How is it that the greatest cyclist would be so handsome? When the stars lined up with Mr Merckx, they…
Whenever I do anything, I try my best to project the confidence of Han Solo leaving the cantina after cooking Greedo…
It's still a month away. You've got plenty of base. If those words were being spoken about an upcoming DJ…
Even if you don't own an espresso machine, you might want to own one of these. It's art. It's form…
There are three subjects you should not bring up in new company: Politics, Saddle Bags, and Helmets. In my experience,…
This is it, people, the final event of the 2015 Velominati Super Prestige. Let's start with pointing out that it…
Riding in bad weather is an incredible experience assuming you don't fall off and break your hip, or you don't get…
People, please grab hold of your butts: we are experiencing a V.V magnitude Awesome Quake, and it is sporting a…
Paris-Tours, it's almost the end of the road for the V-VSP. The great smoggy race in China has been switched…
Belgium has a host of great names, and not just for Cyclists. Riding past a farm equipment outlet or workshop after…
My first bike was a Sears Moonlight Special. It was literally a piece of shit - figuratively. I mean, it…
Do we love our inanimate objects too much? I don't think so. I remember getting home from yet another Sunday…
Before we move on to the last Monument of the season, let's reflect on what happened in Richmond. My deeply…
What a great time of year this is. The changing of the seasons means one of two things; the weather…
In grade school, a teacher once asked me to name my favorite color, a query to which I responded with the only…
[rule number=12/] The only parents who proclaim to have a favorite child are the ones who have only one; all…
The last time the US hosted a World Championship, it was for the Cyclocross and it was totally badass. But…
What can be said about the worlds that hasn't been said here already? We're all abuzz over here in America,…
You can never have too much Muur. It's a proven scientific fact that too little Muur can be detrimental to…
The Road Cycling World Championships are on our doorstep. The USA is hosting, which makes me nervous immediately. How can…