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Museeuw rockin’ the bands riding with Cipo decked out in yellow as he twists one up. There are only two things cooler than this and both of them are impossible to get. One is Led Zeppelin playing at your shitty graduation party in the late 70’s and the other is one of those awesome Coca Cola bidons. Fuck yeah!

Marko

Marko lives and rides in the upper midwest of the States, Minnesota specifically. "Cycling territory" and "the midwest" don't usually end up in the same sentence unless the conversation turns to the roots of LeMond, Hampsten, Heiden and Ochowitz. While the pavé and bergs of Flanders are his preferred places to ride, you can usually find him harvesting gravel along forest and farm roads. He owes a lot to Cycling and his greatest contribution to cycling may forever be coining the term Rainbow Turd.

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Jonny says:

Apr 23 2012 at 5:47 am

@Sauterelle
Fill your boots. The other Velominata (there's more than one surely?) and probably one or two Velominatus might appreciate it too.

Just be prepared for the debate about helmets to start up again.
Sauterelle says:

Apr 23 2012 at 5:55 am

@Jonny

@Sauterelle
Fill your boots. The other Velominata (there's more than one surely?) and probably one or two Velominatus might appreciate it too.

Just be prepared for the debate about helmets to start up again.

Much as I'd like to, I'm going to restrain myself. I doubt the Velominati want to wake up to the sight of unclad man-ass, no matter how spectacular.
sthilzy says:

Apr 23 2012 at 6:07 am

@Jonny

@Sauterelle

Just be prepared for the debate about helmets to start up again.

Looking Pro - with & with out helmet!
Cippo's hair gel has set that hard, his hair is a helmet!
sthilzy says:

Apr 23 2012 at 6:10 am

@Mark1
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Mountain climbers used to refer to it as oxygen deprivation training.

JA in oxygen deprivation training?
sthilzy says:

Apr 23 2012 at 6:19 am

Don't know what's safer? Those bar end shifters could do some damage!
sthilzy says:

Apr 23 2012 at 6:25 am

@Mikael Liddy

Saw this on Cycleboredom's Tumblr page the other day...it's a World Cup leading zebra!

I'll go you one more, Museeuw rockin' the bands riding with Faboo...

Needs a couple of Coke bidon bottles
RedRanger says:

Apr 23 2012 at 6:25 am

its a little shocking, I know.
Sauterelle says:

Apr 23 2012 at 7:04 am

@sthilzy
OMM, Faboo looks about 14 there!
wiscot says:

Apr 23 2012 at 7:18 am

@sthilzy

@Mark1
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Mountain climbers used to refer to it as oxygen deprivation training.

JA in oxygen deprivation training?

Now that is the definition of "casually deliberate"!
frank says:

Apr 23 2012 at 8:05 am

@silkrider

I don't think that is tobacco. I bet Super Mario was a mountain biker at heart. I gotta say, even with bright yellow fingerless gloves, the guy is stylin' like no other.

Not only is he overflowing with Rule violations, he's violating the Rule violations. And having it video taped to send to the other Rules.

And yet somehow, when I get up in the morning and look in the mirror, I know that all I want is to be 1/1000000th as much of a badass as Super Mario.

Women want to be with him, and men want to be him.