Study of a Hardman: Johan Museeuw

Photo: Graham Watson

For my generation, he is the Lion of Flanders. Unequivocally. Unchallenged. Evermore, evermore. Boonen is a monster; but he is only the apprentice. In Flemish, his name rhymes with “Lion”: he is Museeuw de Leeuw van Vlaanderen. He is the quintessential Hardman.

Here, in the first edition of the Velominati Study of a Hardman, is Johna Museeuw climbing the 20% ramps of the cobbled Kapelmuur  in the Ronde van Vlaanderen:

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • God Damn that climb goes on and on and on. That would take the snap out of your pedal stroke. Truly a Hardman in every sense of the word. Too bad he put that huge question mark on his palmares with his doping.

    Still, Colnago was the first company to start using straight front forks blades and for some reason that look got me bad and I'm not changing, ever. Wavy, curvy, no thanks, straight taper, it's got to be.

  • Oh, and what's with the Het Newswald (sic) banner? Is that just an advertisement for the paper or is the video mislabeled?

  • @john
    The question mark is too bad, but I see it in the light of the times and don't think he was doing anything different from anyone else. And to watch this video and see him apply Rule 5 the way he does just awesome.

    That straight blade is the coolest thing ever. Alpha Q and 3T both do it now too; I won't buy a fork that's not straight. You look 14% more like a Hardman rollin' around with a fork like that.

  • @Marko
    Wow, you catch a lot of details. I think it's just an advertisement; back then Omloop Het Nieuwsblad was called Omloop Het Volk. But I suppose the video could be mislabeled, although I seem to remember this footage from his Flanders win. This could require some additional searching to validate exactly what year it is.

  • Museeuw was right up there in the heroic pantheon of riders. And then he confessed. But it wasn't the fact that he doped that was the disappointment, but like all the others, he'd only done it once at the end of his career etc...when we all knew he was fucking lying. It was quite a sad end to such a hard-man.

    @marko Museeuw did have his knees blow out, but that was Arenberg, not the Big Ring.

  • Museew .... the drug issue aside, in my book he is a living legend. Theres no hiding in one day classics, usually the hardest rider wins, and he was nails. You gotta take your hat off to guys like Museew who take the racing to their peers and rip their legs off as they ride into the wind/cobblestones/bergs/rain etc. With regards to drugs, you cant make a donkey into a racehorse; You either got the 'V' or you havent !

    Frank, i think you need a 'V' ranking system! maybe marks out of 10? or a rider percentage of 'V'? Museew is up their with Jens at 100% V factor! lol :-)

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