2012 V-Moment of the Year: Boonen Goes Long

Boonen goes long. Photo via Cycling Weekly

Yes, I know, I have a major thing for Boonen. But come on, wouldn’t you? Look at those guns. Look at that position on the bike. He even makes that ugly Specialized helmet look good. He even makes that ugly Specialized Roubaix look good, come to think of it. And those White Ladies? Kill me now.

Picking the V-Moment of the year is always a tough one, especially in a year when there were so many great moments. In fact, that I’m glad I didn’t get saddled with the Anti-V Moment of the Year Award because it won’t be easy to pick out a loser for that one.

Some of the greatest instants of the season were Johan Vansummeren continuing on after he went through the meat grinder at the Tour. Or Hesjedal hanging tough on the Stelvio to stay close enough to J-Rod to take the win for the first Canuckian Grand Tour at the Giro. Faboo gritting his teeth to finish the Olympic ITT in tears despite a moronic but devastating crash in the Road Race. Gilbert coming back to take a decisive win in the Worlds Road Race after a disastrous season.

Maybe its my man-crush on Boonen, maybe its the fact that we were at the roadside for both events, but two moments stand out as what must have been two of the hardest moments in racing – with the most at stake. One was Boonen riding the Paterberg at the back of the three-man breakaway with Ballan and Potato during the Ronde van Vlaanderen; his gears were jammed and he couldn’t get into his lowest gear on that brutally steep climb. As the group got to the top, Boonen was overgeared and losing ground. Standing in a Flemish field not more than 1000 meteres (as the crow flies) from the Paterberg, I could almost hear his bike cry out in agony as he scraped the bottom of the V-Barrel to hold onto the back of the group.

But that’s not the V-Moment of the year because, in the end, there was only something to be gained by holding on – he had nothing to lose. If he got unhitched from the group, he would have called it training for Roubaix, and gone home feeling good about his chances in the Queen of the Classics.

The V-Moment of the year was instead a moment that wasn’t captured on camera; it was a solitary moment that echoed inside only one man’s heart. It was a moment that must have fluttered through his mind as he came off the secteur of cobbles about 55k from Roubaix, looked around, and noticed that no one was with him. At that moment, he had everything to lose. A wiser man would have sat up and waited for the group, knowing he could conserve his energy and pick his moment later, when the risks were more manageable.

But The V isn’t about sensibility. The V isn’t about planning. The V isn’t about calculation. The V is about making your own luck. The V is about bending the odds to your vvill. The V is about making the race beg you to relent. The 2012 V Moment of the Year was the moment Boonen decided to carry on to Roubaix, alone.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @Dan_R

    Boonen makes me wish I was an underage girl at a Belgian rave.

    (Without getting all giddy) me too, that's the line of the day.

    And I didn't say Roubaix's were ugly bikes, I said he looks like a monkey humping a tennis ball.- which could be down to the angle of the photo, the turn he's making or the fact he's on the rivet.  If that led you all to decide that the Roubaix is ugly, unattractive or rides like a POS, then I'm better at this than I thought.

    Also see Chris Hoy's win in the Kieren at London for big baller V moment. Squeezed a six foot, 90 something kilo frame through a gap tighter than Marcus after half a Foster's shandy at 60 plus kilometers per hour. Fuck yeah. And also anti V can go to the cunzors who own the broadcast rights to the Olympics not making the video publicly available. I spit in their bidons, the wankspanners.

  • Actually it's this one. WC 2012 round, comes through a gap that doesn't exist unless you can see the future.

  • Have to agree with the choice here but number 2 is?

    The Pain. The Hard Work. The Dedication. And when one celebrates one celebrates with the V.

     

  • @minion

    Squeezed a six foot, 90 something kilo frame through a gap tighter than Marcus after half a Foster's shandy at 60 plus kilometers per hour.

    Only a few days left for Marcus and minion to send the year's last salvos.

  • @RedRanger

    @DerHoggz

    @RedRanger

    Don't the pros get one without the massive flagpole/headtube? That is what really gets me about the "endurance" market.

    nope. looking at the measurements, Specialized uses the same geometry at every price point in the line. The Pros just have the stem slammed, where as Joe Schmo may have a few spacers(just like any other bike.) does the Roubaix have a longer head tube than the same size Tarmac? yes, but thats the point, part of the design.

    Trek does have like 3 different geometries on the other hand.

    Actually, I'm quite sure I read an article in Bikeradar profiling Tommeke's bike, which stated that he gets a custom-sized frame which is a hybrid of a 58's top tube and a 54's head-tube, to match the fit coordinates he needs. He rides the Tarmac already slammed, so the slamming the Roubaix's stem won't suffice.

    Sagan, by the way, rides a similar 58cm SuperSix EVO with a 54's head-tube.

    Pros ride the right tool for the right job - if that job requires a plusher frame (Roubaix, Domane) then so be it, but they'd rather stay on the same fit-coordinates. Fit-wise, a bike is just three points floating in space - bars, saddle and pedals. Keep those constant and you can use the more aero bike on the breakaways or the plusher one for the cobbles.

  • @tessar Correction: Even his Tarmac is a special mold that mates a 61cm top tube with a 58-56's head-tube (apparently dubbed "60 Pro"-size by Specialized). I doubt he rides a stock Roubaix then.

  • @Dan_R

    @Tobin

    @Dan_R small consolidation is that Ryder did win the Lionel Conacher for 2012. Plus, without the Leafs to broadcast, TSN has to figure out an alternative way to aggravate the country.

    Yeah, I just that on the Toronto Sports Network! Of course, ask an average Canadian who Lionel Conacher is and you'll get a blank stare. Even in Toronto!

    For the Americans in the crowd, he's our version of Jim Thorpe, but he played more sports... so better.

    Yep, bon choix Canada.... was there ever any real alternative to Ryder though ? Pleased for the lad.

  • What, no votes for Veino winning the Olympic RR? One final salute to the Edgar before the Lance affair?

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