Velominati Super Prestige: Tour de France 2016

A lot has happened in the last ten years of le Tour, and a lot of it stemmed from the race that took place in 2006. At the time it seemed like yet another “Tour of Redemption” as the organisers liked to claim every few years after something had happened to tarnish the race’s image, yet again. In 06, we were coming off the back of a seven year reign of very little in the way of competition, with most of those races decided in the Prologue and followed by a three week procession. 06 was anticipated as the start of a new era, we just didn’t know at the time how significant it would become many years further down the track.

The pre-Tour build-up had fans frothing with anticipation of an Ullrich vs Basso battle, but that was scuppered at the 11th hour by Operacion Puerto, just what incoming Director Christian Prudhomme didn’t need. Also ditched were Fransisco Mancebo, a young Alberto Contador (yet to be considered a GC contender), and one Alexandre Vinokourov (while not one of the Puerto accused, still unable to start as most of his Astana teammates were pulled, leaving him without a sufficient team). With the two favourites out, the race was anyone’s for the taking. Of course, there was more drama to come.

A crazy break was let go and produced a surprise leader in Oscar Pereiro, who then conceded the yellow to Floyd Landis, who then blew to bits and handed it back to Pereiro, before making the biggest comeback since Lazarus the next day and riding away from the race in a solo effort that still ranks as one of the best ever, no matter how juiced he was. I remember watching the stage live and talking to a mate on the phone, and his incredulity at what we were witnessing. As Landis drank with the fervour of an alcoholic and manically poured water over his head during his escapade, my friend (an ex-road racer at a high level himself) professed that Landis was “cooking” from some sort of drug cocktail and was doing his best to dilute whatever concoction he’d taken, and not blow a positive or do a Tommy Simpson on live tv. How prophetic his words proved.

Of course, that was just the beginning, and the resulting fallout became one of the biggest sporting stories of all time. Landis just about brought down the entire sport with his revelations, and no Tour since has been without some form of scuttlebutt, yet not on that scale. The last few years, while tame by comparison to those preceding them, have been pretty well dominated by each winner and not offering too much in the way of exciting competition; although last year’s end result was closer on paper than the actual race was… which once again leaves us in the same state of anticipation that grips us every year in the month leading up to the start, and then promptly lets us down about two weeks after that, and wondering when the Vuelta starts.

This Tour has all the hallmarks of potentially being a great one, with three guys who have to be considered genuine contenders, yet just one who is most likely to win. We really do need a positive test to liven this one up, or someone to juice themselves so comprehensively that the motor in their seat-tube can’t handle the power from their legs and melts the carbon around the bottom bracket and drops onto the road at the summit of Mont Ventoux. Maybe try and blame it on a chimera twin that drank too many whiskeys the night before and left their bike in the team truck with a bag of someone else’s piss strapped to it. That would bring the crowds back. But seriously, if each of the contenders is on form, we could have one of the best races of the last ten years with some real proper drama played out on the roads, not in the labs or courts and not two, three or seven years from now.

We’re giving you plenty of time to ponder the possibilities, and maybe come up with your own hare-brained scenarios as to what may unfold, or what will most likely bring you those precious VSP points and the honour of wearing the Maillot Jaune for the next year. Will you be daring and go out on a limb that doesn’t resemble that of an anorexic spider? Will you take short odds on a short-ass? Will you stake your claims on claims of a steak? Or will you tear yourself apart with internal conflict like a couple of bitchy Italians?

Whatever you do, there is absolutely no excuse to Delgado this one, we’re giving you plenty of time and it’s not like you can claim you didn’t realise that the race was this week… and don’t whinge if this Start List changes before the racing gets underway, it is provisional after all. Good luck and may the best, or second best, man win.

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Brett

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  • @Mikael Liddy

    @Teocalli

    If Porte had not lost time due to that puncture this would be a different picture. I missed that day as I was out with work. How did he lose the time and not get back on, was that a crosswind split day?

    Folk hark back to the good old days i.e. when The Prophet rode off into the Sunset, was it that much different? You can probably count the close finishes over the whole history of the TdF on one hand. Likely too over all Grand Tours.

    Was very weird, Porte was at the front with basically the whole BMC team at about 5k to go on a stage with a nasty 2k climb to the finish. You could see him peel to the side & filter back to get the puncture sorted, but the rest of the team just kept going in what seemed to be support of GVA for the finish.

    Mavic neutral change took an age to get done, and then he basically had to pick through the shelled riders up the climb on his own, as it wasn’t til about 600m to go that a teammate finally came back to him.

    Granted being such a shorty, there may not be a teammate whose bike he could swap with, but surely someone could have given up their rear wheel.

    Yeah, I'm sure BMC are regretting that snafu. I think Porte would have podiumed without that puncture. I'm sure the incident affected hism psychologically, especially after it became clear that TJ didn't have the goods. That the thing with Sky - Froome was never without support. Never.

  • @Randy C

    @blackpooltower

    @marcovelo

    Yeah, he lost grip over some cobbles just short of the line. Back wheel skipped alarmingly. Could’ve been a lot closer if that hadn’t happened …

    I didn’t watch today’s stage yet. So I’m only going by what’s posted here. But I recall similar (?) with Cav’s rear wheel, it bouncing off the cobbles, at finish in year’s past. Was also on a Venge at time (I’ll assume that was Sagan’s bike today).

    Had Pinchy's bike handling skills not been as amazing as they are, he could have gone down quite easily. That being said, I was very happy to see Greipel get a win. Pinchy had a couple of stages and the Green jersey too. Speaking of whick, how many maillot verts can the Slovak win? No-one, it seems, can touch him in that competition. He wins stages, picks up loads of top 5 placings and some intermediate sprints and only in the mountains does he fail to score.

  • @wiscot

    Speaking of whick, how many maillot verts can the Slovak win? No-one, it seems, can touch him in that competition. He wins stages, picks up loads of top 5 placings and some intermediate sprints and only in the mountains does he fail to score.

    Another 5 easily, maybe double that if he stays injury free. I reckon he should try and win the points jersey in all 3 GTs in the same calendar year one time, by way of a different challenge.

  • Terrible VSP for me unfortunately but I took some photos while at TDF this year if anyone wants to peruse.

    https://flic.kr/s/aHskE99tMz

    Some from podium at Luchon, start of the Mont Ventoux climb and the windy first ITT.

    Clearly Im not a photographer but some of the pics are ok.

  • @Kay_Jay

    Terrible VSP for me unfortunately but I took some photos while at TDF this year if anyone wants to peruse.

    https://flic.kr/s/aHskE99tMz

    Some from podium at Luchon, start of the Mont Ventoux climb and the windy first ITT.

    Clearly Im not a photographer but some of the pics are ok.

    Hey, thanks for sharing. Love the candid podium shots.

    I'll just throw this out there, but if anyone should have been on the 3rd podium step it's Dan Martin, not Wee Nairo. I don't think the latter ever initiated an attack in the whole race. Martin at least gave it a go several times.

    As for my VSP - 3 out of 5 and NITRO.

  • @wiscot

    I’ll just throw this out there, but if anyone should have been on the 3rd podium step it’s Dan Martin, not Wee Nairo. I don’t think the latter ever initiated an attack in the whole race. Martin at least gave it a go several times.

    How did Quintana get on the podium? I suppose everyone else in the top 10 had an awful day at least once and Quintana just had a succession of mediocre days.

     

     

  • @Kay_Jay

    Terrible VSP for me unfortunately but I took some photos while at TDF this year if anyone wants to peruse.

    https://flic.kr/s/aHskE99tMz

    Some from podium at Luchon, start of the Mont Ventoux climb and the windy first ITT.

    Clearly Im not a photographer but some of the pics are ok.

    Some great shots! I was at Le Tour a decade ago and hope I get the chance to return.

  • Kay Jay - what the hell is going on with the guys holding hands with the funny looking dude? A streaker?!!

  • Chapeau to Froomey and Sky. They did a superb job as a team, stuck around him and helped him when he had a problem, Ventoux excepted but that was into the very final of the stage. He showed some extra depth with the win on a descent, gaining time on a flat stage in the wind, running up Ventoux and then finishing with the other GC contenders on a borrowed bike.

    I think he's shown himself to be a more complete and determined competitor than many would have given him credit for. He'll have his haters but I say he gave it 100% and did a superb job and you can't really knock him for that.

    Be great to see him back at the Vuelta, but good luck in Rio first.

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