I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn’t it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailleur? We are getting soft… As for me, give me a fixed gear!
– Henri Desgrange
Whenever I encounter a challenging thought or idea, I recoil instinctively. On impulse, I assume I’m an expert in the matter and proceed as usual, no worse for the wear. The secret to success is your ability to overcome adversity, after all. Another secret to success, if we are allowed two on the same day, is to always take the advice of people on the internet, so long as you sort through all the opinions and cherry-pick the ones you already agreed with.
While I’m not an expert on taking advice, I am a bit of a virtuosity when it comes to the matter of giving it – especially when it is unsolicited. Please note, however, that while I am not drunk, I have a bit of a nasty case of manflu, a fact which I am certain will make me even more trustworthy.
As any fool can see, poor old Henri – however brilliant he was – was completely bonkers (genius and insanity often occupy the same mind). Despite that, there is a thread of truth to his reasoning, which is to say that gears are often used as a psychological tool rather than a mechanical one in order to tackle the various gradients we encounter during our rides.
We typically encounter a hill from some distance off, rearing up as though some careless road engineer had forgotten to tack the other end down. And, more often than not, we respond with the impulse to deploy the Anticipation Shift: downshifting prematurely in response to the sight of a big climb. Click-click-click-click, right down the block to whatever gear you imagine you’ll need in order to ride to the top of a hill whose gradient you can’t accurately judge and whose summit you likely can’t see. And just like that, all your momentum is gone and you’re left to fulfill your own prophecy of laboring with the gear all the way to the tippy top top of the climb.
To be fair, shifting is a bit of a dark art and takes ages to master. When to shift and when to power through is something one should feel, never see. There is either a laboring or an ease in your stroke that informs whether you should change gear. Please consult the below list for some tips on how to avoid the Anticipation Shift.*
* While these points hold true for any kind of riding, they are focussed on climbing.
** Remember, you can’t boast about climbing in the big ring on a compact; it’s only a big ring if it has more than 50 teeth, in which case it’s an outer ring.
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@Al__S
I hate those climbs, just BAM, low gear and no mo'. A struggle from the bottom. There are a few like that that we do here in Seattle on the Ronde Cogal where we go straight into 20+% gradients on cobbles from a stop sign.
This gets into a bigger scope, but for sure it's a very good point. Rule #2 and Rule #3 fall into play here as well.
@nobby
Yes, absolutely. In fact, I significantly improved my power since riding with Johan Museeuw the first time and watching him climb in monster gears. It's not always faster, but it really helps you gain strength. When actually trying to go fast, you might spin more, but the power will having you chewing up rises and rollers like a champ.
@Teocalli
I love this.
@AJ
Well, your oval ring should make you sad in principle, but I suppose whatever the effective gear size is would determine your Sissy Factor.
@Ron
First of all, don't roll through - stop, or at least get so slow that everyone at the intersection knows you're stopping in spirit, if not reality.
Track stands seem pointless, but I suggest you learn how to do one, just so you can roll up, do a quick stop, and keep rolling.
And always downshift for a stop sign and stand on the pedals to get going.
But for fucks sake: Be Casually Deliberate.
@Ron
I had a guy nearly hit me on a greenway because he felt it was crucial to pull out even though the driving lane was full of traffic. So he pulled into the bike lane and I had to do a full emergency stop to avoid him, which meant actually sliding on a locked front wheel (very leafy and wet out here these days) with the back wheel off the ground. I normally don't engage drivers for the knowledge that it will only make things worse, but his window was down so I calmly told him that he really put me in danger and that this is a bike lane, not a car lane. And I quote, "I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
@VbyV
Interesting approach. This circumvents the principle of not shifting until you feel you're getting behind the gear, but I like the strength training aspect. I will try this and report back.
Shit. Does Campy make a 51 tooth chainring and can I afford it? In my mind I'm still crushing the big ring (50) and I refer to it as a big ring mostly to bug Frank.
@frank
There's a corner in Deep Cove just as nasty, the only advantage being that a right turn in Canada isn't across traffic so if you approach it heading South it is only slightly less painful. The main problem (self-inflicted) is the doughnut stop that usually precedes it.
I was mainly talking about my daily commute on a low-volume MUP. My question was mainly - to downshift or not? And the answer is Yes.
@frank
They've just changed the medical diagnostic codes (expanding the list mightily). My biggest complaint is they got rid of moron and idiot which were honest to God medical diagnosis (diagnosi?).
I never had the balls to code for them but have had plenty of opportunities.
What type of climbs are you monsters mashing up in the big ring? Your knees are still attached come the finish? When we plan to climb, the route takes us up and over several category 4s, 3s and 2s in a day. The pace is not civilized either. Other than the 4s, no one is in the big ring for the entire day unless they have a death wish. We have a special route here aptly named the Seven Climbs of Death. Even the elite racers in our group will not big ring it - not sure if any of us can and live to tell about it after 128kms. I am considered a climber in my group but I must actually be a wee sprout. I am removing my inner ring this evening. That will teach me.