2012 V-Moment of the Year: Boonen Goes Long

Boonen goes long. Photo via Cycling Weekly

Yes, I know, I have a major thing for Boonen. But come on, wouldn’t you? Look at those guns. Look at that position on the bike. He even makes that ugly Specialized helmet look good. He even makes that ugly Specialized Roubaix look good, come to think of it. And those White Ladies? Kill me now.

Picking the V-Moment of the year is always a tough one, especially in a year when there were so many great moments. In fact, that I’m glad I didn’t get saddled with the Anti-V Moment of the Year Award because it won’t be easy to pick out a loser for that one.

Some of the greatest instants of the season were Johan Vansummeren continuing on after he went through the meat grinder at the Tour. Or Hesjedal hanging tough on the Stelvio to stay close enough to J-Rod to take the win for the first Canuckian Grand Tour at the Giro. Faboo gritting his teeth to finish the Olympic ITT in tears despite a moronic but devastating crash in the Road Race. Gilbert coming back to take a decisive win in the Worlds Road Race after a disastrous season.

Maybe its my man-crush on Boonen, maybe its the fact that we were at the roadside for both events, but two moments stand out as what must have been two of the hardest moments in racing – with the most at stake. One was Boonen riding the Paterberg at the back of the three-man breakaway with Ballan and Potato during the Ronde van Vlaanderen; his gears were jammed and he couldn’t get into his lowest gear on that brutally steep climb. As the group got to the top, Boonen was overgeared and losing ground. Standing in a Flemish field not more than 1000 meteres (as the crow flies) from the Paterberg, I could almost hear his bike cry out in agony as he scraped the bottom of the V-Barrel to hold onto the back of the group.

But that’s not the V-Moment of the year because, in the end, there was only something to be gained by holding on – he had nothing to lose. If he got unhitched from the group, he would have called it training for Roubaix, and gone home feeling good about his chances in the Queen of the Classics.

The V-Moment of the year was instead a moment that wasn’t captured on camera; it was a solitary moment that echoed inside only one man’s heart. It was a moment that must have fluttered through his mind as he came off the secteur of cobbles about 55k from Roubaix, looked around, and noticed that no one was with him. At that moment, he had everything to lose. A wiser man would have sat up and waited for the group, knowing he could conserve his energy and pick his moment later, when the risks were more manageable.

But The V isn’t about sensibility. The V isn’t about planning. The V isn’t about calculation. The V is about making your own luck. The V is about bending the odds to your vvill. The V is about making the race beg you to relent. The 2012 V Moment of the Year was the moment Boonen decided to carry on to Roubaix, alone.

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The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • @minion

    Thomas de Gendt. Stelvio. Rides onto the podium.

    Fuck Boonen. He looks like the proverbial monkey humping a tennis ball on that bike too.

    Have to agree with you .....   Mortirolo then backs it up on the Stelvio ......    Bingo

  • For me a special V mention has to go to Chris Anker Sorensen for finishing the tour after mashing his hand in the spokes trying to retrieve the daily issue of  Le Monde.

  • @Adrian

    For me a special V mention has to go to Chris Anker Sorensen for finishing the tour after mashing his hand in the spokes trying to retrieve the daily issue of Le Monde.

    I saw the damage and it must have been very painful indeed but he was a bit of a twit to try and reach in to his spokes and remove newpaper whilst trying to keep going...what would he have lost....10 seconds at most....they are called "bladed" spokes for a reason, I bet he never does it again!

    There is a fine line between idiocy and heroism...I would say he strayed the wrong side of it but pulled it back with a heroic continuation once the damage was done..

  • @Adrian

    What, no votes for Veino winning the Olympic RR? One final salute to the Edgar before the Lance affair?

    Both your posts need to go in the Rusty Chain award. i'm with Deakus on the Sorenson affair. Dumb + tough cancel each other out.

    Veino was a support player in the Olympic RR. The lead role was Uran Uran who recognised the Britishness of the occasion and replayed the world the old Landy / Bannister manoeuvre. An all-time classic. How embarrassment!

  • @Harminator

    @Adrian

    What, no votes for Veino winning the Olympic RR? One final salute to the Edgar before the Lance affair?

    Both your posts need to go in the Rusty Chain award. i'm with Deakus on the Sorenson affair. Dumb + tough cancel each other out.

    Veino was a support player in the Olympic RR. The lead role was Uran Uran who recognised the Britishness of the occasion and replayed the world the old Landy / Bannister manoeuvre. An all-time classic. How embarrassment!

    I agree with you both, the Veino comment was definitely tongue in check but there was a something about watching a man who ended up having to have plastic surgery for, agreed a very dumb act, go deep in the TT to maintain his GC placing.

  • What timing! Just yesterday I realized that I maybe had never rewatched Paris Roubaix 2012. I watched it again, then again, and then again. No matter how many times I see Boonen & Niki go clear I have to rewind and watch it again. It seems to almost happen by accident, then they're clear, then they're gone. I simply cannot imagine what it feels like to have to solo in for that long, over those roads, and with those dudes chasing. I get freaked out enough being chased in a Thursday night ride!

    Ha, I have been a big fan of the Specialized helmets since the M-series ones of the early 2000s. But, their top model for the last year or two has been bulky and ugly. Good call, Frank! People continue to buy them 'cause lots of top PROS are in them, but I just think they're ugly.

    And I had no idea about the jammed gear; now I'll have to go rewatch that!

    Here's the P-R video in case ya want to watch it again and haven't found it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZWbZoX3rig

  • @Ron

    Here's the P-R video in case ya want to watch it again and haven't found it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZWbZoX3rig

    Thanks for the link. As I started watching it I thought I would have to search for the part where Tornado Tom drops everybody and its the first thing on the broadcast with like 1 1/2 hours left.

    Soloing to victory with 55 km to go.

    Amazing everytime

  • @strathlubnaig

    Boonen is da man right enough, but one of the highlights of the year for me was Keisse (another Omega-Pharma lad) taking Stage 7 in the Tour of Turkey, the solo breakaway, the crash, the recovery, the remounting his chain and being oh so cool as the peloton charged towards him...... 'kin-A !

    This was probably the racing moment I got most excited watching all year - or maybe Rabottini winning stage 15 of the Giro, but I have to agree with Frank's pick here on Boonen's decision to go it alone in PR.  Being a huge Boonen fan as well, when he took off I was disappointed and remember posting on the VSP page that he blew it and went too soon, but as I watched kilometer after kilometer, I was happy to have to remove a little more of my foot from my mouth after each one.  A deserved win in both PR and the V-Moment of the Year (I think we all know which is more prestigious)

  • I tend to get more jazzed by bikes that I don't see that many of in the wild. Thus, smaller outfits or anything a bit rare gets my interest. That being said, Treks and Specialized bikes can be hot. Or not. Same thing goes for Colnago though. I've seen plenty of ugly, Rule-breaking Colnagos too. Any frameset holds lots of potential.

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