Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Roubaix (Keeper Tip Hotline)

We are quickly arriving at what is, for any Velominatus, the end of the most awesomest week of the year.  There have been emails and comments flying around within the community so we thought it would be fun to publicize our plan for honoring the Hardmen of the Cobbles this coming Sunday.

So, with that, we launch the first Keeper Tip Hotline.  For those of you who are inclined to leave a comment, please do so and tell us what your plans are and who you are tipping for the podium.  Top five places are scored; whoever has the highest cumulative score will get an Obey the Rules prize.  Scoring simply runs in reverse order; 5 points for first, 1 point for 5th.

Update (13 April 2010): This competition has been renamed the Velominati Super Prestige.  More information on this competition and current results can be found on the Velominati Super Prestige Page.

frank

The founder of Velominati and curator of The Rules, Frank was born in the Dutch colonies of Minnesota. His boundless physical talents are carefully canceled out by his equally boundless enthusiasm for drinking. Coffee, beer, wine, if it’s in a container, he will enjoy it, a lot of it. He currently lives in Seattle. He loves riding in the rain and scheduling visits with the Man with the Hammer just to be reminded of the privilege it is to feel completely depleted. He holds down a technology job the description of which no-one really understands and his interests outside of Cycling and drinking are Cycling and drinking. As devoted aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Frank is co-author along with the other Keepers of the Cog of the popular book, The Rules, The Way of the Cycling Disciple and also writes a monthly column for the magazine, Cyclist. He is also currently working on the first follow-up to The Rules, tentatively entitled The Hardmen. Email him directly at rouleur@velominati.com.

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  • 1. Cancellara - he's on a classics campaign of terror
    2. Boonen - i know, i know, repeat but he can't hang with Spartacus unless it comes down to a sprint
    3. Farrar - Out on a limb here but he's strong right now
    Flecha
    Eisel
    Hushovd

  • I will arise early in the morning, which is sure to be a chilly one. I will pull on my woolen Molteni jersey and climb aboard my trusty steel steed. I will sit upon the porch for a few minutes while sipping my esspresso and contemplating the pain to come. I will roll down to Queene Anne and ride all the cobbles I can find before returning home to watch Road to Roubaix.

    At 3:00pm PST, when the footage airs, I will watch, a loyal disciple. It will involve ales.

    And, with that, my prediction: Watch out for Tyler Farrar who will show but will not have a result. He is a budding hardman, but a hardman he is not yet. Boonen, he has a score to settle. Cancellara may have trouble as he will be riding deep dish wheels and they can be unruly on the larger stones of Northern France. Martijn Maaskant will be there as well. But, my prediction is that Boonen will take his fourth Paris-Roubaix. Cancellara will not place. George Hincapie will keep his head on for once and place second, Philipe Gilbert will take third, with Roger Hammond fourth, and Leif Hoste in fifth.

  • @frank

    I was gonna tip to Gilbert as well but I'm not seeing him on any start lists as of 4/6. At least at the ones I looked at on Velo and Cycling news.

  • @James

    Makes sense you're going through Herts, cuz that's what it's gonna do.

    @frank

    That was so "this morning" for me. I almost did the same thing. So is Phillipe starting or what?

  • @Marko
    Ha! Well, looks like he's not in. I'm not seeing him anywhere, although I could be missing him. Is skipping Roubaix for any reason other than injury or doping suspension an offense worthy of being disqualified for Hardman status? I think so. He was on track for it, too, after that Flanders finish.

  • @Marko
    Going with Millar.

    1. Boonen
    2. George Hincapie
    3. David Millar
    4. Roger Hammond
    5. Leif Hoste

    Looking at that list, it's a long shot. But I like to live dangerously.

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