Everyone knows you need at least three road bikes – two if you’re absolutely determined to make a point about minimalism. Bike Number One is reserved for good weather and events, and the Rain Bike for inclement weather. Just like our guns need to be pampered and rubbed down whenever we’re off the bike, any time Bike Number One isn’t being used as a weapon of Mass V-struction, it should be pampered and polished lovingly. Best to leave the dirty work of training in Rule #9 conditions to a dedicated, loyal workhorse with less expensive componentry. It isn’t so much that a bike can’t handle getting wet – don’t be ridiculous – but rather that everything wears more quickly; road grit gets into the drivetrain, water seeps into bearings, and brake pads and rims wear like butter on a grindstone.

I find myself in the enviable position of having my repaired Cervélo R3 holding rank as my current Rain Bike. Having such a steed at hand any time the rain falls makes riding in bad weather all the more enjoyable. I did make some modifications to it, however. For starters, the cassette and chain are both Veloce instead of Record; not only are the less expensive, they appear to be more durable as well. As for hoops, a pair of Mavic Open Pros can’t be beat for durability and reliability.

But perhaps the most important modification centers around making the bike elegantly hi-vis. In addition to Lezyne flashers front and back for visibility, I have also applied strips of black 3M reflective tape to the chain stays, seat post, crank arms, down tube, and head tube. When a light isn’t shining on the tape, you can’t even see its there, but under the shine of a car’s headlights, the bike springs to life.

Riding in bad weather is all about durability and safety; the bike should be outfitted with reliable parts, and the rider should take care to be safe and visible. So whenver you’re riding in Rule #9 conditions, remember these safety tips:

  1. Assume the cars around you do not appreciate the dangers of being on a bicycle in the rain. If you find yourself being followed by a car at a point where it is unsafe for them to pass, either be assertive and take the lane to prevent them making a move that could put you at risk, or pull off the road completely to allow them to pass.
  2. Ride with confidence and make predictable movements. Always signal clearly when making turns. Make eye contact with drivers at intersections and clearly indicate your intended direction of travel.
  3. Always assume cars around you do not see you. Use flashers in any low light situations and give plenty of room to allow for increased stopping distance.
  4. When riding at night, the use of both a helmet mounted light and handlebar mounted light helps drivers realize you are a bicycle and not a motorcycle. I’m not sure why this is, but experience has proven this to be the case.
  5. Avoid riding through puddles, especially ones you can’t see the bottom of; potholes can be bigger than they appear or hidden completely by standing water.

Riding in bad weather means you’re a badass, but it also means cars are less likely to see you or expect to find you out on the road. In accordance with two of the V Tenets of the Velominati, we are to Look Fantastic at All Times, and Return Home Safely To Ride Again Tomorrow. My Reflective Bike of Authority plays nicely in both respects.

Vive la Vie Velominatus.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • Thought for a moment this was a posting for April fools day- reasonable, well thought out, encouraging function over form/appearance and without hyperbole.  Alas, I checked the date and has to concede that it was just a decent thoughtful article.

  • @KW

    @wiscot

    You boys need to come and ride with me in my part of SE Wisconsin. Seriously, I have maybe 2-3 encounters with asshole drivers a year here. And we have big trucks - this is serious hunting country. Most drivers are extremely polite - wait to pass, wave at me unbidden. Of course, I try to be overly polite too.

    Now when I lived in Indiana, it was a whole lot of the opposite . . .

    That's cause you live up there in the middle of nowhere. You need to come down here and ride in the city more often!

    Seriously though, I find that the drivers in the near suburbs are worse. They're soooo important, and I'm just in the way.

    I'll try and get a WI cogal set up for this summer. It'll be on the good roads in Washington, Sheboygan, Fond du Lac and possibly Ozaukee counties. Well away from the burbs . . . unless you count Kewaskum as a burb of West Bend . . .

  • @wiscot

    @KW

    @wiscot

    You boys need to come and ride with me in my part of SE Wisconsin. Seriously, I have maybe 2-3 encounters with asshole drivers a year here. And we have big trucks - this is serious hunting country. Most drivers are extremely polite - wait to pass, wave at me unbidden. Of course, I try to be overly polite too.

    Now when I lived in Indiana, it was a whole lot of the opposite . . .

    That's cause you live up there in the middle of nowhere. You need to come down here and ride in the city more often!

    Seriously though, I find that the drivers in the near suburbs are worse. They're soooo important, and I'm just in the way.

    I'll try and get a WI cogal set up for this summer. It'll be on the good roads in Washington, Sheboygan, Fond du Lac and possibly Ozaukee counties. Well away from the burbs . . . unless you count Kewaskum as a burb of West Bend . . .

    Most all of my rides take me north and west of the city. I get into Waukesha, Washington and Ozaukee counties quite a bit. Some fantastic roads up there. Makes me feel like I'm in Flanders with the aroma of all the cow shit.

  • @KW

    @wiscot

    @KW

    @wiscot

    You boys need to come and ride with me in my part of SE Wisconsin. Seriously, I have maybe 2-3 encounters with asshole drivers a year here. And we have big trucks - this is serious hunting country. Most drivers are extremely polite - wait to pass, wave at me unbidden. Of course, I try to be overly polite too.

    Now when I lived in Indiana, it was a whole lot of the opposite . . .

    That's cause you live up there in the middle of nowhere. You need to come down here and ride in the city more often!

    Seriously though, I find that the drivers in the near suburbs are worse. They're soooo important, and I'm just in the way.

    I'll try and get a WI cogal set up for this summer. It'll be on the good roads in Washington, Sheboygan, Fond du Lac and possibly Ozaukee counties. Well away from the burbs . . . unless you count Kewaskum as a burb of West Bend . . .

    Most all of my rides take me north and west of the city. I get into Waukesha, Washington and Ozaukee counties quite a bit. Some fantastic roads up there. Makes me feel like I'm in Flanders with the aroma of all the cow shit.

    We have a mix of great drivers and horrible drivers around the Fox Valley.  Love riding in Ozaukee (son and daughter-in-law live in Cedarburg) and Washington (Sister in Richfield) Counties.  Two weekends ago was able to ride around the Pewaukee Lake area -- great riding, and some nice little hills to boot.

    We have plenty of Flanders smells around here; this was only a few weeks back.  That's not exposed dirt from snow melt in the background....

  • @teleguy57

    @KW

    @wiscot

    @KW

    @wiscot

    You boys need to come and ride with me in my part of SE Wisconsin. Seriously, I have maybe 2-3 encounters with asshole drivers a year here. And we have big trucks - this is serious hunting country. Most drivers are extremely polite - wait to pass, wave at me unbidden. Of course, I try to be overly polite too.

    Now when I lived in Indiana, it was a whole lot of the opposite . . .

    That's cause you live up there in the middle of nowhere. You need to come down here and ride in the city more often!

    Seriously though, I find that the drivers in the near suburbs are worse. They're soooo important, and I'm just in the way.

    I'll try and get a WI cogal set up for this summer. It'll be on the good roads in Washington, Sheboygan, Fond du Lac and possibly Ozaukee counties. Well away from the burbs . . . unless you count Kewaskum as a burb of West Bend . . .

    Most all of my rides take me north and west of the city. I get into Waukesha, Washington and Ozaukee counties quite a bit. Some fantastic roads up there. Makes me feel like I'm in Flanders with the aroma of all the cow shit.

    We have a mix of great drivers and horrible drivers around the Fox Valley. Love riding in Ozaukee (son and daughter-in-law live in Cedarburg) and Washington (Sister in Richfield) Counties. Two weekends ago was able to ride around the Pewaukee Lake area "” great riding, and some nice little hills to boot.

    We have plenty of Flanders smells around here; this was only a few weeks back. That's not exposed dirt from snow melt in the background....

    Ah, I can smell it just looking at the photo.

    Pewaukee Lake is a great ride--one of my favorites in the area. In fact it might be on this weekend's agenda. It's a nice 70-75km loop around the lake from my house. More climbing than you might expect at first too.

  • Now that it doesn't rain in Texas anymore I have no use for a "rain" bike... it is now simply known as  "#2". That doesn't mean there is no Rule 9 riding.... Quite the contrary. Extremely bitter winter (for us) with morning temps consistently in the 20's & 30's for waaaay longer than past years. Oh and its often ridiculously windy as well. You want to ride those Zipp 404's? That's fine- just stay in the back of the pace line because nobody wants to ride behind you today. Good advice on the visibility of riders. Most of our rides begin in the dark and I've never heard anyone complaining of being too visible. We also put a premium on respectful riding while in traffic zones.... Nothing like a group of 20 blowing through red lights with their team kit on... Thank You sponsors!

  • @KW

    @teleguy57

    @KW

    @wiscot

    @KW

    @wiscot

    You boys need to come and ride with me in my part of SE Wisconsin. Seriously, I have maybe 2-3 encounters with asshole drivers a year here. And we have big trucks - this is serious hunting country. Most drivers are extremely polite - wait to pass, wave at me unbidden. Of course, I try to be overly polite too.

    Now when I lived in Indiana, it was a whole lot of the opposite . . .

    That's cause you live up there in the middle of nowhere. You need to come down here and ride in the city more often!

    Seriously though, I find that the drivers in the near suburbs are worse. They're soooo important, and I'm just in the way.

    I'll try and get a WI cogal set up for this summer. It'll be on the good roads in Washington, Sheboygan, Fond du Lac and possibly Ozaukee counties. Well away from the burbs . . . unless you count Kewaskum as a burb of West Bend . . .

    Most all of my rides take me north and west of the city. I get into Waukesha, Washington and Ozaukee counties quite a bit. Some fantastic roads up there. Makes me feel like I'm in Flanders with the aroma of all the cow shit.

    We have a mix of great drivers and horrible drivers around the Fox Valley. Love riding in Ozaukee (son and daughter-in-law live in Cedarburg) and Washington (Sister in Richfield) Counties. Two weekends ago was able to ride around the Pewaukee Lake area "” great riding, and some nice little hills to boot.

    We have plenty of Flanders smells around here; this was only a few weeks back. That's not exposed dirt from snow melt in the background....

    Ah, I can smell it just looking at the photo.

    Pewaukee Lake is a great ride-one of my favorites in the area. In fact it might be on this weekend's agenda. It's a nice 70-75km loop around the lake from my house. More climbing than you might expect at first too.

    Ok, ok, ok. I will get a WI cogal on the slate soon. Sounds like there's a bunch of us riding around unaware of our mutual Velominati status. Any of you guys doing the Cheesehead Roubaix? The UPAF ride in Mke is too easy. The Oostburg Christian School does a nice 160 kms ride in spring.  If you want an awesome late season ride, the Maywood Nature Center in Sheboygan do the best 180 kms ride around. Great roads, organization and a nice, brutal route.

  • @wiscot I agree with Wisconsin drivers. I once had a woman stop and flag me down to apologize for passing so closely.  Thing about it was that I hadn't noticed.

  • A WI cogal is a necessity.

    Cheesehead Roubaix is definitely on the agenda this year. I did the Door County Century last year. Very well run event.

    I'm still not sure which other big rides I'm going to be able to do this year. Our baby is due in early September, so I'm afraid that a lot of late season stuff may have to go by the wayside this year. That said, I'd like to do Race the Lake. We'll see what happens.

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