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We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.

A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, where things get interesting.

Cornering feels a bit like you’re stealing from Physics, as if you’re getting away with something. Momentum, as fundamental as it is, doesn’t know what’s good for us and stubbornly wants to carry us on its merry path. The faster we go, the bigger its influence becomes and the harder we push against it, balancing on the knife’s edge between our body’s lean and the bike’s pull. For those skilled in this craft, the bicycle and rider carve through the bend in perfect harmony.

I’m not particularly good at cornering, which is to say I’m not particularly good at descending. Its a shame, too, because given my size I’m not very good at climbing, either. The way to get better is to practice, and not to give Rule #64 too much thought. You will crash if you want to get better, but you mustn’t lose your nerve. A nervous descender is a bad descender and everyone knows where to find bad descenders.

The riders getting the most practice in this discipline must surely be les grimpeurs for it seems they would be riding down all those mountains they’re riding up. The surprising truth is that this does not always appear to be the case; one need look no farther than Andy Schleck to find evidence of that particular postulate. Furthermore, one would think that a professional, who by the very nature of their occupation is quite used to finding themselves on the tarmac, would be most able to come off and not lose their nerve. This, also, doest not always appear to be the case.

The Giro, known for its narrow mountain roads, is won as much on the descents as it is on the climbs. Who can forget the 1988 Giro, which was won on the descent of the Gavia, not its climb. Or the 2002 and 2005 editions when Il Falco used every millimeter of road as he swept through the hairpin bends to distance his rivals. This year, Brad Wiggins had already put himself on the back foot on GC when he came off on a slow bend and spent the rest of the stage riding like his tires were made of glass. On the same stage, Nibali attacked and came off on a high speed corner before jumping back on his machine and rejoining the leaders moments later. The difference is a question of not only skill, but fearlessness.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Gianni

    @snoov

    @PT

    @Patrick: I'm pretty sure its pronounced: Har-ley-ark-a-lar.

    @Patrick

    Actually, and @Gianni will be able to correct me if I'm wrong, there is no 'R' sound in the Hawai'ian language. While there in 2002 (O'ahu) I got a fun book called Hawai'ian for Haoles. Haole being the local word for white folks or outsiders.

    So I reckon it's: ha lay ah KAY la or ha lay ah KAH la.


    Caps for the stress.

    Let's see. You are right, no R sounds.

    It means house of the sun. In Hawaiian the word Hale is house. And the accent/elongation is on the last syllable so it might sound like Ha lay a ka laaa. One would only know that when the word is written correctly, there is a "kahako" over the last letter A, telling one to elongate that A. Do I write it like that? No. Too lazy to find the keystroke combo. Haleakalā is what it should look like. Now go to bed.

    You guys are right...but I should add that I was thinking phonetically with my Australian accent ; which means no hard R sound Even when written Har. Whatever we Haoles think,  its a great word from a great language.

  • @Beers

    I'm no pro, but there is nothing quite like getting passed by a car at the top of a climb, then riding its arse through the twisties down the other side.

    I just spent a cupla weeks in Tenerife, my downhill skills really came on and I managed to overtake a few cars between the hairpins on my last day. It's a wee bit dangerous but terrific fun. Thankfully I had to fly home before the inevitable conclusion of Rule 64.

  • @PT @Gianni  @snoov  Thanks for the lesson folks - much appreciated.  That really is a beautiful translation - not something us Geordies (folk from the North East of England) are used to!  I'm sure our imaginatevely named local hills would roughly translate as something like: grassed over former slagheap.

  • @Gianni

    @PT

    @frank

    @PT

    I used to be a fearless descendeur until I developed a propensity for speed wobbles. Not just a mild vibration either; massive tank-slappers where the frame feels like its made of rubber. Has happened on different bikes under different conditions but always over 65kmh. I've tried all the tricks I know and have even changed bikes a few times too. Hasn't happened with the current steed (Pinarello FPQuattro) which is promising However, I suspect its me and related to speed, not the descent. As I once read a pro-mechanic being quoted: elite bike riders don't get the wobbles.

    Great topic and article.

    Is it your wheels? On lightweight wheels the valve stem can throw the balance of the wheel off significantly. I've been considering adding a counter-weight to my Haleakalas for that reason; they're so fucking light they wobble a bit at speed.

    Thanks Frank; I've been thinking that too.

    My wheels are Campagnolo Eurus which are light for alloy but not crazy. It also happened with my Shimano DA 24s that my last bike had - also light alloy but not super light. The only thing I can think of is that until recently I had not one but two magnetic sensors (two different computers......don't start..) on the spokes of the front wheel. Although placed opposite each other, I did notice (after my most recent Code Brown experience at 70kmh) that when I spun the wheel while holding it off the ground I could feel a pulse come through the bars & frame. I took them off and it disappeared. Their now permanently off and the computers are gone too, you may be pleased to hear. Hopefully this has solved it.

    As an aside; my bike was a Cervelo S5 which I loved but found to be nervous handling and being a larger chap (187cm/100kg) I wondered if I was just too big to be on such a racey bike. Thus, the change to the Pinarello which is great so far.

    @Patrick: I'm pretty sure its pronounced: Har-ley-ark-a-lar.

    L .Zinn has addressed high speed wobble with larger riders. I believe most of it is a function of frame stiffness. Larger frames get floppier unless they increase the tubing diameter which they never did in the old days. Your Carbone frame should be much better for HSW. I have a 63cm merlin extralight. It has large diameter tubing and it is a bombproof descender. One way to stop it is to grip the top tube with your knees as soon as it starts. Before you shiet yourself.

    I've experienced it a few times but it was induced by my arms and torso shaking from being cold. I am a big pussy.

    while I'm not as tall as you(I ride a 58 or 59 frame) It sounds like we're cut from similar cloth.  Last time I had a tankslapper I used the  knee on top tube plus every other trick I could think of to just pull up before taking out a car in front of me.

    Slightly off-topic; just saw that vanSummeren apparently is 6'6" and rides a 56 Cervelo R5. Hesjedal too I think.  I would find that too twitchy and small but I guess they are working with a different guide book.

  • @frank

    @Patrick

    That's pretty much how you pronounce it!

    Raul was a right stud, too. His win into Spa was one of my favorites.

     
     
     

     
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    @G'rilla, there he is riding that Coors Classic jersey you like.

    Most fricken awesome.

    I have a set of stealth Haleakalas on my bike right now. I have short but quick descent coming out of my neighborhood, which I can hit about 70ish on. So as I am heading down, I hear a tremendous "PING" and I am think. Pele you have undone me for my hubris for allowing the Haleakala nickname to continue. Alas, I was good to go. It was just my magnet flying off into the unknown.

  • @PT

    Slightly off-topic; just saw that vanSummeren apparently is 6'6"³ and rides a 56 Cervelo R5. Hesjedal too I think. I would find that too twitchy and small but I guess they are working with a different guide book.

    Do you know where you found that? Modern tall Pros do ride relatively smaller frames for reasons I've written about many times, but Hesj is closer to 6'2 and might ride a 56; JVS rides a 61cm, as far as I know.

    That ain't no 56.

  • @RedRanger

    Yeah, that's Ryder's bike - I was wondering about a source for JVS riding a 56.

    But talk about slammed - no head set top cap to get the bars low enough!

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