I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn’t it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailleur? We are getting soft… As for me, give me a fixed gear!

– Henri Desgrange

Whenever I encounter a challenging thought or idea, I recoil instinctively. On impulse, I assume I’m an expert in the matter and proceed as usual, no worse for the wear. The secret to success is your ability to overcome adversity, after all. Another secret to success, if we are allowed two on the same day, is to always take the advice of people on the internet, so long as you sort through all the opinions and cherry-pick the ones you already agreed with.

While I’m not an expert on taking advice, I am a bit of a virtuosity when it comes to the matter of giving it – especially when it is unsolicited. Please note, however, that while I am not drunk, I have a bit of a nasty case of manflu, a fact which I am certain will make me even more trustworthy.

As any fool can see, poor old Henri – however brilliant he was – was completely bonkers (genius and insanity often occupy the same mind). Despite that, there is a thread of truth to his reasoning, which is to say that gears are often used as a psychological tool rather than a mechanical one in order to tackle the various gradients we encounter during our rides.

We typically encounter a hill from some distance off, rearing up as though some careless road engineer had forgotten to tack the other end down. And, more often than not, we respond with the impulse to deploy the Anticipation Shift: downshifting prematurely in response to the sight of a big climb. Click-click-click-click, right down the block to whatever gear you imagine you’ll need in order to ride to the top of a hill whose gradient you can’t accurately judge and whose summit you likely can’t see. And just like that, all your momentum is gone and you’re left to fulfill your own prophecy of laboring with the gear all the way to the tippy top top of the climb.

To be fair, shifting is a bit of a dark art and takes ages to master.  When to shift and when to power through is something one should feel, never see. There is either a laboring or an ease in your stroke that informs whether you should change gear. Please consult the below list for some tips on how to avoid the Anticipation Shift.*

  1. The point of shifting is to maintain your cadence and spare the guns from overheating and causing a meltdown in the Engine Room. With that in mind, never shift more than one gear at a time, unless you know something specific about the climb that merits a bigger jump. If you are changing front chain rings, do so together with a synchronized two-cog shift of the rear in the opposite direction. (If you have widely spaced gears, one cog in the back might be enough.) **
  2. Shift whenever you sense you are losing the ability to smoothly turn the gear over, never before. Smoothly is the operative word here; if you fall behind the gear, you will heap coals on the fire, burn the guns, and overheat the engine room. If you get ahead of the gear, you risk upsetting your rhythm by spinning more thereby putting additional strain on your lungs, which you will experience as acute pain.
  3. If you encounter a short uptick in gradient, you have the choice to power over or to downshift and spin up it. This decision will involve a quick assessment of how closely the Man with the Hammer is lurking. If you have the juice, power over. You can even jump out of the saddle for a little extra V. This will keep your speed up and keep you from having to accelerate again after the pitch.
  4. Always hit a climb at full gas, as fast as you can go – especially if you are coming off a descent and especially – especially – when you are completely jacked. Use your momentum to carry you as far up the climb as you can, get out of the saddle and slowly downshift as the speed scrubs and the guns lose their ability to smoothly turn the gear over.
  5. The fifth bullet is here more for symmetry than anything else, but I’ll use this opportunity to remind you that shifting is the Domain of the Sissy, so if you can avoid it, please do.

* While these points hold true for any kind of riding, they are focussed on climbing.

** Remember, you can’t boast about climbing in the big ring on a compact; it’s only a big ring if it has more than 50 teeth, in which case it’s an outer ring.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @chuckp

    @Teocalli

    I forgot to add.  It’s surprising how a turbo session with some sort of interval structure somehow makes the time pass better than sitting there and grinding away in the same mode for the duration.

    Agree. Some sort of intervals keeps you focused and makes the time pass. Music also helps. I also sometimes just put a movie on the TV. But in an hour or so, you can get a pretty good/beneficial workout. For me, it’s essentially strength training without going to the gym.

    +1. With the first snow accumulating on the ground outside my house last night, I'm finally resigned to suffering in my basement for the next few months.  The only way it's tolerable is to first add music, and second, to break up the monotony into 2, 3, 4, or so minute chunks with specific objectives.

    I also gave Zwift a try this week.  Though I feel quite anti-V admitting it, I enjoy the virtual riding.  I wouldn't trade it for a whirlwind 1200km (each way) weekend sprint to ride in the real world with Velominat, but it certainly adds another dimension to breakup the trainer boredom.

  • @TheVid

    @chuckp

    @Teocalli

    I forgot to add.  It’s surprising how a turbo session with some sort of interval structure somehow makes the time pass better than sitting there and grinding away in the same mode for the duration.

    Agree. Some sort of intervals keeps you focused and makes the time pass. Music also helps. I also sometimes just put a movie on the TV. But in an hour or so, you can get a pretty good/beneficial workout. For me, it’s essentially strength training without going to the gym.

    +1. With the first snow accumulating on the ground outside my house last night, I’m finally resigned to suffering in my basement for the next few months.  The only way it’s tolerable is to first add music, and second, to break up the monotony into 2, 3, 4, or so minute chunks with specific objectives.

    I also gave Zwift a try this week.  Though I feel quite anti-V admitting it, I enjoy the virtual riding.  I wouldn’t trade it for a whirlwind 1200km (each way) weekend sprint to ride in the real world with Velominat, but it certainly adds another dimension to breakup the trainer boredom.

    Large quantities of alcohol during the winter usually do the trick for me.

  • @VbyV

    I have a trick I use to maintain momentum and challenge myself on uphills.  When there’s a dip and you can wring out the block and make it to tuck before the uphill, decide how many strokes per gear you will take.  Ride the big ring and little cog cog as long as possible, when the legs can’t hold cadence, shift down one and make 8 (magnificent, of course) strokes.  Shift down one and take eight more.  Keep doing this until the crest.  Next time, try to take 10 strokes in each gear. Soon you’ll be pushing over the crest on the 11.

    Did the above mentioned 8 count today up all the rollers along my 60 km route.

    Worked well and much less click click click going on when then mind is overpowering the body.

    Well played!

  • @litvi

    @gilvelo

    “How closely the Man with the Hammer is lurking”.

    That Fucker never leaves!

    Well put Frank

    Right, but the hitch is: you never know where he is… just go for it, and if he finds you, he finds you.  If he’s gonna get you, at least you’ve done something to get stronger before he nabbed you.  And if he doesn’t find you…?  Voilà la Volupte, non?

    This, he always lurks nearby, the question, I suppose is how soon he will strike, and whether you have the strength to avoid his blow.

    @Teocalli

    @Sparty

    What type of climbs are you monsters mashing up in the big ring?  Your knees are still attached come the finish?  When we plan to climb, the route takes us up and over several category 4s, 3s and 2s in a day.  The pace is not civilized either.  Other than the 4s, no one is in the big ring for the entire day unless they have a death wish.  We have a special route here aptly named the Seven Climbs of Death.  Even the elite racers in our group will not big ring it – not sure if any of us can and live to tell about it after 128kms.  I am considered a climber in my group but I must actually be a wee sprout.  I am removing my inner ring this evening.  That will teach me.

    Along the lines of “Did you see that fish that I hooked it was THIS big”……………?

  • @DeKerr

    @frank

    @Al__S

    there’s a short climb here that’s a favourite of club runs that unfortunately requires an anticipation shift. there’s no safe way to approach it at speed, as it’s a side road on a blind junction. To make matters worse, it’s usually taken as a right turn (UK, so we ride/drive on the left) and rears to 100% almost immediately.

    I hate those climbs, just BAM, low gear and no mo’. A struggle from the bottom. There are a few like that that we do here in Seattle on the Ronde Cogal where we go straight into 20+% gradients on cobbles from a stop sign.

    There’s a corner in Deep Cove just as nasty, the only advantage being that a right turn in Canada isn’t across traffic so if you approach it heading South it is only slightly less painful. The main problem (self-inflicted) is the doughnut stop that usually precedes it.

    I've got a right-hander onto a great climb that has a manhole cover right where you want to be if you're going to use your momentum to big ring the steep bottom pitch before settling into a great series of sweeping bends up through the bluffs. Your choice is to cross the middle line, lose your wheel on the manhole cover and crash, or hit the brakes and lose your 'mo. All three seem equally appealing.

  • @antihero

    I’m with Monsieur Desgrange on this.  My nine bike/winter commuter is invariably a fixed gear of some stripe.  Need to go up?  Pedal harder.  Need to go down?  Pedal faster.  You have precisely as many gears as you need.

    For this year’s incarnation, I took an old Cervelo P2-SL frame and converted it to fixed-gear – these frames have little track fork ends instead of a vertical dropout, which makes the conversion a snap.  Replaced the goofy aero bars with some proper road bars, and there you go.

    48×15 gearing does about right for rolling terrain.

    It's a classic winter-training technique. When I was starting up, the rule was never to ride in the big ring before May (this was Minnesota, the roads weren't rideable until late March at the earliest). Not fixed, but the idea was to ease into the power and work on pedalling smoothly at first.

  • @Teocalli

    I forgot to add.  It’s surprising how a turbo session with some sort of interval structure somehow makes the time pass better than sitting there and grinding away in the same mode for the duration.

    It's also surprising how much better suited a turbo is for intervals than is riding on the road; there is nothing keeping you from staying in the pattern. I actually enjoy riding my LeMond, although I sure as fuck haven't pulled it out since April. I don't love it THAT much.

  • @wiscot

    @chuckp

    An interesting take on this is when you have to do an all uphill mountain time trial (which I’ve had to do exactly once). Standing start on a grade (no fancy TT start house). Do you start in a small gear so you have leg speed and then shift to smaller cogs to get power? Or start in a bigger gear and try to power up from the get-go? Big ring knowing that you will absolutely have to shift down to the small ring?

    Racing in Scotland in the 80s, hill climbs were an intrinsic part of the fall calendar. Two-up ‘Gentleman’s races” and a couple of hilly TTs were also part of the fall schedule. They always attracted good crowds to watch the riders suffering. Being historically unsuited to climbing, I rode a few (mostly club ones) just for the “fun” of it. Remember, this was before compact cranks and brifters so gearing was generally higher and shifting a bit more awkward as you couldn’t shift while out of the saddle. If I remember, I’d start pretty low depending on the initial gradient and then shift accordingly. The biggest thing was getting really warmed up. None of the ones I rode could be done on a 52. A lot of guys rode fixed. Some climbs started easy, others were full on from the start. As this was also in the days of toe clips and straps, there was usually someone to catch the riders at the top so they wouldn’t fall over. It was pure masochism. Good times.

    We used to do one here up Zoo hill, but they stopped. It was fucking agony.

    https://www.strava.com/segments/609135

  • I used to be able to turn over a 53/12 up some hills, and early went to 39/23

    Now, I'm old and slow, and 39/25 is not enough on some hills, and I shift all the time, call me a wimp, at least I'm riding in 38deg water, through mud, rain, and all else.

    Not only will I keep all my gears, I'll continue to use them!

  • Got the closest I've ever felt to pedalling with a Magnificent Stroke on Sunday. When I felt the resistance start to increase and my cadence slow, instead of either clicking down or labouring on with a low cadence, I steadied myself in a strong position, engaged my lower back and core muscles, and concentrated on turning my feet in strong circles rather than stomping them up and down.

    The effect was astonishing, I could feel the power pushing through the bike without the normal indicators of effort; rolling shoulders, a laboured stroke, etc. It didn't feel easier, but it did feel better; faster.

    It still felt like fighting, only fighting and winning. Awesome.

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