A Velominatus is never to judge a book by its cover; appearances and predispositions are quickly cast aside at the discovery of a diamond in the rough. After all, the pursuit of perfection necessarily requires that we are a breed who turn over the last stone in search of it, even when all hope has long since been lost. But the gems to be found when peering past outer appearances, these are the reward for our effort.
Even those items which are necessary evils, those we’d just as soon have no need for, these items are not exempt from our quest to discover the perfection; a mini-tool, patch kit, C02 chuck, chain catcher. Today, @Steampunk describes such a component: his Immix Bidon Cage.
Yours in cycling,
Frank
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The Velominati appreciate the finer things. While we adhere to Rule V to varying degrees of devotion, we are at the same time fragile and fickle beings. A ride can be ruined simply by receiving a less-than-stellar espresso pre- or post-ride or by discovering a mystery clicking sound buried somewhere in our drivetrain. We crave the very best. Style and performance are shared badges as we search and yearn for that ever-elusive momentary glimpse of la volupté. Cannondale is rarely the first name associated with the search for this most austere experience in cycling, though they make some good bikes. When compared with handcrafted Italian frames or components, Connecticut’s finest might lack some class or caché (in these instances, I pronounce Cannondale in the original French: Canon D’Allez), but moving beyond the romance of all things European there are some bits and pieces that warrant some appreciation. Submitted for consideration: the Cannondale Immix bottle cage.
First, a confession: I loathe bottle cages. I appreciate their importance and how one’s performance is enhanced by being properly hydrated, but I find them unsightly””interfering with the frame’s symmetry. Too: they remind us of our protean form and that we cannot ignore the physical demands of our bodies for nutrients and hydration while we ride. But for this minor detail, I would ride without them. Furthermore, as an inveterate steampunk, I dislike plastic. It’s hard to escape this infernal material when it comes to the bidon, but I won’t stand for it on my cage. Carbon fiber isn’t much better, and typically is more prominently visible from a distance, with its thick, bold silhouette. And don’t get me started on wind resistance when the cages are empty.
With this important caveat out of the way, the appeal of the Immix cage becomes more significant. For me, it balances function and form. The carbon fiber base sits nicely flush against the downtube or seat tube””and, in my case, matches my fork. Sturdy. The cage has been on the bike for more than two years and it continues to clutch the bottles tightly and without any wobble. Full or empty, the bidons remain snug, a mere afterthought until such time that I should need a drink. Sleek. The titanium bars minimize the visual intrusion of the cages on the bike and yield a very light (29g) overall product. These look fast, without the crazy and distracting lines of their carbon fiber competitors.
Here’s the rub: the Immix cage has been discontinued, apparently because they were over-zealous in clutching their charges. I’ve not had this problem; the bottles are snug, but easily removed while on the go. The great tragedy, however, was that I only got one. I had bottle cages, which (see above) I didn’t like very much, but ordering two fairly expensive bottle cages online (product unseen) seemed somewhat foolhardy. Cannondale doesn’t ship to Canada (odd, since they’re owned by a Canadian company), and my LBS even failed in procuring a second cage. Opportunity finally knocked this week; I traveled to Vancouver to visit my parents. Online, I had found a Cannondale dealer there who still had an Immix cage in stock. Almost directly off the plane, I headed straight for the store to collect my second cage. The guy behind the counter didn’t much seem to care that I was excited to get my hands on this product, which had probably been collecting dust on his shelf; nor did he seem surprised/amused/relieved to part with a product that had been collecting the aforementioned dust for so long. No matter: in some small, strange way, my ride is complete. Regardless of what you are field testing in your bidon, you want it held tight, without drama and with a little bit of style. In a minor but significant way, the cage is a crucial piece of every ride.
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indeed the cages must complete the lines of the bike. But a worn big ring is more resplendent than all.
@Cyclops
0.25 degrees - you are too sensitive - women like that in a man
I have these cages from Serfas. They are carbon and LIGHT! 22g. Yet they are not bulky looking and they hold the bottle tight and they only retail for $45 USD.
If you recall the 75 year old French/Italian guy that was racing at the Southeast Idaho Sr. Games I mentioned in posts from this past summer - he rolls up to the line for the 40k with no water bottles. Old School hard core settles the issue. With French accent - "I need no silly bidon cages, imbecile. Viva la France!"
@Cyclops
Good thing you didn't accuse him of having a camelback hidden under his jersey. He may have taken his spare tire off of his shoulders and beat you until you begged for mercy.
here's the appropriate pic:
"...And don't get me started on wind resistance when the cages are empty...". Jesus, I'm now panicking... I've never even thought about this... What else am I missing? I pride myself on maximising my psychological aero profile (even though my 'real' aero profile is similar to a house). Great reverence article, Steampunk... Thanks
@Frank admire your minimalist approach to self-sufficiency on rides... I've added a chain link to my inventory since my chain snapped a while ago 25 km from home... Contrary to labelling, the lezyne multi-tool chain thingy works fine with Campy 11speed chains... as well as a tube of Nuuns for bidon replenishment... All of which fit nicely in my man pouch in middle jersey pocket
@frank
Frank, what would Seattle do without you? Do you wear your V kit under your overalls?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eCdIe0wdvU
And you do it with less tools too! What a hero!
I have to admit here that my cheapness took over when I bought cages along with my bike last year. I like nice stuff, but I just couldn't bring myself to spend $30-$40 EACH on some of the fancy-pants cages they had at the LBS. I bought the cheapest metal cages they had, but they didn't look quite right with the bike.
Shortly thereafter, I replaced those with a pair of the $12/pair Chinese carbon cages that are all over Ebay. They are light, look fine, don't have any logos, and I have yet to launch a single bottle out of one in several thousands of kms of riding. And I didn't even have to buy them (I traded a friend some of my Google-fu SEO work for them, as he had purchased a large quantity to resell here).
Those cages are probably my most proud Velominatus Budgetatus acquisition.
@wiscot
I imagine he's sort of like superman. When mild-mannered programmer-by-day Fr0nk hears a call of distress, he quickly runs to the nearest LBS, dashing into their changing room and emerging as V-MAN. Swooping off on bike with extreme seat-to-handlebar height ratio to save the day.
I hear he ever wears his underwear on the outside. Weird, I know - but he swears it's a folk cure for gonorrhea or somesuch nonsense.