The question tackled here is of carrying the bicycle, should it require carrying. The non-cyclist is perhaps more inclined to consider carrying their bicycle than is the Cyclist. Examples that come to mind include the navigation of a giant mud pit or a steep twisty narrow snowy descent, where the uninitiated may erroneously contemplate the likelihood of survival between riding the bike as opposed to walking or carrying it. Other examples might be bunny-hopping a 1 meter vertical wall where a slight miscalculation may result in going from being Awesome to merely being OK.
But if one thing is certain, should matters come to carrying the bicycle, it is the shoulder that should be employed for this task, as time-tested by cyclocross riders for well over a century. No further research is required to resolve this matter. And, should the question of leather handles come up, I put it to you thusly: are you a giant hipster douche nozzle, or are you a hardman with Ultimate Rule #5 Leg and balls so big you could wear a sun visor with a gauze stocking cap?
Thanks to KRX10 for making me aware of this abomination of a leather handle.
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@sgt
"You must be meaning What the Fuck eh?"
For The Win
@ChrisO
For real, take that through airport security today and receive a one way ticket to cavity search-ville.
At a cyclocross workshop two weeks ago I learned the importance of grabbing the downtube in a spot appropriate for the length of your forearm.
Grab too far down and your elbow won't clear the seat tube.
Grab too far up and your balance will be off.
Take 5 minutes to figure out where the right spot is and you'll be able to grab it, stab your elbow through the triangle, and sprint away.
G'rilla - that's awesome. I've never really practiced the skills involved, more of a "let's go out and ride cross fast...". I just try to keep up with dudes who've done it longer. Never really had to shoulder or carry or run much in my races.
I was hoping a few guys I know would be the Cross Sensei I need, but they seem oddly reluctant. Either they're too lazy to teach a new guy or I sometimes feel as if they don't want to show me what's behind the curtain.
Anyway, right now only having time for about an hour of riding a day. That's too short for me to get into the rhythm of road riding. But, reading that I see I can use the hour-long cross rides I've been doing not just to ride, but also as a bit of running, shouldering, skills practice. Then I'll really feel like I'm getting a lot of cycling squeezed into that hour.
Cool.
And don't want it to get lost, so to be clear - it's Founder-approved to ride/race cross in a V-jersey?
@Buck Rogers Well, since it's not a gun, anyone can buy it - it's just a camera with a telephoto lens, and a dedicated mount to hold them steady. The idea was that the gun-shaped bottom would allow you to stabilize the long lens against your body, supporting it similarly to how a tripod would. Wouldn't take it as a carry-on, though, judging by the reaction a kid's water-pistol produces when they screen the luggage.
@tessar
My bad. I thought you had lne mounted on a working pistol. Now THAT would be cool!
@Cyclops
To prove that Merckx does indeed watch over us - at the very microsecond I read this one of my unenlightened friends was calling me a "TWAT" in capital letters on TwoFacedBook for pointing out to him that that riding recumbents in public in any cycling event (in this case an audax) requires at least a beard, poor personal hygiene and that the rider should have no concept of actual cycling (hardcore paralympians, military veterans etc of course being exempt).
He had posted posted a picture of a machine so vile I required brain bleach but it appears one of his fellow audaxers wishes to acquire one.
The five seconds of Jensie "suggesting" that the Rules should be Obeyed was immediately shared with him in the hope that his cycling soul is not completely lost but rather mislaid temporarily.
@Nate
It's some kind of "hand-up"
Sometimes it's beer:
Sometimes it's bacon:
And, hopefully for this bloke, an appropriate helmet:
@Cyclops
Fan-freaking-tastic! That gave me a Jensbone! Although, not recognized in the lexicon the "Jensbone" seems to work because that video made me that excited!