Pineapple Bob does the hybrid right.

My first bicycle opened a new world to me, one where range was measured by will and pedal revolutions, not steps; the only objective was seeing how far out I could push my range. First, to the border of our community, then to the nearest gas station, and on it went. It was a big yellow contraption with 10 speeds – twelve if you count “crashed” and “out of control”, which were the two most commonly used of the lot.

I didn’t know I could customize it. I assumed all saddles were steel with a foam and plastic coating, just as I assumed all brakes were ornamental beyond producing a screech that served to deter dog attacks. When the seat became too low, I declared that the bike no longer fit; I had no idea I could raise the saddle.

That bike was a Sears Moonlight Special, and I am quite sure it was made of solid lead pipes and had steel wheels. The bars were possibly wrapped in asbestos. I don’t wish I still had it, but I wish I still had my second bike. She was a beauty; a Raleigh with a gorgeous Weinmann group and a stunning metallic paint of brown and black, a color combination that every tailor on Savile Row will tell you is the most beautiful. Fitting, then, that it was an English bike.

At first, all I wanted was to rid the bike of her unsightly brake cables that jutted from the brake levers in the traditional way. This was the late eighties, and all brake levers on modern bikes were “aero” (under the tape). So I bought some DiaCompe levers and set about changing them out. A friend at County Cycles in Saint Paul, Minnesota (famous for being the place where Johnny Cash met “Her“) convinced me to buy some Benotto bar tape, and I spent the next few days basking in the amazement of my ability to single-handedly alter the look of my machine so dramatically. (Indirectly, my test rides also taught me about tightening cable bolts enough.)

This experience opened me up to the notion that every bike can be adapted to serve our needs. Every bike has a soul, and every soul has a bike. It could be our #1, or it might just carry us to work, or down to the farmers market. But like a dog with it’s pack, it’s happy so long as it knows its purpose, its reason for being – and has the opportunity to fulfill that purpose. And whenever we help a bike find its purpose, it bonds to our soul and never leaves us.

You need vision to see a bike’s purpose, and Grant Peterson might be the greatest bicycle visionary; he lived La Vie Velominatus long before we put that term to paper. He sees opportunities in bicycles without judgement; it doesn’t have to be a racer, or a tourer, or a trail bike – it just has to ride well and be fun. He’s been an inspiration since I learned about Bridgestone bikes, and his vision continues with Rivendale Bicycle Works. When time came for him to design a hybrid bike, he chose mustache bars with race-inspired geometry in the belief that just because it’s hybrid doesn’t mean it shouldn’t ride well. I’m proud to walk in his footsteps.

The Nederaap CX-V may have served her run as my main CX/Graveur, but she lives on as the loyal steed carrying me to and from the grocery store, the markets, post office, pub, and any manner of fun and casual expeditions around town. I don’t kit up, I don’t pump up the tires (although I do thumb-check the pressure, I’m not a savage), I don’t plan the route. I just get on, and I ride. And she rides great, is fun, and gobbles up single track just the same as she does tarmac. It makes no difference to her, I just jump on and start pedaling like I did when I was a kid. That’s good old-fashioned fun.

Plus, now I can enter the Commuter Grand Prix.

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frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @frank

    Yes, I'm inclined to agree that I am increasingly confused about shit here.   I admit that purists usually give me the shits, but I thought it was all a bit of a piss-take ?

    I like an upright bike in traffic. I feel I have better visibility with more head mobility and more safety, so I understand why you prefer a different configuration to your roadie.  You need a basket and a bell to be serious about making it a utility, especially if you want to compare it in any way to a Dutch bike.  Maybe I'm more secure in my metrosexuality than you ?

  • @Deakus

    We used to watch that one a lot!!!!  

     

    Great article frank....for some bizarre reason this gave me flashbacks to this (I am not sure how "global" this series was). Maybe it is the orange flaming phoenix at 1:26 that reminds of the swoop of those bars!

  • I should add @Ron, that I run with Jagwire adjustable v-noodles, they have a barrel adjuster in the top, so I can back them out to undo the v brake to get the tyre out, then crank it back up to get the tolerance closer for riding. Again, working fine for 2 yrs and no travel agents here...

  • Wtf happened to my first reply... Again, @Ron, I have mini-v's ( Tektro RX3), with 28mm tyres and fenders. Just test fit at the LBS to be sure. If I was picky, I would say that the rubber boot rubs/pushes on the fender a bit under braking, but no issue with riding mini-v and fenders for 3yrs (switched to canti levers and drops 2 yrs ago, needing the jagwires as above).

  • @Chris

    @frank

    I'm not off the path; if you read the article (which I'm increasingly convinced no one does), you'd see this was a COMMUTER.

    C'mon, just fess up. You reversed the Land Rover over a pair of aluminium Rotundo's and this is all just a cover up.

    Got me!

    @cognition

    @RedRanger There are bikes to train on, bikes to race on, bikes to ride gravel on, bikes to ride cyclocross on, and bikes to commute on. Better than taking an SUV a few km's down the block to get groceries.

    "Ride Lots." -Eddy.

    Exactly the point; I used to use a road bike as my commuter and it was too uncomfortable and impractical to use as a real utility bike. After I put the front rack on, it will be big time.

  • @Ron

    Has anyone successfully paired V-brakes with full fenders? I guess you could cut a notch, but now that I put V-brakes on my cross bike, I'd kind of like them on my commuter too, instead of cantilevers, but I have full fenders.

    Every fender job requires lots of tweaking. No reason V-Brakes and fenders won't work, you just might have to get creative. For instance, I had to cut mine down and fasten it with a zip tie.

    (Forgive the long cable; it was still in test mode when I took that shot.)

  • @Beers

    BTW, don't you commute like 30k each way or something?

    And how do you find the bar end shifters? Passed a guy with some on his Surly LHT yesterday and wondered how they go.

    It was 45km each way, and I did that on my road bike and used it for full training. I left that job because it sucked ass, and my new job has me at various sites throughout the day and riding a bike to work doesn't make sense. I ride this bike around town on weekends, or to get groceries, or whatever.

    Please let me know where you get the chainguard from, been looking for an affordable one big enough for a 52t for ages..

    I have a 42 on the front. 

    @DCR

    @Beers

    BTW, don't you commute like 30k each way or something?

    And how do you find the bar end shifters? Passed a guy with some on his Surly LHT yesterday and wondered how they go.

    My commute is roughly 30k each way. My Ti bike works wonders and allows me to attempt to kill segments along the way. I don't think I would ride a bike like yours @frank for those distances. My 70"²s steel bike gets the grocery runs.

    Agreed. See above.

  • @VeloVita

    @Ron

    @Ron

    Has anyone successfully paired V-brakes with full fenders? I guess you could cut a notch, but now that I put V-brakes on my cross bike, I'd kind of like them on my commuter too, instead of cantilevers, but I have full fenders.

    V-brakes or mini-v? I've seen photos of bikes with fenders and V-brakes so I assume it works (although I have no experience with it), but V-brakes won't work with road levers unless you run a travel agent. Mini-vs on the other hand have shorter arms to match the cable pull of road levers (thereby doing away with the need for a travel agent) but as a result that means that there isn't as much clearance (and not enough for fenders)

    I should say that my statement about mini-Vs is assuming a larger tire size - something like a 32mm. If you run narrower tires, you might be able to run a narrower fender that could work I suppose. You may have to play with the sizes a bit to see what you can fit. Some of it will also depend on how wide your rims are. Wider rims won't require the pads to be set as close which could give you more a little more clearance on the arms.

    Can't say I agree; I see no reason you can't fit them in. Might depend on your frame. On the rear of the Veloforma CCX, the chainstay design might make it harder, but there is plenty of clearance over the cable, as you can see on the front wheel here (don't have a photo of the rear handy).

  • @TommyTubolare

    @frank

    I might read the article without posting but I never post anything without reading.

    I don't use a Dutch bike. When I had one it served me well. It did exactly what it was design to do.

    How much shopping can you carry home from groceries on your commuter without taking a rucksack?

    I don't commute to work. I ride to work. Always on a race bike. I usually do 35-40 km one way through East Flanders. But since I'm going to work does that make the pictured bike a commuter so I can flip the stem up now? You are comfortable on your race bike for 5-6 hours rides and yet you need to install the stem upwards on your commuter to get an extra comfort? For what - 15 mins ride down to groceries or post office? I get the fenders and bell idea but the stem up and the bars are just wrong. Classic bars and 'normal' stem and the bike is perfect.

    I'd have been disappointed with anything less of a response. As I mentioned to Chris, the stem is too much; flipping it over tonight. And yes, I'm 100% comfortable on my road bike, but on the commuter, I'm usually wearing a wool jacket, slacks, and other clothing that restricts motion. I just want to jump on and ride it, you know?

    The bars are super comfortable and fun - why use drop bars for this purpose? There's no need to get low, and this is just a fun alternative to dutch bars.

    That bike of yours is a stunner. Its good to see someone else with the balls to show some decent post. I'm surprised to see you go to 11spd; I thought you were a major proponent of the old 10spd?

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