Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2016

A lot has happened in the last ten years of le Tour, and a lot of it stemmed from the race that took place in 2006. At the time it seemed like yet another “Tour of Redemption” as the organisers liked to claim every few years after something had happened to tarnish the race’s image, yet again. In 06, we were coming off the back of a seven year reign of very little in the way of competition, with most of those races decided in the Prologue and followed by a three week procession. 06 was anticipated as the start of a new era, we just didn’t know at the time how significant it would become many years further down the track.

The pre-Tour build-up had fans frothing with anticipation of an Ullrich vs Basso battle, but that was scuppered at the 11th hour by Operacion Puerto, just what incoming Director Christian Prudhomme didn’t need. Also ditched were Fransisco Mancebo, a young Alberto Contador (yet to be considered a GC contender), and one Alexandre Vinokourov (while not one of the Puerto accused, still unable to start as most of his Astana teammates were pulled, leaving him without a sufficient team). With the two favourites out, the race was anyone’s for the taking. Of course, there was more drama to come.

A crazy break was let go and produced a surprise leader in Oscar Pereiro, who then conceded the yellow to Floyd Landis, who then blew to bits and handed it back to Pereiro, before making the biggest comeback since Lazarus the next day and riding away from the race in a solo effort that still ranks as one of the best ever, no matter how juiced he was. I remember watching the stage live and talking to a mate on the phone, and his incredulity at what we were witnessing. As Landis drank with the fervour of an alcoholic and manically poured water over his head during his escapade, my friend (an ex-road racer at a high level himself) professed that Landis was “cooking” from some sort of drug cocktail and was doing his best to dilute whatever concoction he’d taken, and not blow a positive or do a Tommy Simpson on live tv. How prophetic his words proved.

Of course, that was just the beginning, and the resulting fallout became one of the biggest sporting stories of all time. Landis just about brought down the entire sport with his revelations, and no Tour since has been without some form of scuttlebutt, yet not on that scale. The last few years, while tame by comparison to those preceding them, have been pretty well dominated by each winner and not offering too much in the way of exciting competition; although last year’s end result was closer on paper than the actual race was… which once again leaves us in the same state of anticipation that grips us every year in the month leading up to the start, and then promptly lets us down about two weeks after that, and wondering when the Vuelta starts.

This Tour has all the hallmarks of potentially being a great one, with three guys who have to be considered genuine contenders, yet just one who is most likely to win. We really do need a positive test to liven this one up, or someone to juice themselves so comprehensively that the motor in their seat-tube can’t handle the power from their legs and melts the carbon around the bottom bracket and drops onto the road at the summit of Mont Ventoux. Maybe try and blame it on a chimera twin that drank too many whiskeys the night before and left their bike in the team truck with a bag of someone else’s piss strapped to it. That would bring the crowds back. But seriously, if each of the contenders is on form, we could have one of the best races of the last ten years with some real proper drama played out on the roads, not in the labs or courts and not two, three or seven years from now.

We’re giving you plenty of time to ponder the possibilities, and maybe come up with your own hare-brained scenarios as to what may unfold, or what will most likely bring you those precious VSP points and the honour of wearing the Maillot Jaune for the next year. Will you be daring and go out on a limb that doesn’t resemble that of an anorexic spider? Will you take short odds on a short-ass? Will you stake your claims on claims of a steak? Or will you tear yourself apart with internal conflict like a couple of bitchy Italians?

Whatever you do, there is absolutely no excuse to Delgado this one, we’re giving you plenty of time and it’s not like you can claim you didn’t realise that the race was this week… and don’t whinge if this Start List changes before the racing gets underway, it is provisional after all. Good luck and may the best, or second best, man win.

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Brett

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  • @Teocalli

    @Steve Trice

    Well, Quintana has a lot of “getting stronger in the last week” to do now.

    Makes any gripes they might have over yesterday a bit academic.

    Yup, I think Froome, in addition to being a great TT man, was riding with the proverbial "stomach full of anger" today. That's what's great about the TT - no place to hide. It was mano-a-mano and Quintana was found wanting. Big Tommy D was taking it easy for the last few stages and he's bagged his second stage win, proving that he's not some Vuelta flash in the pan. To be honest, I think Froome has more to fear from the crowds than his competitors now.

  • This is not at all reflective of my VSP. Froomes going to take some beating but there's a lot to play for podium spots.

    1 Christopher Froome (GBr) Team Sky 58:02:51

    2 Bauke Mollema (Ned) Trek - Segafredo 00:01:47

    3 Adam Yates (GBr) Orica GreenEDGE 00:02:45

    4 Nairo Quintana (Col) Movistar Team 00:02:59

    5 Alejandro Valverde (Spa) Movistar Team 00:03:17

    6 Tejay van Garderen (USA) BMC Racing Team 00:03:19

    7 Romain Bardet (Fra) AG2R La Mondiale 00:04:04

    8 Richie Porte (Aus) BMC Racing Team 00:04:27

    9 Daniel Martin (Irl) Etixx - Quick Step 00:05:03

    10 Fabio Aru (Ita) Astana Pro Team 00:05:16

  • @chris

    This is not at all reflective of my VSP. Froomes going to take some beating but there’s a lot to play for podium spots.

    1 Christopher Froome (GBr) Team Sky 58:02:51

    2 Bauke Mollema (Ned) Trek – Segafredo 00:01:47

    3 Adam Yates (GBr) Orica GreenEDGE 00:02:45

    4 Nairo Quintana (Col) Movistar Team 00:02:59

    5 Alejandro Valverde (Spa) Movistar Team 00:03:17

    6 Tejay van Garderen (USA) BMC Racing Team 00:03:19

    7 Romain Bardet (Fra) AG2R La Mondiale 00:04:04

    8 Richie Porte (Aus) BMC Racing Team 00:04:27

    9 Daniel Martin (Irl) Etixx – Quick Step 00:05:03

    10 Fabio Aru (Ita) Astana Pro Team 00:05:16

    Agreed. If anyone in that top 10 has a super day or a bad day, the rankings could change dramatically. I think Froome's going to win it, but I'd be delighted to see Yates stay on the podium. Frankly, the riders in spots 2-10 are going to have to take it to Froome. This waiting for him to have a bad day pish isn't, I think, going to work, and, as he's shown, he's in feisty form.

  • Anybody know the story behind this crash - https://www.instagram.com/p/BH5KtTtAnSA/? One hell of a crash in a TT, can only think it's wind related.

  • @Steve Trice

    Anybody know the story behind this crash – https://www.instagram.com/p/BH5KtTtAnSA/? One hell of a crash in a TT, can only think it’s wind related.

    After a bit of searching Alaphilippe was going at 51.7km/h, with a crosswind of 42km/h, when he crashed 15km from the finish 2016 TdF. Ended up with a few bruises on his hands and back is all.

     

  • @Teocalli

    @Steve Trice

    Anybody know the story behind this crash – https://www.instagram.com/p/BH5KtTtAnSA/? One hell of a crash in a TT, can only think it’s wind related.

    After a bit of searching Alaphilippe was going at 51.7km/h, with a crosswind of 42km/h, when he crashed 15km from the finish 2016 TdF. Ended up with a few bruises on his hands and back is all.

    Blimey, he's a lucky boy by the looks of the photo.

  • Presumably his situation was in some way caused by, or at least exacerbated by, the rear disc wheel. I'm amazed that, with 40kph crosswinds, or even just gusts, the benefits of discs still accrue and aren't outweighed by the drawbacks.

  • @wiscot

    @chris

    This is not at all reflective of my VSP. Froomes going to take some beating but there’s a lot to play for podium spots.

    1 Christopher Froome (GBr) Team Sky 58:02:51

    2 Bauke Mollema (Ned) Trek – Segafredo 00:01:47

    3 Adam Yates (GBr) Orica GreenEDGE 00:02:45

    4 Nairo Quintana (Col) Movistar Team 00:02:59

    5 Alejandro Valverde (Spa) Movistar Team 00:03:17

    6 Tejay van Garderen (USA) BMC Racing Team 00:03:19

    7 Romain Bardet (Fra) AG2R La Mondiale 00:04:04

    8 Richie Porte (Aus) BMC Racing Team 00:04:27

    9 Daniel Martin (Irl) Etixx – Quick Step 00:05:03

    10 Fabio Aru (Ita) Astana Pro Team 00:05:16

    Agreed. If anyone in that top 10 has a super day or a bad day, the rankings could change dramatically. I think Froome’s going to win it, but I’d be delighted to see Yates stay on the podium. Frankly, the riders in spots 2-10 are going to have to take it to Froome. This waiting for him to have a bad day pish isn’t, I think, going to work, and, as he’s shown, he’s in feisty form.

    Maybe Feisty should be in the Lexicon as a Froome nickname.

  • Hmmm, between his Giro winning escape down a "neutralised" descent & hitching a ride on the Mavic moto, maybe Nairo isn't quite the quiet, innocent fighter his media presence (or lack thereof) would suggest. Probably no coincidence he shares a team with perhaps the biggest COTHO in the current peloton.

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