To keep chickens is to walk a path towards introspection. From the songs they sing after laying an egg (which I assume is “chicken” for “I’m Every Woman“) to the sheer glee they show when they find a worm in the mud, chickens provide a perfect example of living life in and for the moment. The most interesting aspect of their social interaction is whenever a new chicken is introduced into the flock: all of them freeze in place and stretch their necks out as high as they can, the winner presumably being the one whose head boasts the highest elevation.
As a Dutchman, I am born with the genuine belief that I can stretch my head higher than anyone in Belgium can. Where Americans make Polish jokes, the Dutch make Belgian jokes; we unrightly view them as a sloppy, dim-witted lot. Jokes of indoor airstrips, helicopters with ejection seats, and windshield wipers perplexingly installed inside the car windshield filled my youth and caused endless side-aches from laughter. This is all to say that I carry a healthy sense of superiority over our neighbors to the south with two notable exceptions: riding bikes and making beer.
Especially when it comes to riding bikes, Belgians have the market cornered on Rules #5 and #9, not to mention the entire lexicon pertaining to being Casually Deliberate and every Look Pro article not having to do with climbing, if you can ignore Lucien van Impe. But mostly, they own the art of riding Belgian Style.
Riding with hands on the hoods is a critical element of finding both power and comfort on our machines; it blends aerodynamics with leverage and casual cool like no other position does. The key to keeping from getting sore (or even numb) on a long ride is to constantly change positions; beyond the tops and drops the Belgians have explored the vast world of possibilities of riding on the hoods like no other group has. Learning from their lessons, we can distill the usual V points of reference:
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@Ron
There's a helluva lot about this site that's illogical, but we keep coming back for more and more . . .
Great read! My immediate thought on seeing the "riding the hoods" BelgiumStyle was that Alex told me that whatever I did during my Paris Roubaix Cyclo, do NOT ride the hoods on the pave'. Only the tops or drops, NEVER the hoods. I took his advice for at least the first twenty sectors but on one of the final sectors, being completely brain dead, as well as physically dead, I forgot and hit a sector on the hoods. FUCK! And I had thought that they were hard on the drops! Closest I came to crashing that day was by far trying to ride pave' on the hoods.
But, being the good Velominat that I am, I actually read the entire article and saw your Vth reference point about the pave'. Spot on!
@EBruner
This to me is a very bad habit; the hoods are too easy to slip off from; the drops are much safer because you're not just holding on by your thumbs.
One of my most strictly-adhered to principles for descending is to do it in the drops; I get what you're saying about getting sore but I'll take sore over in the ditch or on the face.
@Owen
I switch between them, no question. But for a combination of power, control, comfort, and speed, there is little that tops the hoods.
@Haldy
Or this one.
This one is more badass than it is demonstrative of my point.
And lets not forget the biggest head-scratcher in terms of leg warmers ever:
@frank
I agree completely on descending to be in the drops, and I do on 'real' descents. But on generally level, climbing, or rolling hills I have been a hood rider for 30 years. Just natural to me. On rough or uneven pavement I will quickly go to the tops, or sides behind the hoods.
@Buck Rogers
I'm with you. @Marko rides them on the hoods and it fucks with my mind. For me, I have been moving more and more towards riding them in the drops; they flex more and your hands feel better in the long run.
@wilburrox
There is so much awesome in this photo, including the bumble bee kit and aero fucking helmet. Those are V-inch cuffs on the socks, I think as well.
@DeKerr
The fact that cameras even allow this to happen is enough to start imposing trade embargos.
@rfreese888
I am pleased to confirm that I have neither the inclination nor the experience to estimate which version of that crap song is the version that "cuts it".
@Dave
Or the frequency with which they do it?
@antihero
Fo sho
Very humbling. To the inadequacy of my legs, lungs, and spirit, I now must add the wimpiness of my thumbs. Is there any tiny part of me that measures up to the Ancient Rouleurs? Maybe my earlobes.
@frank
So...much awesome... V-ness in these pics....