Categories: Reverence

Reverence: Campagnolo Tools

photo by italian_bicycles

Exposure to religion in my youth was by way of a brief dose of sunday school at the local Unitarian church. The point there, evidently, was to learn about other religions and turtles. If a point was being made, I missed it. When Catholic friends of mine came over for the weekend I would accompany them to the closest Catholic church and we would endure the mass together, the experience leaving us just as clueless as the moment before we walked in.

A girlfriend of @Rob briefly worked for the English bike company Raleigh in Boston, Massachusetts. These were the Jan Raas, Didi Thurau, Ti-Raleigh years, where Raleigh made beautiful bikes and their team was one of the dreadnaughts of professional cycling. I was visiting this friend at the Raleigh offices, which to my eyes seemed like any other office: fluorescent lighting, linoleum tiled floors, men in coats and ties. It was uncontaminated by bicycles or red and yellow  kits. This place was not cool. My friend ushered me into a nondescript room, pulled out an enormous sliding drawer and showed me something she knew was cool.

In this sliding drawer was a complete set of Campagnolo bike tools, all set in blue foam cut outs, each tool nestled in its perfectly shaped place. I didn’t fall to my knees but I must have gasped. Each tool was a work of art: form and function in unison. Each tool designed for a specific task in the wedding of components to frame. The tools had a uniform silver finish. There were facing and chasing tools with beautifully milled cutting teeth of high speed steel. I’m serious about reverence here. I had never seen anything like this. The seeds to my Italophile religion were sown. I was already a devout fan of the components but did the tools have to look this fantastic? What did this say about a company? To me it said-these tools are designed and made to make sure Campagnolo components work perfectly on any frame. What goes into the tools goes into everything else. The passion, the design, the tools and the components are one. Perhaps the intention was never there to make cool looking tools, maybe it was just a by-product of making cool looking components. What else could they do?

I had found my religion. I never needed the complete tool set, I was never a professional bike mechanic. I do own a few civilian Campa tools: some cone wrenches, the peanut butter wrench, a T-handle wrench, a 10-speed chain tool. These are beautiful tools. Park makes functional tools, no one would say they are beautiful. Why make a functional tool beautiful? Is a beautiful tool a better tool? It is when one is making a living wielding them. Pride in your tools reflects pride in your work.

I was going to write that those days are over, adding beauty adds cost and the bottom line is everything now. Then I remembered my Lezyne pedal wrench. It is functional as it removes pedals without impaling knuckles onto greasy chainrings (and opens beer bottles) but it is beautiful because it has a wide smooth machined aluminum handle bolted onto the body of the wrench. It lacks the refined industrial design of a Campagnolo tool but it is beautiful in its own way.

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  • Gianni, you always cut to the essence of your subject and your choices in life, women, bikes, boats  show that its about aesthetics. I have wrestled with the question of what beauty is all my working life and while it is hard to define and not always a nessecity you always know it when you see it.

    On a more prosaic topic... WTF I was never shown the "back room" at Raleigh HQ!!!

  • @Ron

    Ah, Frank! I've been meaning to ask about cool, classic bicycle tumblr sites, since it seems there is now one for everything, but I was worried about bringing them up around here. Now that the seal is broken, anyone know of any with classic (say 1970s-1990s) steel road bikes

    Why would you ever be worried about bringing up sites that provide an ever flowing depiction of beautiful bikes?  I don't know about era-specific bikes, but my two favourites are ildolore.cc for classic racing photos and Cycle EXIF for drool-worthy bikes with well done photography

  • @minion

    @scaler911

    @Dan_R

    I had a wet vagina after reading the article, then I saw the clogs. And the Buick. Take me now.

    I get sweet feelings over the Hozan cast iron truing stand. Art personified. I am very partial to my own Park shop grade spoke wrenches. They fell heavy like a tool should. Being a Campagnolo heavy shop, I can see my future is bright.

    VLVV!

    Ok. Can y'all officially declare that I'm no longer the biggest sexual miscreant around these parts?

    Hell no. You still appear to be confused about gender, which if memory serves is the source of your problems. Dan R appears to be a MALE, while a Vagina is what FEMALES have.

    Frankly if you haven't sorted this out by now Mrs Scaler has a mighty power of work ahead of her.

    First, how did you get relegated to a Cat 4? Sir Frank finally had it with you sheep fuckers?

    Second, my gender identity confusion issue is the least of Mrs. Scaler's worries with me............

  • @VeloVita

    @Ron

    Ah, Frank! I've been meaning to ask about cool, classic bicycle tumblr sites, since it seems there is now one for everything, but I was worried about bringing them up around here. Now that the seal is broken, anyone know of any with classic (say 1970s-1990s) steel road bikes

    Why would you ever be worried about bringing up sites that provide an ever flowing depiction of beautiful bikes? I don't know about era-specific bikes, but my two favourites are ildolore.cc for classic racing photos and Cycle EXIF for drool-worthy bikes with well done photography

    Nice! Thanks for those. I guess I was reluctant to ask because there is just so much junk out there tumblin' around that the whole topic would be frowned upon. I'll check those out. The CX Championships are coming up fast!!

    Damn, Dr. Tobias. Somehow I missed that show until recently, even though I have seen David Cross live & think he's pretty damn funny. I went through the whole thing a few months back, in just a few days. Definitely love how Bateman rides his whip everywhere! And now I've just started Todd Margaret. The level of humor is amazingly insulting & crass, and yes, still funny.

  • @Gianni

    @sthilzy

    Sweet jesus, I owned those exact brown Dansko clogs. All the rage in '70s. All dudes owned a pair.

    When you move into a house in Seattle, they issue you a pair of those. If you really can't take them for fit reasons, you are given a dispensation and allowed to choose between a green or salmon colored pair of Crocs.

  • @frank

    @Gianni

    @sthilzy

    Sweet jesus, I owned those exact brown Dansko clogs. All the rage in '70s. All dudes owned a pair.

    When you move into a house in Seattle, they issue you a pair of those. If you really can't take them for fit reasons, you are given a dispensation and allowed to choose between a green or salmon colored pair of Crocs.

    Is that an upgrade or downgrade from Birks?

  • @Chris

    @scaler911 Any doubts about your deviant status are dispelled by the fetching pink nail varnish.

    No way that's either me, or a photo from Portland. There's no socks involved, and/or the legs in the above photo are shaved. The only people that shave their legs in this town are bike racers and strippers. And even those have around 60% compliance (looking at you @gaswepass).

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