Anatomy of a Photo: Things That Are Hard To Come By


Museeuw rockin’ the bands riding with Cipo decked out in yellow as he twists one up. There are only two things cooler than this and both of them are impossible to get. One is Led Zeppelin playing at your shitty graduation party in the late 70’s and the other is one of those awesome Coca Cola bidons. Fuck yeah!

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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  • @Chris
    Don't worry mate. A couple of weeks ago I was out with friends. Got emergency eye patch drunk and had a few smokes. First in a few years. Luckily it's something I am capable I turning off. When I stopped smoking a few years ago, I went from a pack a day of non filtered to the next day nothing.

  • @Sauterelle

    Oh my. I hope that's IL's butthair and not poor hygiene.

    God DAMN!!! Where the hell has this thread gone? I make a motion to delete the last two hours of posts from this thread and if I could only delete them from my memory I might just make it out without too much PTSD.

  • @Buck Rogers

    @RedRanger

    @Chris
    Got emergency eye patch drunk .

    What the fuck does that mean? Never heard that expression before.

    It's a joke amongst my friends. It's when your so drunk you can only focus one eye. So we joke that we keep an eye patch in the glove box
    So we can drive home on one eye. I don't advocate it at all.

  • "Hey Johan - do you think the bolt in my hand does something important on my Cannondale?"

  • @Sauterelle
    Super Marios butt I can stand, in fact, it makes me a little envious. The shit-stained butts of those blokes, on the other hand, are tough to endure.

    Its a game of over/under between how many new pics get posted up to bury it and when I edit that comment to hide the photo in a link.

  • @Chris

    @Mark1

    Spot the difference...

    Thats very well done, except all I see is how poorly fitted to his bike the Ritte guy on the left is.

    @the Engine

    "Hey Johan - do you think the bolt in my hand does something important on my Cannondale?"

    +1!

  • @RedRanger

    @Buck Rogers

    @RedRanger

    @Chris
    Got emergency eye patch drunk .

    What the fuck does that mean? Never heard that expression before.

    It's a joke amongst my friends. It's when your so drunk you can only focus one eye. So we joke that we keep an eye patch in the glove box
    So we can drive home on one eye. I don't advocate it at all.

    Thats like my joke that the problem with driving drunk is that you swerve. But the good news is that the road is twice as wide, so its OK.

    I also do not condone operating a vehicle while consuming alcohol. But that joke makes me laugh every time. And we all know the sign of a good joke is that it stays funny no matter how many times you tell it.

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