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The Seattle Tre Cime

Here’s the funny thing about cycling: I go out of my way to find the biggest and hardest hills I can, and I start to talk excitedly about how “good” the climbs are. “Good” in this application is taken to mean hard, steep, and long. Then, when I actually ride these “good” climbs, I suffer like a pig and find all I can do is try to keep my lungs from popping out through my eye sockets. I am increasingly certain this can in fact happen.

I found a site called MapMyRide. When I say, “found” what I really mean is “VeloNews posted a Site of the Day which happened to be MapMyRide and I clicked on the link and when the web site loaded, I saw it was cool.” I used a similar technique to “find” the Google on the Internets.

Anyhoochiemama, I played with this site, and it is awesome. I highly recommend that you sign up (free) and use the site even if you don’t ride, but partake in any activity which involves a route, such as walking, hiking, or Embrioing.

Naturally, I mapped the regular training route that Michelle, Jim, and I have painstakingly put together. Since I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, this took about an hour and a half. (I was really freaked out about doubling back on the route since the little green line looked wavy when doubled up, so I redid all the parts of the route that had doubled up sections and made sure the little green line stays neatly on opposite sides of the street in those areas. That was another solid 35 minutes.)

Here’s a screen shot (no, Paris, that is not the same as a money shot):

Coolest part of this tool: there is an elevation option which shows the elevation of the route and displays a neat little profile along the bottom of the map. To my delight and surprise, the little elevation tool told me I’m not a ninny and that the 36km route has a total elevation gain of 1500m (that’s almost a mile, for you Americans out there).

Check the route out here: MapMyRide.com

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • wow....sounds like someone has 'found their form' here

    I for one was on an unfamiliar group ride last night, shown good hospitality and was the oldest one. I was also the first one back from the turn around point. I relished in pushing when I knew it was time and riding when it wasn't when the younger ones were pedaling squares. Marko is right, you need to know when to push, and when not to...

    I like 'mapmyride'. Its a good site, used it for about 3 yrs now. The one downer to it is the elevation. I for one do not find its elevation ticker to be either helpful other than telling you in a very big way where hills and climbs are, but in terms of overall numbers it doesn't tell you alot. The percentages it lays down are inaccurate and the overall ascent/descent is bogus, but trends are alright.

  • @Steampunk

    1. Oh, Frank! This doesn't sound good. Any of it. Not good at all. Poor form.

    None of it's true. They're making it all up to make themselves feel better for being outclimbed by the biggest guy in the group.

  • @Souleur

    I like 'mapmyride'. Its a good site, used it for about 3 yrs now. The one downer to it is the elevation. I for one do not find its elevation ticker to be either helpful other than telling you in a very big way where hills and climbs are, but in terms of overall numbers it doesn't tell you alot. The percentages it lays down are inaccurate and the overall ascent/descent is bogus, but trends are alright.

    I've noticed the same thing; this post picture here is captured from one of their earlier versions, and the new version is skewed in the opposite direction. It's really brutally hard to get this kind of thing right, and I'm not sure why they try. Showing the profile is one thing, but I'm not sure why they try to attach numbers. (For example, the start/stop is at the same spot but the plot here shows a differnt amount of accent vs. descent.)

    This one is about 30% too generous from what Jim's GPS plots, and my old Polar altimeter (which I haven't used in years) had it at something like 3000m but I think that was so far off because the air pressure changes so dramatically when you're in the Marine Layer.

    At the end of the day, this is a great, really hard route with lots of climbing, but it's not as brutal as this shows. At the time I wrote this post three years ago, it certainly felt more accurate as I was hauling myself back into some semblance of form.

  • @Steampunk

    As usual the cheekiness of my comments is lost in the literal translation of the typed word. Joshua and I are just throwing jabs out left over from the ride, all in fun of course. Very cool ride with good friends. And Frank's right, he was the fattest guy in the group.

  • @Joshua
    See? More excuses! That's exactly what I'm talking about. Why didn't you tear the extra chainring out with your teeth (and solder it back on afterwards with your sweat)? It seems Pac-10 grad schools are slipping mightily...

    @Souleur
    I know what you mean. I can't count lower than 53 or higher than 11.

  • @Steampunk
    You are a fucking genius.

    I can't count lower than 53 or higher than 11.

    There is a deep truth in that contradicting statement that I'm going to to have to think about for a long time.

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