The real truth lies here.
Modern society is pretty much fucked. The world is made up of vacuous, self-centered morons brainwashed by the internet and mainstream media, who in turn are no more than puppets of .ooo1% of the population who own 99% of the wealth and pull the strings of every major government, bank, business and institution. 1984 is a reality, we just don’t realise and acknowledge it, because if it was made that obvious then we might just say “wait a minute, they’re fucking us!” We are made to believe we have freedom, whereas, in reality, all we actually have is the illusion of freedom.
Cycling may be the only real freedom we have, and even that is surreptitiously controlled for us, and is controlling us. We are told we need the latest carbon frame that looks like dog shit and rides not much better, while a 30 year old steel bike does exactly the same job, which is: to move us across the earth and put a smile on our face, yet we are convinced that we won’t be happy unless our new standard bottom brackets constantly creak and need fortnightly servicing. Mountain bikers are now being cajoled into believing that an extra 6mm of width on a rear hub will change our lives. It’s enough to make me go back to a hardtail. With a longer fork, slacker angles, wider bars, shorter stays, bigger wheels, fatter tyres, less gears, naturally.
Of course, advancements in technology do make a difference to our rides, especially for mountain biking. Road, I’m not as convinced. My Bosomworth, while heavier, with less gears and slower shifting than my Jaegher, is still a great bike to ride and would no doubt make me stronger if it was my only ride. Suspension and dropper posts for the MTB are pretty much essential and improve the experience, but if I lost the rear shock I’m sure I’d still be able to ride most of the terrain I do now, maybe with a bit more discomfort and a little less control, but wouldn’t that put the emphasis back on me to sharpen my skills and pick my lines a little more carefully? Thinking? No, we can’t have that.
Same can be said with the choices we think we make in our everyday lives: we aren’t making them, they are made for us. We don’t need all that shit they are selling us. We have the freedom to think for ourselves and make our own minds up, yet still just go along with the status quo, what the tv tells us to buy, what the corporations tell us to consume, what the 000.1% want us to do. Be good little happy consumers and shut the fuck up. Or go ride your bike, any bike, and use the time to think about what’s real and what we’re told is real. Don’t be afraid, set yourself free. It’s the only truth we can really believe.
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@senharv
me just like sweering
@Uncle V
My grandfather was an erudite Lieutenant-Colonel who swore constantly.
@wiscot
Sorry if my poor attempts at humour come across as belligerent at times, I'm aware I'm not the best at banter and it's often hard for me to judge the response I might elicit online. But I think Brett would back me up and tell you that I would definitely say something like that to someone's face, and have on occasion.
@pistard
I must admit I hadn't thought about that aspect of the word, to my shame. I'll stick to fuckhead from now on...
@Teocalli
And both with my involvement - coincidence? I think not. I think I should just leave my commenting to identifying obscure riders in posted photos in future.
Seriously though, I am sorry all for any offence I have caused. I just thought it was a bit rich someone coming in here with a holier than thou attitude towards swearing that deserved a serve. Although I totally hadn't considered @pistard's point about the offensiveness of that particular word, there's certainly never been a shortage of gratuitous foul language around these parts.
@Oli
And just who told you that fuckhead won't insult anyone ?????
@Oli
Not having a go at you at all. I accept it's part of the way around here but also recently the behaviour seems to have gone beyond the spirit of respect for others that underwrites The Rules. I will continue to try to limit myself to cripes, dash-it and you bounder. In extreme circumstances I might resort to cad.
@Chipomarc
Dammit! I mean, whoops! I mean ... mmmnnngh!
@Teocalli
Gosh!
@Mikael Liddy
It was lifted directly from Facebook, just one of those random things that float around from time to time that occasionally seem to strike a chord because of coincidence and timing.
The rest of my post, is just a general outlook on life rather than any specific link.
@Oli
Wankspanner.
I regularly got pulled up by Marcus for occasionally dropping insults that hit a bit close to home for him, and respected his wishes in that respect. Ironically, as a Kiwi I was the brunt of the majority of his incredibly colourful language, and I take it as a personal mark of pride that he considered me too stupid to insult. It's all part of a ROBUST exchange round here that we can collectively manage as adults.
Just don't be a fuckwit.
@pistard
Holy smokes, I've painted myself into a corner defending swearing (which I do infrequently, and mostly in my head) but I find my inner Libertarian coming forward. People can take anything and make it offensive, or alternatively interpret things said by others as such. I have already heard kids use the term "Special needs" in not nice ways abandoning the previous version (maybe because it's lost it's cache?). And bear in mind, many of these words started out their lives as medical diagnosis re: idiot, moron, dickhead (ok maybe not that last one).
I had @senharv pegged as a Troll (stirring the pot) and responded in kind. Alternatively, he (?she) could be one of those people who feel compelled to correct other people's bad behavior (@Senhav if this is true, please come to New England: people here have ATROCIOUS dining etiquette here and need someone to tell then to stop chewing with their mouths open. It's driving me crazy!)
I suspect that were we allowed to use emoticons in our communications (per union bylaws, they're not allowed when you're over 30 I was told) that there would have some different interpretations of some of these posts. I always find it helpful to mull over Rule #43 in situations such as these.
By the by, the y'all bit is 100% true, only pleural word with it's own pleural (I was't telling people to shut up, that is how it is mostly used when deployed in action, alternatively "all y'all sit down" is probably #2).
Almost forgot: big ass smiley face emoticon
Ned knows that the bikes we used to ride sucked.