great Man could share: the disciplined approach to training, the glory in suffering, the diet and life befitting a professional. Indeed, Young Lancelette even adopted the Rule-breaking practice of wearing shorts of non-Goldilocks length.  (Throughout his career, he would never observe Rule #27.)

In his first full season as a pro, Huevos set his sights firmly on earning the Rainbow bands of World Champion. In the pouring rain on the streets of Oslo, Norway, he fired the Howitzers across a group including the likes of Miguel Indurain and Olaf Ludwig, never to be seen again until the finish. These were the days when races like the World Championships were fought out by the best in the world; when the winner of the Tour’s Yellow Jersey could beat a winner of the Tour’s Green Jersey in a sprint for the silver medal. Armstrong won his title against the best riders in the world: a deserved World Champion.

Riding for the Motorola trade team, Lance raced aboard a steel Eddy Merckx built of the Columbus Max tubeset, perhaps the finest steel tubes every made – and my personal favorite.  This was at a time when The Prophet himself was very much involved in the company and the frames were still hand-built in Belgium.  Merckx also had great influence in determining the geometry of the rider’s frames and in working out their position on the bike. When I look at the pictures of the 1993 World Road Race Championships, I see a completely different rider – one with a powerful stroke and position that bears the influence of a great champion; his style here is vastly different from that which would become the trademark of  Modernicus COTHOticus.

Armstrong always exhibited the characteristics that would later make him a COTHO, but in the early bits of his career, he also demonstrated that he was a determined rider who could read a race, and who could win when he set his mind to it. For that, I give a tip of my Cycling Cap.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Nice one Frank. That's the first video of that race I've ever seen, he made the move at the right time. Chapeau Lance. Facing all those tough boys and leaving them all behind, nothing wrong with that.

    In that first pro season Argentin called him Andy(thinking he was Andy Bishop) and Lance took it as a slight, went nuts, cussed out Argentin right there during the race. He was fueled by anger back then, out to prove everything to everybody. That and a V-12 motor will get you places.

  • The chap on the motorcycle has a seriously impressive stache. That thing puts Magnum PI's to shame. Do I sound jealous?

  • Tchmil, Riis, Indurain, Museeuw, Jeebus. Not a whole lot more you could ask for in that bunch. It's a veritable who's who. I suppose the irony is obvious what with the mechanical industrialization of winning the TdF and all. But shit, I've watched that clip a few times over the years and it still turns my cranks.

  • and what's more, recent history suggests that he was clean in '93 as well. Not so sure about all his rivals.

    Still past glories don't lessen the fact he is a massive CoTHO - no matter what Taylor Whiney says to get Uncle Lance to phone him and take him to the seaside for ice-cream again.

  • @pakrat
    There is another whole post there about that righteous 'stash. I hope you are not jealous as the guy looks like a right proper fuck-knuckle(if that is the proper use of the expression).

  • Consision, no wasted moves, an economy of effort resulting in perspicuity and an esoteric level of articulitoryness - it's fucknuckle.

  • @Oli Brooke-White

    Damned by faint praise?

    Yup, definitely. It's like describing an ex; despite the good times in past, it's hard to remember them fondly due to more recent events. He was cool back then, but it's hard to really praise him for his douchery later on.

  • @pakrat, @john
    I noticed that Stash (capital S) as well, and even felt tempted to change the entire piece to an Anatomy of a Photo based on that guy alone.

    Either that thing is fake, or Norwegians have wicked Stash fertilizer.

  • @john

    He was fueled by anger back then, out to prove everything to everybody. That and a V-12 motor will get you places.

    I guess it doesn't really seem like that ever changed. The only difference between his early career and later career was the quality of the drugs.

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