The beginning of so many ends
A lot has happened in the last ten years of le Tour, and a lot of it stemmed from the race that took place in 2006. At the time it seemed like yet another “Tour of Redemption” as the organisers liked to claim every few years after something had happened to tarnish the race’s image, yet again. In 06, we were coming off the back of a seven year reign of very little in the way of competition, with most of those races decided in the Prologue and followed by a three week procession. 06 was anticipated as the start of a new era, we just didn’t know at the time how significant it would become many years further down the track.
The pre-Tour build-up had fans frothing with anticipation of an Ullrich vs Basso battle, but that was scuppered at the 11th hour by Operacion Puerto, just what incoming Director Christian Prudhomme didn’t need. Also ditched were Fransisco Mancebo, a young Alberto Contador (yet to be considered a GC contender), and one Alexandre Vinokourov (while not one of the Puerto accused, still unable to start as most of his Astana teammates were pulled, leaving him without a sufficient team). With the two favourites out, the race was anyone’s for the taking. Of course, there was more drama to come.
A crazy break was let go and produced a surprise leader in Oscar Pereiro, who then conceded the yellow to Floyd Landis, who then blew to bits and handed it back to Pereiro, before making the biggest comeback since Lazarus the next day and riding away from the race in a solo effort that still ranks as one of the best ever, no matter how juiced he was. I remember watching the stage live and talking to a mate on the phone, and his incredulity at what we were witnessing. As Landis drank with the fervour of an alcoholic and manically poured water over his head during his escapade, my friend (an ex-road racer at a high level himself) professed that Landis was “cooking” from some sort of drug cocktail and was doing his best to dilute whatever concoction he’d taken, and not blow a positive or do a Tommy Simpson on live tv. How prophetic his words proved.
Of course, that was just the beginning, and the resulting fallout became one of the biggest sporting stories of all time. Landis just about brought down the entire sport with his revelations, and no Tour since has been without some form of scuttlebutt, yet not on that scale. The last few years, while tame by comparison to those preceding them, have been pretty well dominated by each winner and not offering too much in the way of exciting competition; although last year’s end result was closer on paper than the actual race was… which once again leaves us in the same state of anticipation that grips us every year in the month leading up to the start, and then promptly lets us down about two weeks after that, and wondering when the Vuelta starts.
This Tour has all the hallmarks of potentially being a great one, with three guys who have to be considered genuine contenders, yet just one who is most likely to win. We really do need a positive test to liven this one up, or someone to juice themselves so comprehensively that the motor in their seat-tube can’t handle the power from their legs and melts the carbon around the bottom bracket and drops onto the road at the summit of Mont Ventoux. Maybe try and blame it on a chimera twin that drank too many whiskeys the night before and left their bike in the team truck with a bag of someone else’s piss strapped to it. That would bring the crowds back. But seriously, if each of the contenders is on form, we could have one of the best races of the last ten years with some real proper drama played out on the roads, not in the labs or courts and not two, three or seven years from now.
We’re giving you plenty of time to ponder the possibilities, and maybe come up with your own hare-brained scenarios as to what may unfold, or what will most likely bring you those precious VSP points and the honour of wearing the Maillot Jaune for the next year. Will you be daring and go out on a limb that doesn’t resemble that of an anorexic spider? Will you take short odds on a short-ass? Will you stake your claims on claims of a steak? Or will you tear yourself apart with internal conflict like a couple of bitchy Italians?
Whatever you do, there is absolutely no excuse to Delgado this one, we’re giving you plenty of time and it’s not like you can claim you didn’t realise that the race was this week… and don’t whinge if this Start List changes before the racing gets underway, it is provisional after all. Good luck and may the best, or second best, man win.
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@Minnesota Expat
Have you seen the footage taken from the inside of the corner? Brutal...no doubt I'd be in the car after that.
@wiscot
@Minnesota Expat
I've watched the stages on a France 2 feed through Steephill.tv I just can't do Phil and Paul anymore. At the end of stage 1 Grandpa Phil thought Cav had won but that it would go to the photo to decide. Really? It was pretty fuckin' obvious who won - by almost a bike length. Now stage 3 - that needed the photo to decide. Added to that he can barely focus on more than two riders at once.
@Mikael Liddy
What's crazy about that is that he has a shoulder left! Riders have snapped collarbones in far less nasty crashes. That collarbone should have snapped like a twig. I'm not the biggest AC fan, but he has my full respect for keeping going.
Hoo-wee! Some damn fine sprinting going on in this Tour! Another cracker today on what looked like quite a nasty uphill drag to the line.
@Mikael Liddy
Yeah, saw that. And NBC had a good shot right after the crash of Contador's right shoulder. It looked like a pound of ground chuck. What were they doing, 50kph+?, he loses his front wheel, goes down, slides on the pavement, hit's the curb and bounces over it to the other side of the median? He jumps up, grabs his ride, and takes off? Only to do a bike change a kilometer down the road? WTF? Dude.
@wiscot
I caught that too, was he even watching? I rewatched that and he was focused on Kittel, Sagan and Greipel, didn't even acknowledge Cav accelerating and passing all of them until after they'd all crossed the finish line. Cav by a bike length.
@Minnesota Expat
Yeah, Grandpa Phil just has a hard time keeping up with what's happening. Maybe there's a horse-racing commentator who'd like a change of scenery? I know it's all happening in real split-second timing, but Sherwen seems to sit back and let Phil bollox it up. I swear, sometimes you think he's on some kind of time delay.
@wiscot
I'd wondered too why they let Liggett call the finish/sprint. His history and laconic delivery is color commentary, it isn't suited to calling the Kentucky Derby, or a sprint finish including Kittel, Greipel, Cavendish and Kristoff. He just can't keep up. His calling the finish is either professional deference by his peers, or contractual. Sherwen would be much better, he's still quick and knows his stuff.
@Minnesota Expat
Pretty sure it's contractual. We have 2 brilliant commentators that work beautifully together in Matt Keenan & Robbie McEwen, but they get subbed out with about 40-50k to go & we get PnP's call for NBC, meaning every time Paul gives a measurement, Phil has to give the miles as well.
@Mikael Liddy
I'm loving the Keenan-McEwen combo, and would even more if Keenan would work harder on his awful pronunciation. I thought it was just because of his broad Aussie accent but Robbie does a fantastic job and he sounds just as Ocker.