Anatomy of a Photo: Sean Yates V. 2.0

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." photo by Andrew Hood

Sweet Jesus, here is a DS you can’t bluff. Having Raas, Tchmil or Sean Yates as a director must make you a better rider; you will be getting little sympathy from the team car with one of these guys behind the wheel. Some ex-racers really let go when they retire but only Sean Yates looks meaner and leaner after he quits the pro peloton. This photo is quite a contrast to an old photo from his early years in the professional ranks.

We have always held Sean in very high esteem. He has always appeared unstoppable, indestructible, a cyclist who actually might end up winning a bar fight. I bet he can put some of the present climbers on the Sky team in a spot of bother on the flats any time he rides with them. He even looks bandaged up here like he went down in a corner. And that black wrist band, I reckon it is a HTFU, Rule V special. No need to speak to a rider when he drops back to the team car to moan about the work being done on the front for Cav, just a quick look towards his black wrist band is all it takes.

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  • I'd be very good money for the video of Lo Sheriffo and Sean walking down the alley together towards Ferrari. They don't even have to touch him. At 50m, he wets himself and faints.

  • @Nate

    @Ron
    I think I remember reading in peleton or Rouleur that Sean doesn't ride anymore due to a health problem.

    @Keepers
    If I am wrong about that I'd appreciate you not divulging my whereabouts to the man.

    I know he still trains when he is traveling with Sky, he used to own the 50 mile time trial championship in England. Ouch, that's a Hardman's race. Wiki said he didn't race anymore due to heart problems, but really, what does wiki know. Can you be this thin if you aren't riding lots?
    @scaler911

    Fuck Ya Gianni! That'd be a hard relationship as a racer; so much wisdom, but I'd be afraid to ask. Kind of like a drill instructor.

    Maybe he is super nice, or the sad clown behind those glasses, another mystery wrapped up in an old blown Vittoria tubular. We will get @Roadslave to get to the bottom of this. Go for a ride with him, have six pints, get to know him.

  • @Gianni

    @Nate

    @Ron
    I think I remember reading in peleton or Rouleur that Sean doesn't ride anymore due to a health problem.

    @Keepers
    If I am wrong about that I'd appreciate you not divulging my whereabouts to the man.

    I know he still trains when he is traveling with Sky, he used to own the 50 mile time trial championship in England. Ouch, that's a Hardman's race. Wiki said he didn't race anymore due to heart problems, but really, what does wiki know. Can you be this thin if you aren't riding lots?
    @scaler911

    Fuck Ya Gianni! That'd be a hard relationship as a racer; so much wisdom, but I'd be afraid to ask. Kind of like a drill instructor.

    Maybe he is super nice, or the sad clown behind those glasses, another mystery wrapped up in an old blown Vittoria tubular. We will get @Roadslave to get to the bottom of this. Go for a ride with him, have six pints, get to know him.

    I didn't know about his heart, but certainly that can thin you out. But, as much as it pains me to say, a heart condition and being thin kinda points backwards to PED's. Ah, well, he's still a legend in my book.

  • @frank
    I can't get enough of those LeMan photos. I really love the one of him descending in the world champ kit with a big grin on his face.

  • @Nate
    Rest easy Nate, if anyone is confused here, it's me. I cannot remember where I read that article about him still training, maybe an old Cycle Sport mag. They all blend together.

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