When it comes to hardmen, there aren’t many tougher than this guy. That he manages to mix massive amounts of V with similarly massive amounts of Casual Deliberation only serves to heighten the man-crushes of a bunch of older, fatter, balder men who see a visage of Spatacus looking back at us in the mirror every time we don lycra. We wish we could be him.
So I put myself into the mind of Fabs after his huge crash/broken back/ride anyway/forced to retire sequence the other day. The guy has had a lot of bad luck over the last few years, and as he gets to the twilight of his career, decisions need to be made. What Will Spartacus Do? Well, I don’t know, but I do know what Spartacus should do.
The only way for Faboo to go out is thus:
Shouldn’t be too big an ask.
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@davidlhill
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@davidlhill
Actually you two I've worked nearly thirty years in television, launched multiple programs and even a sports network. I know shit when I see and hear it.
Ligget and Sherwen are shit and the French coverage of the Tour (which is what we see with their commentary on top) is also merde - about 20 years out of date.
That's a professional, not cycling opinion.
Hope Tony Martin doesn't go the same way as Cancellara. Bit of a curse on the yellow jersey this year.
Also having slightly mixed feelings about Teklahaimanot. Nice for a young rider to get the polka dot jersey but bagging three minor bumps has the same points as winning on Mur de Huy? Get out of here...
@ChrisO
Agreed. Panzerwagon looked phucked at the finish but he's total pro so might be precautions for a scan.
Totally agree about TV coverage too. So dumbed down. Rarely get any decent insights from commentary and seldom speed and never power. All readily available to DS. Why not the audience.
But I think it's Paul Sherwen that has the gold mine.
@ChrisO
I am open to being corrected
@ChrisO
Ah, ChrisO, my attempt at joshing with a newcomer clearly failed. I was primarily referring to his 'interacting with' bit, which implies riders, hence the correction. As far as I know barring you there aren't many riders here that ride at your level. I could very well be wrong.
Last time I did the "he be new around here" bit - worked better.
I'll consider myself admonished!
But if you're bashing someone from your computer chair who's shoes you would kiss if you met them in person I have no respect
@SteelCamp
Don't attempt to use the term "meanies" within a semi-intelligent dialogue -- around us (period).
@frank
I might get hate, but I am going with @Frank on this one. Phil, Paul, and Bob Roll are the only cycling commentators I know, and they will probably be the ones I wax nostalgic about as I age. I am still a relative noob compared to most of you, I have only been doing this for 5 or 6 years, the first Tour I watched was 2012, this is the first year I have actually paid attention to the Giro, I just started watching classics last year, and I have never watched coverage of the Vuelta. I have never had a chance to hear any others, so I may not know any better, but all I really need from them is to tell me who is where and doing what. They do that just fine.
Like most things, the coverage of cycling in America will never reach the levels it has in Europe, but I won't complain. Listening to Phil and Paul is far better than the alternative of not being able to watch at all, and for that I am thankful.