Bicycle racing is a strange beast. Some races are over before they're even a third completed, any mystery of a victor negated…
For anyone who has just witnessed the Tour de France, the single most amazing point is, these guys are super-human…
[rule number=41/] Look, people. We're not making this up; we're mainlining this shit straight from the rivers of Truth flowing…
The Prophet had never been dropped by anyone in a race-threatening situation during his entire Grand-Tour career. But he was dropped on…
We don't like to talk about crashing. Talking about crashing before you crash feels a lot like tempting fate and talking…
If Rule #12 does not smolder deep in your soul, you might not be a Velominatus. I'll still be riffling…
In Japanese, "Santoku" means "Three Virtues". Exactly which three virtues it is referring to is unclear, but I am fascinated by…
"Like one who after a night of drunken revelry (and VSP picking) hies to his bed, still reeling, but with…
It used to be that you could choose any color shoes you wanted, so long as they were black and any color socks,…
When it comes to hardmen, there aren't many tougher than this guy. That he manages to mix massive amounts of V…
Three days in, and it's already been a brutal opening week of the Tour. I've never heard of the Tour…
Damn. Was I not just raving about this a year ago? Why start a major women's race in Italy when…
Cobblestones make the race, I'm not ruining any fantasies telling you that. Wet cobblestones, well, those make a legend. Nibbles…
The conundrum for the Cyclist (but not the bike rider) presents itself daily. We try to keep ourselves safe every…
The Tour de France is France's race. Actually, that isn't quite fair. The Tour de France is France's Olympics, World…
My bike weighs about 6 kilos. It is no waify little thing either, with it having a 61cm frame and and three…
If Gatorade had any marketing sense whatsoever, they would have plastered photos of this pair all over every billboard in…
I pump my tires up every single day, and every day it is the only part of Cycling I don't…
We are bipedal creatures. Fact. Bipedal locomotion sucks. Also a fact. This makes being a human somewhat challenging in the sense…
Words of advice for the lads: If your girlfriend is a very good cyclist and you two are going to…