Cycling has been suffering a crisis every since the use of a helmet became compulsory. This crisis is rooted in the simple fact that cycling peaked aesthetically with the cycling cap perched casually deliberate atop a sweaty cranium. It was only after mandatory helmet dictum spread its tentacles into all UCI-sanctioned races in 2003 that helmet manufacturers began taking helmet design seriously.
To be clear, I am a helmet advocate. I never leave home without mine, and no Cyclist shall ever be allowed to start a Cogal without perching one on their noggin. But I do this in the knowledge that I look less Fantastic that if I were rolling out in a classic cotton Cycling Cap.
Specialized was the first to make inroads into building a stylish helmet with the Sub-Six. The fact that every other helmet was a hollowed-out bowling ball didn’t matter very much because no one wore them outside Belgium, and even there, they were permitted to wear the second-coolest piece of headgear, the Hairnet. Giro made some inroads with their Air Attack series, but progress was generally at a standstill until the hardshell became mandatory after the tragic death of Andrey Kivilev in Paris-Nice in 2003.
The issue of the helmet has also been compounded by the fact that most continental Pros had no clue how to wear a helmet, given that they spent most of their lives not wearing one. When asked to, they often suffered from Toad Head and other anomalies commonly encountered when violating the Three-Point System.
Helmets are a necessary evil which are improving in style, but they are all uglier than the hallowed Cycling Cap. When wearing a helmet, keep the following points in mind.
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@the Engine
I prefer to have the arms of my sunglasses grip the back of my ears a bit, so I usually bend them down if they're straight. On all of my helmets, that has the effect of raising the glasses up when tucked into the vent. It also lets the glasses hook into the vents a bit more for security. Note: I do the upside down tuck to get the lenses out of my field of vision.
@frank
Most serious crash to date was with one of these Giro's back in '94 - fairly sure it saved my life despite its looks. Still have the remains as a reminder.
I just got a Troy Lee A1 in silver flake for the MTB. Ridiculously comfortable. I wish they made a road helmet. I probably can't get away with removing the visor for CX races.
@Cyclops
Hey, it's hard to tell. I thought you were just giving us a big meaty middle finger!
@Cantona
Dont worry - I am on your side after I did this to a helmet a few years back.
Didnt save my hip though
@Cyclops
Wow, Sir Elton has dropped some weight since he started riding, but it's hard to imagine that it's easy to play the piano with fingers like those.
@Marcus, I would have thought that your campaign for Mayor of New York would keep you too busy to ride or post!
Caps not hats.
That is all
@Marcus Was the hip x-ray just an excuse to get your schlong on Velominati?
@wiscot I was hoping it was his middle finger!!
@il ciclista medio
Thats either a horse or a magnified fruit fly's junk.
Ferfucksake. FYI, @Marcus, I'm rebuilding the upload too and seriously considering hardcoding your banishment into it.
but then we'd never see what Im sure you will post in response.