I'm a naturally loud and weird person who expresses excitement through volume. Also, alcohol is supposed to be a depressant, but…
Guido went to extraordinary lengths to shield young Joshua from the horrors of the war. On the way to the…
Up here in the Northern Hemisphere, this off-season is the time for rest and repair. The body and bikes need…
Although he was already an active community member, I began my friendship with Dan Richter in early 2012 after he…
Assuming you ride somewhere outside the borders of Antarctica, you have likely already heard about the injustice being imposed on…
Hear ye, hear ye, get thee, and a mirror, to your indoor trainer. This is going to be a multi-part…
Today is a special day for two reasons. First, it is Sinterklaas Avond, an important holiday in the Netherlands and…
The Skype conversation went like this: Brett: "Remember Laurent Dufaux?" Frank: "How can I forget? Twat." Brett: "What was that…
Water is an asshole, at least when it comes to bicycles. So is wind, now that I think of it;…
I realise that I may never live this down, and that my reputation within the Velominati community will be damaged…
When you're a kid, riding with your hands off the bars is something done for thrills, for style, and to impress…
Patience has never come naturally to me - I'm more Calvin than I am Hobbes in that regard. Yet I am…
Pity our cyclist, it's Saturday and he won't shave his face, it might sap his strength but he has to…
I walk away from social gatherings with an acute sense of accomplishment whenever I haven't offended anyone and when my…
Freddy effortlessly demonstrates Rules #80 and #82, the Three-Point System, and the Goldilocks Principle while his mechanic calmly swaps a…
Finding The V-Locus is something of an extension of the Goldilocks Principle; bars set somewhere between Sit Up and Beg…
Having asthma is kind of like winning the lottery, except it happens to more people and instead of money you…
The cycling cap was part of any kit: nearly black shorts, team jersey and cap. It would be matching, it…
While the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, for us road cyclists it is usually not the…
He didn't really want to be awake at this hour, but it was the only way. Or one of them,…