Cycling has been suffering a crisis every since the use of a helmet became compulsory. This crisis is rooted in the simple fact that cycling peaked aesthetically with the cycling cap perched casually deliberate atop a sweaty cranium. It was only after mandatory helmet dictum spread its tentacles into all UCI-sanctioned races in 2003 that helmet manufacturers began taking helmet design seriously.
To be clear, I am a helmet advocate. I never leave home without mine, and no Cyclist shall ever be allowed to start a Cogal without perching one on their noggin. But I do this in the knowledge that I look less Fantastic that if I were rolling out in a classic cotton Cycling Cap.
Specialized was the first to make inroads into building a stylish helmet with the Sub-Six. The fact that every other helmet was a hollowed-out bowling ball didn’t matter very much because no one wore them outside Belgium, and even there, they were permitted to wear the second-coolest piece of headgear, the Hairnet. Giro made some inroads with their Air Attack series, but progress was generally at a standstill until the hardshell became mandatory after the tragic death of Andrey Kivilev in Paris-Nice in 2003.
The issue of the helmet has also been compounded by the fact that most continental Pros had no clue how to wear a helmet, given that they spent most of their lives not wearing one. When asked to, they often suffered from Toad Head and other anomalies commonly encountered when violating the Three-Point System.
Helmets are a necessary evil which are improving in style, but they are all uglier than the hallowed Cycling Cap. When wearing a helmet, keep the following points in mind.
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@Marcus
Agreed, that eyesore has upset my cognitive dissonance....
I see people wearing a lot of these around town, and it seems like they'd be hot as fuck under there during the summer.
Oops sorry, should have posted the one Frank wears:
@mcsqueak Nice. If you are trying to jump the Grand Canyon on a motorbike...
@mcsqueak
That's pretty stylin'. Who was Eddy Mercko?
@Gianni
There have been comments that he's rocking the beard of a German U-Boat captain
Actually saw someone wearing a version of this on my ride into work today. The mind boggles.
http://www.designboom.com/design/this-paper-pulp-bike-helmet-can-save-your-life/
@CanuckChuck
A V-Cap! Oh Merckx, I hope so!!!
I usaully dont wear a helment unless I am in the mountains or USAC makes me. My wife says I have too many caps but I use a variation of Rule 12; c+1, c=cap, a Rule 12c if you will.
V-Cap!!!!V-Cap!!!!V-Cap!!!!
No helmet will touch my fuzzy head unless it rests upon a cycling cap, brim forward to shield my eyes from the sun or the many droplets of water that we experience in the great PacNW...
@Mikael Liddy
This was the genesis of the Das Boot references